Most bizarre lyric you've ever heard in a song?

callaway92

smack ma bitch up

ScienceNerd

ScienceNerd wrote: »

System of a Down - VICINITY OF OBSCENITY


Liar Liar
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes
Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes

Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie!

Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Do we all learn defeat
from the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat (beat the meat!) treat the feet
to the sweet milky seat

Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Is there a perfect way of holding you baby?
Vicinity of Obscenity in your eyes

Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie Hey!
Terracotta Pie!

Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

Do we all learn defeat,
From the whores with bad feet
Beat the meat treat the feet
To the sweet milky seat
liar liar liar liar
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!
Banana Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!

LMAO. Had to check this out on youtube. Tis hilarious.

Capt'n Midnight

Alan Rouge wrote: »

The public gets what the public wants.

The public wants what the public gets.



No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no

Capt'n Midnight

From Viz

'You never close your eyes any more when I kiss your lips...'wrote the
Righteous Brothers in their 1964 hit. Well, to be fair, in order to see
that your bird's not closing her eyes when you're copping off with her
you would have to have your eyes open as well. I reckon the relationship is
dead in the water and they should end it now before they both get hurt.
Mason, Rumpunter

andyh87

If your right hand is causing you pain cut it off, cut it off
~Bloc Party - Flux

Insect Overlord

andyh87 wrote: »

If your right hand is causing you pain cut it off, cut it off
~Bloc Party - Flux

I'm pretty sure that's a quote from the Old Testament of the Bible.

andyh87

An File wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that's a quote from the Old Testament of the Bible.

And how fitting that is, the root of all craziness.

af_thefragile

any Cannibal Corpse song...

Creamy Goodness

kill your bizarre, mindset, ****-head, soldered to a three layered concrete brain wave castration.

Diabhal Beag

Brim Full Of Asha
There’s Dancing Behind Movie Scenes
behind The Movie Scenes, Sadi Rani
she’s The One That Keeps The Dream Alive
from The Morning Past The Evening
to The End Of The Light

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45
brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45

and Dancing Behind Movie Scenes
behind Those Movie Screens, Asha Bhosle
she’s The One That Keeps The Dream Alive
from The Morning Past The Evening
to The End Of The Light

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45
brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45

and Singing Illuminate The Main Streets
and The Cinema Aisles
we Don't Care About No Government Warnings
'bout Their Promotion Of A Simple Life
and The Dams They're Building

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45
brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45

everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
everybody Needs A Bosom
everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
everybody Needs A Bosom
everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
everybody Needs A Bosom
mine's On The 45

mohamed Rufhi, 45, Lata Mangeshkar, 45
solid State Radio, 45, Fer-guh-son Mono, 45
bonn Publeek, 45
jacques Dutronc And The Bolan Boogie
the Heavy Hitters And The Chichi Music
all India Radio, 45, Two In Ones, 45
argo Records, 45, Trojan Records, 45

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45
brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45

everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
everybody Needs A Bosom ....
mine's On The 45

77,000-piece Orchestra Set
everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
mine’s On The Rpm

brimful Of Asha On The 45
well, It’s A Brimful Of Asha On The 45 ....
everybody Needs A Bosom For A Pillow
everybody Needs A Bosom ....
mine's On The 45

reggiethefirst

Sir psycho sexy - Chili peppers
A long, long, long, long time ago
Before the wind, before the snow
Lived a man, lived a man I know
Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
Sometimes I find I need to scream

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

Deep inside the garden of Eden
Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
Good God no that would be treason
Believe me Eve she gave good reason
Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
Makin' her feel like an over achiever
I take it away for a minute just to tease her
Then I give it back a little bit deeper

Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's
the man (chorus)

He's a freak of nature
But we love him so
He's a freak of nature
But we let him go

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam

(chorus)

Hello young woman that I love
Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
Hold me naked if you will
In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
I love you

Lay me down...
Descending waves of graceful pleasure
For your love there is no measure
Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the funk will make me freak
If I should die before I waked
Allow me Lord to rock out naked
Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
Lickety split go snap "snap"
Girl gettin' off all in my lap
The tallest tree the sweetest sap
Blowin' my ass right off the map
Ooo and it's nice out here
I think I'll stay for a while





Or perhaps special secret song inside

Burning Eclipse

population wrote: »

Sure as Kilaminjarro rises like a lepris above the serenghetti

Lol

It's "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti"

Which makes a lot more sense.

wtf is a lepris??

niallon

Sugar - SOAD

"The Kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day"

I'm sure there's a point to it but on paper it's silly!!

Capt'n Midnight

Sinne Fianna Fáil

fugazied

Most lyrics from the beatles during that period are a little off

Perhaps something to do with each of them using enough drugs to kill a horse during that period lol.

norwegianwood

fugazied wrote: »

Most lyrics from the beatles during that period are a little off

Perhaps something to do with each of them using enough drugs to kill a horse during that period lol.

True that, some of them were great though.

ham_n_mustard

anything by primus

rainbowtrout

Where's me Jumper ? - Sultans of Ping

My, brother, knows, Karl Marx,
He met him eating mushrooms in the peoples park,
He said 'What do you think about my manifesto?'
'I like a manifesto, put it to the test-o.'

Took it straight down to meet the anarchist's party.
I met a groovy guy, he was arty farty,
He said 'I know a little latin man a cus man a kai'
I said 'I don't know what it means' he said 'neither do I'

Eat natural foods, bathe twice daily,
Fill your nostrils up with gravy.
Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee.
Cover your chin in yorkshire toffee.

Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumber,
Wait a minute, where's me jumper, ( x4 )

Dancing at the disco, bumper to bumber,
Wait a minute, where's me jumper ? ( x5 )
Oh no.
Dancing at the disco, go, go, go.
Dancing at the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no.
Dancing at the disco, go, go, go.
Dancing at the disco, oh no, oh no.
It's alright to say things can only get better,
You haven't lost your brand new sweater.
I know I had it on when I had my tea,
And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory.
Oh no.
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go.
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no.
Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper,
Wait a minute, where's me jumper ? ( x5 )
It's alright to say things can only get better,
You haven't lost your brand new sweater.
Pure new wool, and perfect stitches,
Not the type of jumper that makes you itches
Oh no.
Dancing in the disco, go, go, go.
Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no.
And my mother, will be so, so angry.
And my brother, will be so, so angry.
And my girlfriend, will be so, so angry.
And my dog, will be so, so angry.
Cos I was dancing at the disco, bumper to bumper.
Wait a minute, where's me jumper ( x5 )
Oh no !



* i like the line 'and my dog will be so so angry'