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Lad born with 2 penises

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    #32
    Mr. Frost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Mr. Frost


    Two holes in one. :D


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    #33
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

    define "Tiny" :confused:

    I bet the guy was as chuffed as a dog with two errr cocks :o

    When they joind them, did they stik them together, or put one on the end of the other. Which would be better ladies :confused:


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    #34
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    niceirishfella wrote: »
    Pity he was'nt born with 1 more..............

    ..........then he could fcuk LEFT, RIGHT & CENTRE!

    ZING


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    #35
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Tar.Aldarion wrote: »
    Already saw a guy on tv with two, can piss out of both and they are supposedly tiny.

    I saw that also. They looked like half a thumb


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    #36
    yellowcurl
    Registered Users Posts: 787 ✭✭✭yellowcurl


    It's the vodka, blame the vodka! :D


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    #37
    Quazzie
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    Disease Ridden wrote: »
    sickner if their next son is born with no cock lol
    Wouldn't that make the next child a daughter?


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    #38
    carlop
    Registered Users Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭carlop


    0ubliette wrote: »
    Or just the fact that you could have 2 ****, one straight after the other, would be awesome. Awesome to the max.


    You could even race them. I wonder if they'd have simultaneous erections or would one of them sometimes take the day off, say he wasn't feeling up to the job.


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    #39
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Poor kid,they really shafted him.


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    #40
    misty floyd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭misty floyd


    Robbo wrote: »
    In years to come when he goes to the doctor and complains that he has a blister on the left penis from whacking off too much, the doctor can tell him to pull the other one.

    AH puns, so much effort for a microlulz.

    pull the 'udder' one :p


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    #41
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    This is probably the only case in which 2 penises can touch each other and its not considered gay.


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    #42
    Overblood
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    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Penii is the plural of penis which would make that, what, 4 penises?

    That's just crazy talk.

    The radii of his penii


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    #43
    PK2008
    Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Doctors report he is doing well:

    "He's as happy as a dog with 2 d1cks"


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    #44
    Blazer
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    Ironbars wrote: »
    A lad with 2 lads. :eek:

    so they had triplets basically? :confused:


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    #45
    MIN2511
    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Am suprised no one has picked on this...
    If they made two one means he's got a massive penis now -:)


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    #46
    badgerbadger
    Registered Users Posts: 101 ✭✭badgerbadger


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Should it not be 2 penii?

    penes


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    #47
    Mrmoe
    Registered Users Posts: 2,213 ✭✭✭Mrmoe


    I hope the gynecologist got the sack for not spotting this earlier. This story is making me testy. I need a stiff drink to recover.


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    #48
    macadam
    Registered Users Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭macadam


    Great to see someone born lucky, not everyday you get a double up.

    As the saying goes about the opposite sex, woman a great invention only the septic tank is to close to the playground, this guy could act as caretaker for both and just receive one payment.


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    #49
    masonman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭masonman


    What a load of c*ck............x2


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    #50
    giggsy664
    Registered Users Posts: 2,457 ✭✭✭giggsy664


    In related news.


    Willies boosted by a third


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    #51
    (insert name)
    Registered Users Posts: 181 ✭✭(insert name)


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Should it not be 2 penii?
    Nope. That's a common phallusy though. :D


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    #52
    Ricky91t
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    Disease Ridden wrote: »
    sickner if their next son is born with no cock lol

    Usually called a Daughter :pac:


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    #53
    fifth
    Registered Users Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭fifth


    Cocky surgeons attempting an operation like that.


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    #54
    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    But..I thought everybody has two penises.

    *looks down*


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    #55
    Ste.phen
    Registered Users Posts: 2,808 ✭✭✭Ste.phen


    I hope he doesn't grow up to be a prick


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    #56
    Latchy
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    Ricky91t wrote: »
    Usually called a Daughter :pac:
    LOL


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