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oeb · 21-06-2011 11:04pm

Daegerty wrote: »

Roide as many fine beours as you can pick up in cheesy nightclubs

Buy a mad fast car like Ariel Atom - after 30 they have mid life crisis written all over them

Unfortuantly, before 30 they have 'Insurance moneypit' written all over them =(

Daegerty · 21-06-2011 11:06pm

oeb wrote: »

Unfortuantly, before 30 they have 'Insurance moneypit' written all over them =(

The women? they're a moneypit in every way not just insurance

Blitzkrieger · 22-06-2011 1:14pm

oeb wrote: »

before 30 they have 'Insurance moneypit' written

It's not just 30-somethings themselves that start moving the goalposts once they hit 30. According to insurance brokers : "32 is the new 30". No doubt once we get to 32.....

kingtut · 22-06-2011 2:51pm

oeb wrote: »

Guys, I'm 30 next week.

Quick, give me a list of stupid **** I still need to do while in my 20s!

Get married
Get divorced
Have a threesome
Take all of us for dinner
Win the lotto
Get a cat
Learn to play the didgeridoo
Ignore all the above

tommy21 · 22-06-2011 7:21pm

oeb wrote: »

Guys, I'm 30 next week.

Quick, give me a list of stupid **** I still need to do while in my 20s!

wear sunscreen.

deRanged · 22-06-2011 7:33pm

kingtut wrote: »

Get married
Get divorced
Have a threesome

I think you have these in the wrong order

Milly33 · 23-06-2011 2:24pm

Would anyone here know of a good safe place to camp in mitchelstown!!

Daegerty · 23-06-2011 2:30pm

Milly33 wrote: »

Would anyone here know of a good safe place to camp in mitchelstown!!

Just avoid anywhere near Ned O'Keeffe's house

kingtut · 24-06-2011 9:46am

deRanged wrote: »

I think you have these in the wrong order

Have a threesome
Get married
Have a threesome
Get divorced
Have a threesome

:P Better?

Tirabaralla · 24-06-2011 12:12pm

Lol now I remember why I was missing this forum :P

oeb · 24-06-2011 12:28pm

I could probably save a lot of time if I just had a fivesome.

I need 4 volunteers.

Daegerty · 24-06-2011 12:30pm

oeb wrote: »

I could probably save a lot of time if I just had a fivesome.

I need 4 volunteers.

tLL should have plenty. and they're all so liberated they'll jump at the chance. you might pick up a few stragglers in A&A too who'll join in just to have a dig at the church

FTGFOP · 24-06-2011 1:32pm

Ned O'Keeffe and threesomes on the same page. This is not good.

Daegerty · 24-06-2011 1:43pm

FTGFOP wrote: »

Ned O'Keeffe and threesomes on the same page. This is not good.

The threesome would take a lot longer for anyone thinking about this page while tis going on

Blitzkrieger · 24-06-2011 7:36pm

You should clarify the maximum number of males participating in your fivesome. My rule is 1. Me......

Daegerty · 24-06-2011 7:59pm

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

You should clarify the maximum number of males participating in your fivesome. My rule is 1. Me......

Arrah jaysus now lad thats only pure greed now like surely there's room for a few more. At least have a few fellas queuing up for when you're finished

kingtut · 26-06-2011 5:14pm

3some complete?

Needler · 26-06-2011 6:22pm

kingtut wrote: »

3some complete?

I'm afaid now lad you'll have to stay in hiding for a few more days. When its safe i'll drop this green disc into your hiding place so you'll know its safe to come out

*points at green disc*

of course you're welcome to join if you can pick up the courage. Sure blitzkrieger is too busy redesigning the road network of Ireland and the ladies are idle

miss_shadow · 26-06-2011 10:53pm

cork sex forum ftw

Tirabaralla · 27-06-2011 8:06am

miss_shadow wrote: »

cork sex forum ftw

I remember times when sex was had more than posted about...
LoL
Joke, I promise

oeb · 27-06-2011 8:31am

kingtut wrote: »

3some complete?

Nahhhh, had to make do with a onesome.

Daegerty · 27-06-2011 5:04pm

oeb wrote: »

Nahhhh, had to make do with a onesome.

Tis a torment but you can't let the ould bag get too full either

oeb · 27-06-2011 5:38pm

Anyone fancy a couple of beers tonight? I have a hankering for a few.

LenaClaire · 27-06-2011 7:02pm

I wish, I am stuck on conference calls all night

FTGFOP · 27-06-2011 8:39pm

oeb wrote: »

Anyone fancy a couple of beers tonight? I have a hankering for a few.

The best I can do you is a virtual pint. I'm drinking beer and typing this.

"Young's bitter... perfect with bangers and mash and roast beef." I don't have either of those, chicken and Phish food will have to do.

Needler · 27-06-2011 8:53pm

Tirabaralla wrote: »

I remember times when sex was had more than posted about...
LoL
Joke, I promise

Those were the days...

Owen · 27-06-2011 9:02pm

oeb wrote: »

Anyone fancy a couple of beers tonight? I have a hankering for a few.

Me too, but I'm after getting stung with a bastard of a cold. I need to pop my boards cork beers cherry soon though.

-Corkie- · 27-06-2011 9:16pm

PaintDoctor wrote: »

Me too, but I'm after getting stung with a bastard of a cold. I need to pop my boards cork beers cherry soon though.

I wish they would have something down around Duhallow.. I havent had a pint in 2 months, herself is due on Thursday so a fast trip to CUMH could be any time..:)

Wouldnt mind a trip to Galway when things settle down..

Needler · 27-06-2011 9:20pm

-Corkie- wrote: »

I wish they would have something down around Duhallow.. I havent had a pint in 2 months, herself is due on Thursday so a fast trip to CUMH could be any time..:)

Wouldnt mind a trip to Galway when things settle down..

Boards trip to galway

FTW!!

Owen · 27-06-2011 9:34pm

Pfffffffffft ... I was in Galway on Friday night. A whole bag of Meh.

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