Evolution - what next?

Sharpshooter

Thought he was talking Wrestling Info.:)
For that,I don't need the internet.:)
Thanks for your input.:)

Gummy Panda

Seems like this thread is for the OP to talk about shaved vag and big penis.

Whats next for evolution? Bears with laser beams and giant friggin bats!

Sharpshooter

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Seems like this thread is for the OP to talk about shaved vag and big penis.

Says he who "Eats, Shoots and Leaves".:D

Gummy Panda

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Says he who "Eats, Shoots and Leaves".:D

bamboo shoots and leaves are part of a normal diet for pandas :pac:

DonkeyStyle \o/

big mad hoopy earrings

Sharpshooter

Gummy Panda wrote: »

bamboo shoots and leaves are part of a normal diet for pandas :pac:

I know where you are coming from.:pac:

fifth

My theory.. More conical shaped heads, zero body hair and probably taller human beings..

ShooterSF

Gummy Panda wrote: »

bamboo shoots and leaves are part of a normal diet for pandas :pac:

Not the more evolved sexual harassment panda.

towel401

evolution is on the way out. genetic engineering is the future. so basically you can have whatever the fack you want. 3 appendixes, hair everywhere, a penis on every limb if that's what you're in to.

evolution is just something they teach little kids to scare them away from paedophile priests. really we were invented by aliens who are having a good laugh at us now.

Sharpshooter

towel401 wrote: »

evolution is just something they teach little kids to scare them away from paedophile priests. really we were invented by aliens who are having a good laugh at us now.

Well they succeeded in alienating us from said peados. priests.
They get my vote.:D

ScumLord

Sam Vimes wrote: »

maybe, but not because people shave it off. it might happen because men might tend towards women who have light minge hair so the "light minge hair" gene takes over

We could end up with an extremely hairy human race since shaving came in. Either way it's impossible to tell who is hairy and who isn't until you see them naked and it's a fact hairy women will take down and rape any naked man/woman (depending on preference).

If you want to see where the evolution of any species is going, all you have to do is look at what the female of the species is reproducing with.

Shacklebolt

Apparently evolution favours larger appendixes because smaller ones are more likely to burst-and therefore kill you removing you from the gene pool.

tech77

Surely the real interesting thing is the interface between humans and the concept of evolution.

When will man actually be able to manage its own evolution?
In other words will man ever be able to engineer its own evolution rather than be a passive player.
Would such active engineering of evolution be a good thing?

Will evolution always be intrinsically tied to reproduction?
Or will man develop other ways of managing their evolution?
Does evolution have to remain organically based?
What about the role of technology in all this?
How much will man combine with machine?
Will cybernetics be evolvable?
And again is this a good thing?

I'm sure AH has the answers. :pac:

ScumLord

tech77 wrote: »

Surely the real interesting thing is the interface between humans and the concept of evolution.

When will man actually be able to manage its own evolution?
In other words will man ever be able to engineer its own evolution rather than be a passive player.
Would such active engineering of evolution be a good thing?

Will evolution always be intrinsically tied to reproduction?
Or will man develop other ways of managing their evolution?
Does evolution have to remain organically based?
What about the role of technology in all this?
How much will man combine with machine?
Will cybernetics be evolvable?
And again is this a good thing?

I'm sure AH has the answers. :pac:

Are you any relation to the Hitlers?

khmk

Will the sun be still burning in a million years?


what year is the sun going to burn out?

tech77

ScumLord wrote: »

Are you any relation to the Hitlers?

You obviously missed the "Will this be a good thing?" bit then.

In many respects it obviously won't be a good thing.
It will be interesting to see what will happen.

With advancing technology (genetics etc as another poster mentioned), some sort of engineering of evolution is (rightly or wrongly) inevitable.

So how humanity deals with this inevitability will be interesting to say the least.

Now where are you getting hitler from all that.
It'll be interesting how humanity deals with these developments.

towel401

khmk wrote: »

Will the sun be still burning in a million years?


what year is the sun going to burn out?

the sun doesnt burn out. but there's a switch on the side of it somewhere. if you can find the switch you can turn it off. will solve global warming if you leave it off for a few days.

khmk

towel401 wrote: »

the sun doesnt burn out. but there's a switch on the side of it somewhere. if you can find the switch you can turn it off. will solve global warming if you leave it off for a few days.

are you sure?

thought it worked on the immersion system?

why can't we just fuppin turn it off when we're not using it. :mad:

towel401

khmk wrote: »

are you sure?

thought it worked on the immersion system?

why can't we just fuppin turn it off when we're not using it. :mad:

yea thats about right. its just that nobody found the switch yet. and it's pretty freaking hot once you get over there

khmk

towel401 wrote: »

yea thats about right. its just that nobody found the switch yet. and it's pretty freaking hot once you get over there

and there's no god.

towel401

khmk wrote: »

and there's no god.

u sure? have you looked everywhere?

you havn't even found the switch on the sun.

n00b

khmk

towel401 wrote: »

u sure? have you looked everywhere?

you havn't even found the switch on the sun.

n00b

swear to God , been on the internet all day.



its a sausage fest.

ScumLord

tech77 wrote: »

Now where are you getting hitler from all that.

I meant the Hitlers from Tuam??? WTF are you on about??

towel401

would he not be from mallow or knocknaheeney?

ScumLord

towel401 wrote: »

would he not be from mallow or knocknaheeney?

That's the first place they'd look for him.

tech77

ScumLord wrote: »

I meant the Hitlers from Tuam??? WTF are you on about??

Yeah, the Hitler's from Tuam.
That's what i'm asking you- what do the Hitler's from Tuam have to do with the implications of future possible trends in evolution?

There's a Galway forum if you want to talk about the Tuam Hitlers tbh.

S.I.R

Fanny **** wrote: »

Seeing as we alledgedly came from monkeys (I still have trouble with that one, the priest who 'befriended' me when I was young told a different story) where are we headed in the next million years? A few ideas?

Minge Hair: No one likes it, even women. If enough start shaving it off will it disappear forever in time?

Knob sizes: Men like having big knobs, women like having big knobs inside them. What with enhancement surgery etc will the average knob size increase?

Useless body parts: Apparently the appendix is a useless body part. will other parts go the same way? If so which? Ger Cannings Voicebox? Ronan Keatings knob? (come on Ronan, we all know the truth).

Anyone else any ideas?

every generation gets bigger in all sizes so by the year 3000 everyone will be 7 foot.

tallaght01

It's hard to know how evolution will continue at any kind of pace in the modern world.

We save babies that have shocking genetic problems, and we can get them to adulthood, and they can pass on their genes.

Plus, the more successful you are, the more likely you are now to have kids late, aswell as having less kids.

So genetics could take a step backwards!

Galvasean

tech77 wrote: »

How much will man combine with machine?

Man and machine... power extreme!

Galvasean

S.I.R wrote: »

every generation gets bigger in all sizes so by the year 3000 everyone will be 7 foot.

Doubt it. Most of the recent average size increase in humans is down to better nutrition, rather than a genetic shift.