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Late Marriage

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  • 09-03-2009 10:41am
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭


    Jacob, age 92 and Rebecca, age 89, are excited about their decision to
    get married.
    They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a
    Chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?'
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."
    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."
    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course."
    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety .. The works!"
    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's
    Disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"
    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes . why do you ask . is there something
    I can help you with?"
    Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Yes, We'd like to nominate your store as our
    Bridal Gift Registry."


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