What Shall I Do Today?

Zillah

So I got back into the country a couple weeks ago and I'm leaving again in a month so I'm not working but I'm bored stiff. I'm going to get my hair cut (exciting!) and I'm going to the theatre tomorrow. For now my plans for today amount to arsing around on the internet and playing computer games.

So, those of you stuck in work can live vicariously through me. What would you do with your day if your boss/lecturer announced that the building was sealed off due to anthrax/snow/kindness?

tman

Have a ****

SoWatchaWant

tman wrote: »

Have a ****

You should get on your bike/walk to somewhere in the city you haven't been before. This is what I do, and I usually get inspiration when out and about.

junior_apollo

tman wrote: »

Have a ****

You always seem to get there before me...

OP - Go get a bottle whiskey, a 2ltr of coke - sit infront of tv and play 'wow' like the rest of us do on our days off... :cool:

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

You should get on your bike/walk to somewhere in the city you haven't been before. This is what I do, and I usually get inspiration when out and about.

Its a dreary and miserable day out - close the curtains and turn the dimmers up high - and imagine its sunny while you drink yourself into a stupor.

drunkmonkey

I'd start with a Vodka for breakfast and see what follows...

junior_apollo

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I'd start with a Vodka for breakfast and see what follows...

Perhaps washed down with a double?...

Fajitas!

You're all so uncultured.

Bring that double vodka down to the park, or your nearest cultural building. Then have a ****.

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CreepingDeath

Do the tourist trail... art gallery, museum etc.

Not sure if you can do this, but I was always curious about walking into a court and watching the proceedings. I imagine there's a public gallery to just wander in and watch.

Zillah

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Not sure if you can do this, but I was always curious about walking into a court and watching the proceedings. I imagine there's a public gallery to just wander in and watch.

I was in a jury for a murder trial once, have been meaning to just drop in ever since, was quite interesting. Could be a unique way to pass a few hours.

CHD

Go to the zoo, drink whiskey and vodka and ****. You can do everything.

connundrum

CHD wrote: »

Go to the zoo, drink whiskey and vodka and ****. You can do everything.

You're forgetting about the court :pac:

stovelid

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OldGoat

You need a mystry to solve.

First, get dressed. It will help.
Next, head into town. On Abbey Street (Number 39) there is an internet cafe called Oz. Go there and then create a new Boards ID calling yourself 'AgentGrapefruit'. Log on and you will receive your next instructions.
Do NOT tell you friends or family what you are doing.
Do NOT leave any written evidence.
Do NOT attract attention to yourself.
Do NOT contact the security services.
Bring cash.

Mr.Lizard

Harass some beggars.

CreepingDeath

Mr.Lizard wrote: »

Harass some beggars.

Oh.... harrass some chuggers.
Go up, chat to them for ages, then give them false bank details.
Waste their time.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Sniff some glue!

Professey Chin

Go to a driving range and only hit backwards

Loopy

I would go out to Howth for a long walk and eat fish and chips from Beshoff's

BaconZombie

10 IF EXIST BACON GOTO 30
20 BUY BACON
30 COOK BACON
40 EAT BACON
50 GOTO 10

Zillah wrote: »

So I got back into the country a couple weeks ago and I'm leaving again in a month so I'm not working but I'm bored stiff. I'm going to get my hair cut (exciting!) and I'm going to the theatre tomorrow. For now my plans for today amount to arsing around on the internet and playing computer games.

So, those of you stuck in work can live vicariously through me. What would you do with your day if your boss/lecturer announced that the building was sealed off due to anthrax/snow/kindness?

ScumLord

Go to your local MP and give him/her a good bollicken from the lot of us. When you get into the office don't even take a seat just pace back and over the room making wild accusations and tell him/her/it your leaving and it's all their fault. It should be fun and satisfying.

CreepingDeath

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Go to a driving range and only hit backwards

Or "Happy Gilmore" style

yellowcurl

Lounge around your house in the nude, making sure to give the neighbours full frontals through the windows.

Professey Chin

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Or "Happy Gilmore" style

OR A COMBINATION!!!!!!
*gets golf clubs*

tman

While my earlier post was actually deadly serious, you could also try going to a museum or somesuch.
Went to the natural history museum in London on my last day off and just wandered around the place for a few hours (and still only covered about 1/4 of the exhibits!)... Great way to spend a day off if you're into that sort of thing

admiralofthefleet

**** yourself daft, so much that you have to be brought out of your house wrapped in tinfoil attachted to a saline drip

bullpost

Spend the day trying to track someone down from your very distant past.
Scour Facebook and other sources to see who pops up.
Get in contact and catch up.

WanderlustQueen

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Oh.... harrass some chuggers.
Go up, chat to them for ages, then give them false bank details.
Waste their time.

ha. hahahahahahahaha! love it.

go get something pierced. then you have the whole day to recover!

Abi

bullpost wrote: »

Spend the day trying to track someone down from your very distant past.
Scour Facebook and other sources to see who pops up.
Get in contact and catch up.

You haz flåyv0r of $tAlk3Γ.


My vote goes to any of the previous posts suggesting mind alter-liquids and / or substances.

flyton5

Make friends with a homeless person. Chat for a while and then tell him you'd like to help him. Ask would €200 get him through the next two weeks. When his euphoria gets the better of him say you're just going to run to the ATM and tell him to wait where he is. Hide nearby and just watch til he finally realises that he has been the victim of a cruel, elaborate, albeit hilarious hoax.:D

Turd Ferguson

Do some Wiki-vandalism

Zillah

Yeah I went shopping and sight seeing. Got some cool gloves.