Feminists want their own Pub - but what would they name it?

CDfm

Deleted User wrote: »

Don't just think about the name, what "extras" would a feminist bar would have.

Do you mean like combats and buzzcuts dress code and Sinead O'Connor and Mary Coughlan lookalikes fighting it out on karioke night:D

CDfm

The Spare Rib

Snowie

CDfm wrote: »

Do you mean like combats and buzzcuts dress code and Sinead O'Connor and Mary Coughlan lookalikes fighting it out on karioke night:D

That's a vividly made me have images of strap on's :eek:

CDfm

The Master wrote: »

It should be called

"Closing down due to lack of business"

If Fat is a feminist issue does that mean skinny girlys are barred

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fat-Feminist-Issue-Susie-Orbach/dp/0099271540

Has anyone ever met a thin feminist who didnt have an eating disorder?

Desert anyone - two fingers ?

K-9

Deleted User wrote: »

Don't just think about the name, what "extras" would a feminist bar would have.

A sidebar selling shoes, a dartboard where they can place pictures of their male partners etc

Good stuff but real feminists don't have male partners.

Podman

The garden hoe

The pipe and slippers

The headless Chicken

Grunters

The slapping flappers

The flapp...

wait a minute, who cares what they call it.

conlonbmw

conlonbmw wrote: »

Can't park can't reverse

Even with extra wide bays they'll still fuck it up!

pseudonym1

Bloom(h)ers


After the feminist trouser wearer!

Black Swan

Flub

CDfm

The Master wrote: »

It should be called

"Closing down due to lack of business"

Most feminists are active and militant till the husbands dinner has to be made.

Have you ever seen a feminist rally/meeting after 4 in the afternoon?

BUST

and Wexford has a feminist pib called The Rag =tampon machines in the gents and all http://www.gorillasmotasscarenow.com/bbs/showthread.php?p=1133497

seanybiker

seanybiker wrote: »

the stick it inn

Fúcking yes!

Acacia

CDfm wrote: »

Now I know the misogynists on AH will come up with some awful non PC comments and you are showing yourself up. This is a serious thread.

Well, clearly nobody here took this advice!:pac:

Tip (since most posters don't seem to understand what feminism is): Feminism does not equal lesbianism!;)

Nodin

Acacia wrote: »

Well, clearly nobody here took this advice!:pac:

Tip (since most posters don't seem to understand what feminism is): Feminism does not equal lesbianism!;)

More of a half-way house....

CDfm

Acacia wrote: »

Well, clearly nobody here took this advice!:pac:

Tip (since most posters don't seem to understand what feminism is): Feminism does not equal lesbianism!;)

Interesting but I cant see the thread getting moved to the Ladies Lounge :P

Podman

The High and Mighty

Nolanger

The Kitchen.

tommyboy2222

The Fish and Bicycle

Eric Cartman

the escape from the kitchen

the burning bra

the 2nd class citizen

the bad driver

Eric Cartman

Acacia wrote: »

Well, clearly nobody here took this advice!:pac:

Tip (since most posters don't seem to understand what feminism is): Feminism does not equal lesbianism!;)

it kind of does, name me one man who actually wants to go out with/marry a feminist

CDfm

Eric Cartman wrote: »

it kind of does, name me one man who actually wants to go out with/marry a feminist

Guy Richie married Madonna and the other guy who married Scary Spice have done financially very well.

There is a rumour that there is a thread on the Ladies Lounge where aspirational househusbands post their pics exactly for that reason to attract high earning feminists. How demeaning.:p

thebman

Feminist pub name eh.

Man Eater.

That or "Free the Pedos!"

CDfm

The Mouse and Spider

Podman

The squeaky door

Terry

The furry mug,

Quality

The Box:cool:

CDfm

The Homocidal Matriarch

Podman

CDfm wrote: »

Guy Richie married Madonna and the other guy who married Scary Spice have done financially very well.

Guy Richie had a career before he met that sleazebucket Madonna, and who has the biggest mouth after their breakup? yeah, Madge.

