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Little boy on the farm

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  • 12-03-2009 1:29pm
    #1
    skinner2x
    Registered Users Posts: 220 ✭✭


    A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
    mother
    asks if he had done his chores.
    "Not yet," said the little boy.
    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
    Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed the chickens and he
    kicks a chicken.
    He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
    He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
    cereal.
    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk
    in my cereal?" he asks.
    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get
    any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
    for
    a week either.
    I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway

    across the kitchen.
    The little boy looks up at his mother w! ith a smile, and says, "Are you

    going to tell him, or should I?"


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