was saint patrick gay

albert-bundy

was broke back mountain really the story of his early days in the hills with the sheep and some other welsh chappie....

Saibh

Think you are getting your cowboys mixed up

ScumLord

Theres nothing gay about shagguing sheep. It's ****ed up but not gay,.

albert-bundy

its what they did while not touching the sheep

ScumLord wrote: »

Theres nothing gay about shagguing sheep. It's ****ed up but not gay,.

ScumLord

..........But it's still ok top shag sheep right?

Hande hoche!

I thought it was regular snakes not the trouser variety.

donmeister

BLASPHEMY!

lostexpectation

he was a gimp

Xavi6

donmeister wrote: »

BLASPHEMY!

You saying there's something wrong with being gay?

IvySlayer

The Church would go mental if he was gay. Take that Ratty!

phasers

I thought it was about Jesus and St Peter?

luckat

No. In his shock revelations in his memoirs he specifically says that he did not suck the nipples of sailors to get safe passage back home to Brittany or wherever when he was on the run from Irish slavery.

No gayness there.

ShooterSF

He might not be gay but is definitely to blame for our current economic situation. How much did all those charter planes cost to deport all those snakes? Sure they made some money back with that documentary with Samuel L Jackson, but still...

Thats where all the snakes went

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>>>> Up St.Paddys back passage:eek:

AnonoBoy

[Insert hilarious anti-Welsh homophobic comment here]

antodeco

Snake Curry FTW

Dragan

IvySlayer wrote: »

The Church would go mental if he was gay.

Why? Over the course of history the church has had no real issue with regicide, murder, genocide and priest ****ing kids.

You would think they would be a very open and welcoming group of poeple.

stovelid

I consulted Wikipeida, and unfortunately it would seem that the OP has a point:

Many of these works cannot be taken as authentic traditions. Uncritical acceptance of the Annals of Ulster (see below) would imply that he lived from 340 to 460, and ministered in what is modern day northern Ireland from 428 onwards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick

PurpleBerry

I like to think so. So many of Ireland's most famous patrons are/were gay.

0ubliette

was albert-bundy creator of the the most retarded thread on boards

Biggins

If he existed, if he was gay...

So what!

IvySlayer

Dragan wrote: »

Why? Over the course of history the church has had no real issue with regicide, murder, genocide and priest ****ing kids.

You would think they would be a very open and welcoming group of poeple.

Yup, with quotes like 'homosexuality is a disease', very welcoming

coming *sniggers*

TwoShedsJackson

Surely our patron saint could not be an uphill gardener? Homosexuals in the religious orders, whatever next?

Biggins

Looking at the whole picture rationally.

For all the saints there is (no ideal how many - is there a list somewhere?), given the high numbers, I'm quite sure there has to be a few gay or lesbians amid that list of that persuasion.
I'd be more shocked if there wasn't!

Wagon

Neesa wrote: »

I like to think so. So many of Ireland's most famous patrons are/were gay.

Exactly!

Think of St Patrick as the original Senator David Norris.

Fizman

AnonoBoy wrote: »

[Insert hilarious anti-Welsh homophobic comment here]

Ya I bet thats what St Paddy was into alright. Inserting stuff.

Giggidy.

lostexpectation

Anals of the Four Masters...

lostexpectation

defo a cross dresser
http://www.fox-and-parrot.com/images/st_patrick-banishing_snakes_lg.jpg

oh no the snakes the snakes keep them away from me, oh no they keep attacking me in the rear

albert-bundy

i feel special now

and point of interest ..just because the welsh like mining or routing around in long dark passages trying to unearth some items of value.does not make them homophobic..........
uote=0ubliette;59339741]was albert-bundy creator of the the most retarded thread on boards[/quote]

albert-bundy

is he chucks gay brother ... and did he date saint patrick ???on was that saint patrick kenny.................ok stop oh god bring back flogging

Wagon wrote: »

Exactly!

Think of St Patrick as the original Senator David Norris.

sdanseo

Why in the name of St Patrick has this not been locked?..... :rolleyes:

Biggins

sdonn_1 wrote: »

Why in the name of St Patrick has this not been locked?..... :rolleyes:

You mean "locked" as in pubs and drink? :pac:

Now where did I leave me last pint of Guinness! *Hic* *Burp...*

Senna

Biggins wrote: »

Looking at the whole picture rationally.

For all the saints there is (no ideal how many - is there a list somewhere?), given the high numbers, I'm quite sure there has to be a few gay or lesbians amid that list of that persuasion.
I'd be more shocked if there wasn't!

Ummm.... Lesbian saints, i'd rent that movie

Biggins

Senna wrote: »

Ummm.... Lesbian saints, i'd rent that movie

I'm sure its out there somewhere already in this mad world!

lostexpectation

the gayest thing of all is when americans call it st patty's day,..... urgh

albert-bundy

this thread has lost the plot but some porno director is hard at work (no pun intended ) on a four line script

Biggins wrote: »

I'm sure its out there somewhere already in this mad world!

Malached

That's irrelevant ... the big question is ... was Jesu Gay???? 12 men all together, a bit suspicious.

albert-bundy

yeah interesting i tyhink the same every time i see the 11 men of liverpool fc

Malached

But think about any Rugby team ... and them all grabbing each other.

Procasinator

Or a bunch of lads talking on a forum about if St. Patrick was gay

albert-bundy

yeah your right i thought about it.............. i was never confused never ever ever

Malached wrote: »

But think about any Rugby team ... and them all grabbing each other.

albert-bundy

well er...em... lots of people like green men with big bent sticks or some kind of long hard staff

Procasinator wrote: »

Or a bunch of lads talking on a forum about if St. Patrick was gay

Jamfan

I've never heard that about St. Patrick, but I have heard tell of King Willam of Orange being quite partial to man on man action. Anyway, I never studied psychology, but I have had occasion to notice that the most vocal homosexual haters were actually themselves gay, as it transpired. Swear to God. Whoever rages against the evils of homosexuality is a rampaging denier. Fookin fact!

SoWatchaWant

STFU OP don't be comparing St Patrick to a bunch of bummers. He banished snakes from Ireland, so have a bit of respect. Be glad you're not waking up with an anaconda biting your bollox.

SoWatchaWant

Jamfan wrote: »

I've never heard that about St. Patrick, but I have heard tell of King Willam of Orange being quite partial to man on man action. Anyway, I never studied psychology, but I have had occasion to notice that the most vocal homosexual haters were actually themselves gay, as it transpired. Swear to God. Whoever rages against the evils of homosexuality is a rampaging denier. Fookin fact!

Not a fact.

Jamfan

Eh, actually yes.

Beware he, who would rant against the evils of gayness. The most vocal gay-hater-baiter is guaranteed to be the one who is actually the in denial homosexual.

I CAN VERIFY THIS!