No more alcohol

ScumLord

I've no alcohol left, no drugs and only the 4 local terrestrials. I'm not feeling sleepy either. What to do?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Start a conversation with one of the terrestrials. People don't talk enough.

cuppa

cook food i just did ,,ate stuff id never eat sober ,,now for bed

oleras

ScumLord wrote: »

I've no alcohol left, no drugs and only the 4 local terrestrials. I'm not feeling sleepy either. What to do?

make a new sig.

ScumLord

I am working on a smaller sig, I'm just slow.

cuppa wrote: »

cook food i just did ,,ate stuff id never eat sober ,,now for bed

I have a tin of sweetcorn, kidney bean. Lidl chocolate bar, flackers honey and peanut cereal, black pud and rashers.


Suggestions?

S.I.R

ScumLord wrote: »

I am working on a smaller sig, I'm just slow.

I have a tin of sweetcorn, kidney bean. Lidl chocolate bar, flackers honey and peanut cereal, black pud and rashers.


Suggestions?

make as many sexual/inuendo jokes as you can using the words black pudding :pac:

ScumLord

So I can eat my words?

S.I.R

if thats what makes you randy dandy thats fine with me.

HoLLLLLaments

wtf play some computer games easiest answer ever orrrrrrrrrrrr build a fort out of funriture and betsheets orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr build a mini golfcourse out of dvd cases. if u have no ball use some kind of fruit. banana is not reccomended if u have no club use a floor brush. Lol @ floorbrush. like as if ud say im lookin for a roofbrush. hard to know tho. dustpan and brush tho. too many brushes imo

ScumLord

HoLLLLLaments wrote: »

wtf play some computer games easiest answer ever orrrrrrrrrrrr build a fort out of funriture and betsheets orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr build a mini golfcourse out of dvd cases. if u have no ball use some kind of fruit. banana is not reccomended if u have no club use a floor brush. Lol @ floorbrush. like as if ud say im lookin for a roofbrush. hard to know tho. dustpan and brush tho. too many brushes imo

I don't have any damned bananas. I've already listed all the edible food in my apartment. I'm thinking chocolate black pud but that's becoming less and less appealing as the drink wears off and the hangover sets in.

Kold

Masturbate, repeat until sleepy.

HoLLLLLaments

ScumLord wrote: »

I don't have any damned bananas. I've already listed all the edible food in my apartment. I'm thinking chocolate black pud but that's becoming less and less appealing as the drink wears off and the hangover sets in.

dont eat u tardo fish just play games with household items. u epic fail at being drunk. black pudding lol

Lump

Get help....

SoWatchaWant

Hmm, no drugs or alcohol left? Call yourself Scumlord? I presumed that's what the name meant.

SoWatchaWant

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Hmm, no drugs or alcohol left? Call yourself Scumlord? I presumed that's what the name meant.

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Abi

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

Hmm, no drugs or alcohol left? Call yourself Scumlord? I presumed that's what the name meant.

That was naughty. Say yore sorry.

Black Swan

Seek abuse from fellow boardsies?

Gummy Panda

ScumLord wrote: »

I am working on a smaller sig, I'm just slow.

I have a tin of sweetcorn, kidney bean. Lidl chocolate bar, flackers honey and peanut cereal, black pud and rashers.


Suggestions?

what cereal is this and where can i get it?

Love peanuts.. mmmmmmm! Think i need to go buy some peanuts