Most bizarre lyric you've ever heard in a song?

norwegianwood

For me, it would have to be 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles, none of that song makes any sense!
Here we go:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
RIGHT: goo goo goo joob
WRONG: Koo koo kachoo.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob goo googoooooooooooojoob

tis strange but i love it!

Pighead

"I really really really wanna zig a zig ah" by The Spice Girls is pretty hard to beat.

markesmith

Anything by the Fall. Example:

"You think your haircut is distinguished,
When it's a blot on the English landscape"

Always gives me a chuckle.

Xavi6

In before the first mention of 'Life' by Des'ree

mike65

McArthurs Park

"Someone left my cake out in the rain" and "the old men playing chinese checkers" etc.

sammyv

OMC - how bizzare how bizzare

Burning Eclipse

Grateful Dead. Not taking the lazy route out here, but take your pick.

Edit: I felt lazy, so I picked this.

China Cat Sunflower
Words by Robert Hunter; music by Jerry Garcia

Look for awhile at the China Cat Sunflower
proud-walking jingle in the midnight sun
Copper-dome Bodhi drip a silver kimono
like a crazy-quilt stargown
through a dream night wind

Krazy Kat peeking through a lace bandana
like a one-eyed Cheshire
like a diamond-eye Jack
A leaf of all colors plays
a golden string fiddle
to a double-e waterfall over my back

Comic book colors on a violin river
crying Leonardo words
from out a silk trombone
I rang a silent bell
beneath a shower of pearls
in the eagle wing palace
of the Queen Chinee

loyatemu

most off the wall opening lines to a song?

Love "Live and let live"

Oh, the snot has caked against my pants.
It has turned into crystal.
There's a bluebird sittin' on a branch.
I guess I'll take my pistol.

getz

johny cash--- i am being swallowed by a boa constrictor

Wagon

The Llama song. Find it on youtube. I'd link it but unfortunately, work doesn't allow me to have any fun.

JLemmon

Some Van Dyke Parks stuff is cryptic\bizarre
try this Beach boys Classic
Surf's Up
A diamond necklace played the pawn
Hand in hand some drummed along, oh
To a handsome man and baton
A blind class aristocracy
Back through the op'ra glass you see
The pit and the pendulum drawn
Columnated ruins domino

Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping?

Hung velvet overtaken me
Dim chandelier awaken me
To a song dissolved in the dawn
The music hall a costly bow
The music all is lost for now
To a muted trumperter swan
Columnated ruins domino

Canvass the town and brush the backdrop
Are you sleeping, Brother John?

Dove nested towers the hour was
Strike the street quicksilver moon
Carriage across the fog
Two-Step to lamplight cellar tune
The laughs come hard in Auld Lang Syne

The glass was raised, the fired rose
The fullness of the wine, the dim last toasting
While at port, adieu or die

A choke of grief HEART hardened I
Beyond belief a broken man too tough to cry

Surf's Up
Aboard a tidal wave
Come about hard and join
The young and often spring you gave
I heard the word
Wonderful thing
A children's song

Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
Child, child, child, child, child
A child is the father of the man
A children's song
Have you listened as they played
Their song is love
And the children know the way
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child
Child, child, child, child, child
Na na na na na na na na
Child, child, child, child, child
That's why the child is the father to the man
Child, child, child, child, child

byrne-himself

''i think i've seen a ghost, i feel like a piece of toast'' unfortunatly the song name eludes me at the moment lol:D

RandolphEsq

Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person?
Uh ohh... uh oh, a bird! yeah!
Sometimes a parrot talks
Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
Yes, some birds are funny when they talk
Can you think of anything else
A record, record, record !





EDIT: Almost forgot; Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist

yerayeah

"And I'll raise up my finger and watch football on TV"

Dylan... Oh wait, no, actually it was Brian McFadden...

GLaDOS

System of a Down - VICINITY OF OBSCENITY


Liar Liar
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes
Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes

Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie!

Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Do we all learn defeat
from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat!) treat the feet
to the sweet milky seat

Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes

Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie!

Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Do we all learn defeat,
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat treat the feet
To the sweet milky seat
liar liar liar liar
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

spurious

We can try to understand the New York Times' effect on man.

Red Sleeping Beauty

The public gets what the public wants.

Burning Eclipse

Alan Rouge wrote: »

The public gets what the public wants.

But I want nothing this society's got!

What a song.

HorseRadish

Anything by Scooter surely,how can this be beaten

"Respect to the man in the ice cream van"

carchaeologist

The new rubbi..i mean song by the master of the universe Bono and his friends...
Get on your boots..

Future needs a big kiss
Winds blow with a twist
Never seen a move like this
Can you see it too
Night is falling everywhere
Rockets hit the funfair
Satan loves a bomb scare
But it won't scare you

Hey...Sexy Boots
Get on your Boots
Yeah...

Free me from the dark dream
Candy bars, ice cream
All the kids are screaming but the ghosts arent real
Heres what you gotta be
Love & community
Laughter is eternity if the joy is real

You dont know how beautiful
You dont know how beautiful
You are...
You dont know
You get it do you
You dont know
How beautiful you are...

