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How many boardsies does it take to change a light bulb?

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  • 05-03-2009 2:44pm
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    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
    bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to
    condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
    is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
    discussion to a light bulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
    and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
    buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
    technique and what brands are faulty

    5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
    URL's

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
    headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
    handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light
    bulbs"

    1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
    start it all over again


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Moved from After Hours.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,536 ✭✭✭Mark200


    javaboy wrote: »
    Moved from After Hours.

    But we all use light bulbs, so it's relevant...


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭Jay D


    *looks at dj joke gone horribley wrong*


  • Registered Users Posts: 535 ✭✭✭Westwood




  • Registered Users Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭taram


    Ah but there'd be the 1 that says lightbulbs are rip offs here, another to correct them, and a third to say the governement are ba'stards. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    dont forget that someone will have to say they changed your ma's light bulb.
    Op said at start of post it takes one to change the bulb. Everyone else is just talking bout it . So the whole post was pointless cos it was answered in its own question. Thing lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭skinner2x


    I for one welcome our light bulb changing overlords...:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,553 ✭✭✭Ave Sodalis


    Agreed ^^

    There should be more:pac::D


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,848 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    3 to say that lightbulbs are the NWOs way of making us think we're not being 'kept in the dark'


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Dyflin wrote: »
    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
    bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"...another 6 to
    condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
    is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
    discussion to a light bulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
    and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
    buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
    technique and what brands are faulty

    5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
    URL's

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
    headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
    handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light
    bulbs"

    1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
    start it all over again
    javaboy wrote: »
    Moved from After Hours.
    Mark200 wrote: »
    But we all use light bulbs, so it's relevant...
    Jay D wrote: »
    *looks at dj joke gone horribley wrong*
    Westwood wrote: »
    taram wrote: »
    Ah but there'd be the 1 that says lightbulbs are rip offs here, another to correct them, and a third to say the governement are ba'stards. :)
    seanybiker wrote: »
    dont forget that someone will have to say they changed your ma's light bulb.
    Op said at start of post it takes one to change the bulb. Everyone else is just talking bout it . So the whole post was pointless cos it was answered in its own question. Thing lol
    skinner2x wrote: »
    I for one welcome our light bulb changing overlords...:pac:
    sup_dude wrote: »
    Agreed ^^

    There should be more:pac::D
    3 to say that lightbulbs are the NWOs way of making us think we're not being 'kept in the dark'

    Me too!!! :P


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    christ on a stick!
    You quoted all that to add two words some exclamation marks and a smiley.

    Fvck me!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭dak


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Rabies: Go back, take a look at the opening post, and get back to me.


    On second thoughts, I'll make it simple:
    Dyflin wrote: »
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
    headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    No hugely funny initially, but even less so when it has to be explained! :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Ah, I see now.

    I've seen this posted loads of times on Boards.
    Was scanning the comments. Never read it again

    My bad


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