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  • 04-03-2009 9:46pm
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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭


    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him.

    The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
    When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:


    'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.

    And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and f*cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D IMO a classic - LOL :D - have some stars


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    Tawfee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭Tawfee


    Good one patmac :D


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    Insect Overlord
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    Nice :cool:


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