F*ck You!!!

coldfire1x

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word "f*ck". It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate.

In language "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Rosy) and intransitive (Rosy was f*cked by John).

It can be an active verb (John really gives a f*ck) or a passive verb (Rosy doesn't give a f*ck); or an adverb (Rosy is f*cking interested in John), and as a noun (Rosy is a terrible f*ck).

It can be used as an adjective (Rosy is f*cking beautiful).

Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings.............."How the f*ck are you?"
2. Fraud...................."I got f*cked by the car dealer"
3. Dismay.................."Oh, f*ck it!"
4. Trouble................."Well, I guess I'm f*cked now."
5. Agression.............."F*ck You!"
6. Disgust.................."F*ck Me!"
7. Confusion.............."What the F*ck...?"
8. Difficulty................"I don't f*cking understand."
9. Despair................."F*cked again."
10. Incompetence......"He f*cks everything up."
11. Displeasure.........."What the f*ck is going on here?"
12. Lost......................"Where the f*ck are we?"

As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of the word "f*ck".

It can be used to tell time..."It's five-f*cking thirty." It can be used in business..."How do I wind up with this f*cking job?" It can be maternal...as in "Motherf*cker". It can be political..."f*ck Bill Clinton".

And never forget the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima..."What the f*ck was that?" and the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic who said "Where is all this f*cking water coming from?"

The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you use the word "f*ck"???

Use it frequently in you daily speech; it only adds to your prestige.

Lets all F*ck the Communications Decency Act .

Denerick

I have often wondered about this, the word f*ck is so versatile, it fully describes a huge raft of emotions. The word feels good just rolling off the tongue, especially when frustrated. However, people need to watch how often they use it, because when they really want to swear (And thus release frustration etc.) it has less resonance, and thus doesn't reduce stress and frustration as much as if it was used less.

Evil_Clown

Good thread idea, gonna try and add some myself

1. Wow that was a good goal: Fu*k me that was some fu*king goal
2. I'm impressed: Fu*king eh that was the fu*king sh!t
3. what are you doing: the fu*k are you up to
4. hello (to a good friend!): hey fu*k face
5. Forget about it: Fu*k that

The most versatile word in the English language !!!