"The Cat flap"

Eric Cartman

CDfm wrote: »

Guy Richie married Madonna and the other guy who married Scary Spice have done financially very well.

There is a rumour that there is a thread on the Ladies Lounge where aspirational househusbands post their pics exactly for that reason to attract high earning feminists. How demeaning.:p

quite disturbing, and madonna and any of the spice girls arent exactley feminists, normally feminists oppose their 'sex symbol' behaviour

pebbles21

The Harney Lemon

CDfm

Eric Cartman wrote: »

quite disturbing, and madonna and any of the spice girls arent exactley feminists, normally feminists oppose their 'sex symbol' behaviour

So you want a guy who has done well due to his association with a feminist icon ... Germaine Greer so it must be ok

The Daniel O'Donnell

KieranKennedy

The vag inn

Suck my soaking vag

Vagzone

Abi

Acacia wrote: »

Tip (since most posters don't seem to understand what feminism is): Feminism does not equal lesbianism!;)

I suspect they do know this, but have chosen to ignore it

Im gona tell it like it is. The burds only ~without lezbionic tendancies~ would go down like a bag of anvils.Feminists would have fück all to do in a pub after the first few bïtchy sessions. Why? Because they want blokes to hear them rant and rave.If you really want to get one over, you have to think like a bloke.

Basically, rent an establishment for 1mth. Keep the doors firmly closed until the final night, but spend the previous weeks convincingly setting it up as a new strip club. PR big time, offering no cover charge and free beers for opening night. A female bouncer will personally escort the men two at a time, down a dark hallway with a croc and snake infested pit at the end.

Dan133269

what in the name of god is a feminist pub?
"We employ both men and women. And we serve both men and women."

Have any of these feminists been in any regular pubs lately?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

The Hairy Lemon...

Podman

****

Dan133269

Dan133269 wrote: »

what in the name of god is a feminist pub?
"We employ both men and women. And we serve both men and women."

Have any of these feminists been in any regular pubs lately?

Probably not!

Anyway a single sex establishment would fall foul of equality laws for starters.

Rented Mule

I have given this some thought......

The Angry Beaver Pub

No 'wood' to be found anywhere.

yoshytoshy

The Carpet Munchers.

JohnnyChimpo

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

The Bearded Clam

/thread

Stay_in_Kampuchea

"The Shut Up Bitch and Iorn my shirt"

0ubliette

The Kitchen

homerjay2005

The Rampant Rabbit.

Acacia

Eric Cartman wrote: »

it kind of does, name me one man who actually wants to go out with/marry a feminist

Well, my boyfriend for one.

And, no, feminism does not equal lesbianism. Here's another tip: why don't you try and find out what feminism actually is before making ridiculous assumptions such as the above?

Acacia

Abigayle wrote: »

I suspect they do know this, but have chosen to ignore it

Well, I hope so, but I think some people have a rather bizarre view of what feminism is. I know it's not really a serious thread though ( at least I hope not.) :)

spiritcrusher

The greasy poon.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Dan133269 wrote: »

what in the name of god is a feminist pub?
"We employ both men and women. And we serve both men and women."

Have any of these feminists been in any regular pubs lately?

You know the funny thing? If there was a male only pub there would be fcuking war. I hate these rug munching, boy look a like fembot whores... GTFO AND DIE!!!! Stop spreading your misserable ways, we do not need you... go, go and die...

metamorphic

Ian: easy tiger!

Pub: I'd call it "bar men"

feminist: The term has been hijacked like alot of terms to be the extremity within the group.

thank you, and good night.

Kinetic^

Vagapalooza, todger dodgers, d!cks are ick, flaps. That is all.

Kinetic^

Acacia wrote: »

Well, my boyfriend for one.

And, no, feminism does not equal lesbianism. Here's another tip: why don't you try and find out what feminism actually is before making ridiculous assumptions such as the above?

I'll get my woman to read up on it for me.

Sean Quagmire

Acacia wrote: »

Well, my boyfriend for one.

And, no, feminism does not equal lesbianism. Here's another tip: why don't you try and find out what feminism actually is before making ridiculous assumptions such as the above?

The poor guy