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WHERE THE **** ARE ALL THE SINGLE GURRLS!?!!

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  • 06-03-2009 1:28am
    #1
    fergisimo
    Registered Users Posts: 55 ✭✭


    Seriously biy, how hard is it to meet decent, attractive, fun girls in Cork City? Are they all dead/moved away/taken?


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Their all in my gaff.


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    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    All the single ladies... all the single ladies

    they're all on ebay. they're expensive though. 10,000e for a new one


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    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    towel401 wrote: »
    All the single ladies... all the single ladies

    they're all on ebay. they're expensive though. 10,000e for a new one

    Upwards of 3.5million if she is good looking, and trying to pay for a PHD!!!!!


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    cork1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭cork1


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Their all in my gaff.

    you wish


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    Bill-e
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Bill-e


    They seem to be dating the Cork gaa team. Every hot chick in this town is with either a cork gaa player or a cork soccer player.

    When your 18 there seems to be an endless supply of totty, but when you hit the mid 20's all the good ones are pinned down. Makes me sad :(


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    Gerard.C
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭Gerard.C


    They're on strike


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    Barr
    Registered Users Posts: 7,010 ✭✭✭Barr


    Try Cubins - Im sure there all hiding in there


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    I had no idea Cubins was that kind of establishment...


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,715 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    That would explain the entry price.


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    LC_ugh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭LC_ugh


    are all in dublin ;)


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    Robin_Blinds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 45 ✭Robin_Blinds


    go stay in one of the hostels over the weekend! they are full of girls who are on holidays and therefore are easy! thats my advice. its sound! just tell them your getting work on your home done. then once youve laid the cable you can offer to show them around cork and then make your way into there panties!


    good luck!


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    Kork Boy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27 ✭Kork Boy


    fergisimo wrote: »
    Seriously biy, how hard is it to meet decent, attractive, fun girls in Cork City?

    I wouldn't say its too hard to find them, where abouts are you looking?


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    spitfireIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    The quad, friday, 12.00 - 02.00am:pac:


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    spitfireIRL wrote: »
    The quad, friday, 12.00 - 02.00am:pac:

    That's nice of them, giving us a two hour time frame to find 'em!:pac:


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    lol! We are hiding from internet weirdos :p


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    440Hz wrote: »
    lol! We are hiding from internet weirdos :p

    Ah c'mon now! Being fair, most of us are off the medication now!


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    CommieBaz wrote: »
    Ah c'mon now! Being fair, most of us are off the medication now!

    hehe! Im not sure we'd take our chances :p


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    440Hz wrote: »
    hehe! Im not sure we'd take our chances :p

    :(
    So you'd rather get comfy with each other in Cubins than spend even one minute with a guy who can tell his Google from his Lycos??


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    lol! I wouldnt go near Cubins!! And I have no problem with tech-heads.


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    The secrets out: the tech heads are stealing all the women! :eek:


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    CommieBaz wrote: »
    The secrets out: the tech heads are stealing all the women! :eek:

    lmao! ya think ;)


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    440Hz wrote: »
    lmao! ya think ;)

    If you said it, it has to have some semblance of truth! I'm off to start studying for a degree in computer programming! :D


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    CommieBaz wrote: »
    If you said it, it has to have some semblance of truth! I'm off to start studying for a degree in computer programming! :D

    Trust me! You dont wanna do that!


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    Not even to impress tha laydeez??


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    CommieBaz wrote: »
    Not even to impress tha laydeez??

    Well it doesnt work the other way round anyway thats for sure! When a girl knows more about computers than the guy, they get scared and run away lol ;)


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    CommieBaz
    Registered Users Posts: 397 ✭✭CommieBaz


    440Hz wrote: »
    Well it doesnt work the other way round anyway thats for sure! When a girl knows more about computers than the guy, they get scared and run away lol ;)

    Really?? If anything I'd have thought it would make a refreshing change from celebs and soaps...maybe you just embarrassed them by knowing more than them??:D


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    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,660 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    440Hz wrote: »
    When a girl knows more about computers than the guy, they get scared and run away lol ;)

    That's so hot. If you can explain the offside rule you might be my dream woman...


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    Bill-e
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Bill-e


    If a girl knew more about puters then I'd would run far and fast away from her. She might take my job!:eek:

    Altho it's unlikely cause I know so god damn much I even bore myself with it.


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    440Hz
    Registered Users Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭440Hz


    Bill-e wrote: »
    If a girl knew more about puters then I'd would run far and fast away from her. She might take my job!:eek:

    Altho it's unlikely cause I know so god damn much I even bore myself with it.

    Wanna bet? :pac:


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    Vinta81
    Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭Vinta81


    I learnt the offside rule when I was a bloody kid, then again I was the only girl on my primary and secondary schools football team ha. I never played it here though :(

    Anyways, ^ that was beside the point, girls and guys are everywhere, I wouldn't exactly go to a club looking for my other half though. Not the place I want to meet him lol.


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