If someones into blowing up
Were into growing up
Women are the future
All the big revelations
Ive gotta submarine
Youve got gasoline
I dont wanna talk about wars between nations
Not right now

Sexy Boots
Get on your Boots
Yeah...
Foxy boots

You dont know how beautiful
You dont know how beautiful
You are...

hmm....And im a huge Zappa fan... lol

population

Sure as Kilaminjarro rises like a lepris above the serenghetti

Lol

carchaeologist

Some Zappa... lol

Father O'bliviion lyrics

Get on your feet an' do the funky Alfonzo!
Father Vivian O'Blivion
Resplendent in his frock
Was whipping up the batter
For the pancakes of his flock
He was looking rather bleary
(He forgot to watch the clock)
'Cause the night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked, yes . . .
The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked (he stroked it) . . .
The night before
Behind the door
A leprechaun had stroked . . . his . . .
Sma-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah
Ahhh (stroked his smock)
Which set him off in such a frenzy
He sang LOCK AROUND THE CROCK
An' he topped it off with a . . .
An' he topped it off with a . . .
An' he topped it off with a . . .
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
As he stumbled on his ____
He was delighted as it stiffened
And ripped right through his sock
Oh, Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me
PROUD OF ME
He shouted down the block
Dominus Vo-bisque 'em
Et come spear a tu-tu,
Oh!
Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes
Just for Saintly Alfonzo
They're so light 'n fluffy-white
We'll raise a fortune by tonite
They're so light 'n fluffy-white
We'll raise a fortune by tonite
They're so light 'n fluffy-brown
They're the finest in the town
They're so light 'n fluffy-brown
They're the finest in the town
Good morning, your Highness
Ooo-ooo-ooo
I brought you your snow shoes
Ooo-ooo-ooo
Good morning, your Highness
Ooo-ooo-ooo
I brought you your snow shoes

carchaeologist

WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKIES GO

AN' DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW


More zappa!

ixoy

The elegant simplicty of Aphex Twin's "Milk Man":

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning (X5)

I would like s ome milk from the milk man's wife's tits (x6)

Or "Pearl's Girl" by Underworld:

Rioja. rioja. reverend al green.
Deep blue morocco. the water on stone.
The water on concrete. the water on sand.
The water on fire. smoke.
The wind. the salt. the bride boat coming.
Dave in the water. old man.
Einstein on top of his house. white deep blue
Andalusia red yellow red yellow black car.
Red light. far. black place. walls. blue chair.
Morocco. hamburg. paris.
The pieces of the puzzle are waiting.
The water of the dark boats gliding.
The bride boats gone out to sea and
Dave is floating. dave is floating.
And old man einstein crazy in his attic.
Crazy.

White room. sun room. shadow room.
Night transmitting cars across the room.
These things sent to dance across the room.
I watching from your bed. returning to you.

... Yeah makes perfect sense. In fact any site I look at has different vesions of the lyrics because nobody can determine fully what they're are since they can't use stuff like logic to work off of (given they're chosen for their sound rather than meaning).

jazoo

A WOMAN NEEDS A MAN LIKE A FISH NEEDS A BICYCLE

sarumite

Not sure if the lyrics are right, but this is very close to it...

"Gonna clear this place out like a colonic.
with words put together better than sony electronic"

Some really crap x to the zee exzibit nonsense of a song...its on the 8 mile soundtrack.

Swain

norwegianwood wrote: »

For me, it would have to be 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles, none of that song makes any sense!
Here we go:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation t-shirts, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
RIGHT: goo goo goo joob
WRONG: Koo koo kachoo.

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying.
I'm cry, I'm crying, I'm cry.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl and you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman (woo), they are the eggmen (woo), I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from
Standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob.

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide.
I'm crying.

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo goo joob goo goo goo joob goo googoooooooooooojoob

tis strange but i love it!

It all made sense at the time i'm sure:)

norwegianwood

Swain wrote: »

It all made sense at the time i'm sure:)

If you listened to it while stoned, it would probably be poetry:D

Thornography

**** the bed again......Typical.

Rosetta stoned by tool


Every time I sing it people think I have a problem lol.

Insect Overlord

"I've noticed you around,
I find you very attractive...
Would you go to bed with me?"

/thread

I'd just like to point out that I do NOT listen to this retarded band, heard the song on the radio. Actually lol'd.

Bell X1 - The Great Defector

I am the defector
And you’re the farmer’s daughter
You been teasing us farm boys
Till we start talkin’ about those rabbits, George
Oh won’t you tell us ‘bout those rabbits, George

I am the defector
I give it what it need
Let’s make a new world order
Let’s make it rhyme

You’re the chocolate at the end of my Cornetto
I love the way your underwire bra
Always sets off that X-ray machine

Comin’ into land and
Now I love the colour of it all
Blue lights on the runway
I love the colour of it all

I am the defector
‘Cause someone stirred my soul
With that great big stick of hers
Kinda looks like an oar

The accountants have taken the movie
Yeah, they’re on set
The people from the mobile phone company
Say who gets to play and who gets to not

You’re a picture of the check out girl
Hand me a plastic bag
I got the sweats trying to open it
As it all piles up, I wish I didn’t bite my nails

Comin’ into land and
Now I love the colour of it all
Blue lights on the runway
I love the colour of it all
Getting ready to spill my guts and
I love the colour of it all
To the waitress on roller skates
I love the colour of it all
Oh the colour of it all

I am the great defector
So I must affect an air
Of a man who’s maybe seen too much
But still just manages to care

Still you’re the chocolate at the end of my Cornetto
I love the way your underwire bra
Always sets off that X-ray machine

Comin’ into land and
Now I love the colour of it all
Blue lights on the runway
I love the colour of it all
Getting ready to spill my guts and
I love the colour of it all
To the, to the waitress on roller skates
I love the colour of it all
Oh the colour of it all

Waitress on roller skates [x8]
(Love the colour of it all) [x2]