I hate people who......

Nolanger

wear pointy shoes - what's the ... ?

FlutterinBantam

Dry shave their ballsack, and go around with a wad of bloody bog roll encasing their plums for the day.

:mad:

SV

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Dry shave their ballsack, and go around with a wad of bloody bog roll encasing their plums for the day.

:mad:

It hurts no matter how you shave it. The bog roll is neccesary!



apparently.

youcrazyjesus!

People who sniffle every 4 seconds instead of blowing their nose.
Smokers.
Plumbers, lasiest tradesmen going.
Snobby people.
Bad drunks.
People who go on about Manchester United and English clubs as if they're the local team and they know the squad on a first name basis.
Country people generally.

UpCork

Jealous people - the most disgusting trait in a human being
People who think that they are above everyone else and look down their nose at people.

2xj3hplqgsbkym

People who push onto the DART as soon as the doors open, before the people inside can get out.

Once I saw one of these people getting knocked over by the crowd getting off and I must say it really cheered me up!

mister gullible

brenchman wrote: »

PEOPLE WHO HUNT!!

This is quite interesting because I'm not too keen on people who hunt either, a lot of them are kind of boastful and gung-ho, posting pictures of their 'kill', their gun etc. Thing is, I do a bit of hunting myself and I'm wondering is it hunting or hunters that you hate?

useful_contacts

have an argument in the middle of the street - jesus christ i dont want to know your business

drunks who ring your bell at 4 in the morning when they are walking past - aaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

people who ring YOUR BELL when they dont get an answer to the flat they are looking for

people who ring my bell and say "hi the girl at no 4 said you would let me in cos her buzzers not working" Ah excuse me **** OFF im not the doorman why cant she walk down and let you in herself lazy cow!!!

people who call on private no and hang up - jesus christ grow the hell up what are you 10?

teenagers who hang around outside mcdonalds in their hundreds and take up the whole path

travellers(mostly)who are trying to sell you something at your door and when you say no they say "ask your husband does he want them"

im pretty sure theres more to come...

brenchman

mister gullible wrote: »

This is quite interesting because I'm not too keen on people who hunt either, a lot of them are kind of boastful and gung-ho, posting pictures of their 'kill', their gun etc. Thing is, I do a bit of hunting myself and I'm wondering is it hunting or hunters that you hate?

i hate hunting, cant really understand how anyone could get a buzz from shooting an animal but if they decided to shoot skangers instead then i would take up hunting myself.

Nolanger

People who work in shops but don't know how to print out receipts from the till.

luckylucky

youcrazyjesus! wrote: »

Snobby people.
Country people generally.

Ignorant Dubs (as opposed to Dubs in general)

*giggles*

When auld biddies in shops take forever to count pennies and they tip their purses out and count EVERYTHING. I used to work in a shop and when something cost like €4.83, they would say 'hold on now, I think I have that in change' *palm, face*
The use of "I seen" and "I done" infuriates me.
People who point out the most obvious of things in a movie in the cinema e.g. "that's the guy from......"
Many more things, but I'm afraid if I go on, people will get annoyed at me

RHRN

People who spit indoors.
Proctologists with poor depth perception :eek::(
Scumbags in general.
Ppl hu tip lk ds.
People who don't bother getting the bus fare ready...until they get on the bus.
Stereotype everyone or believe that you have to belong to a stereotype.

I could go on....

midlandsmissus

I detest hunters. To a certain extent we all have to cause other living things pain in order for us to survive, but how anyone can get enjoyment out of inflicting pain on a living thing and calling it 'sport' is totally beyond me.

I also detest horse racing and greyhound racing for the same thing, and expecially the unbelievably bad conditions the greyhounds live in. It's a sad world that we live in where people think this is acceptable.

On a lighter note, I don't like people who:

Hock and Spit on the ground (always men - why?)

Old pervy men that hang out in nightclubs eyeing up 18 year olds.

People who live at home untill they're nearly thirty - get the f**k out!!. and they come out with s*ite like 'rent is dead money' it really means 'I couldn't bear to live without my mammy'

People who are really sleazy and crude, and talk constantly about their conquests.
As the saying goes 'Those who talk about it all the time, are the ones who aren't getting it'

People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport: I don't want to know the ins and outs of why mammy didnt pick up mary for dinner, or the teeth whitening treatment you just got (last one I overheard):

'Screams at top of voice 'OH YA MIRIAM THEY'RE REALLY A BRIGHT SHADE OF WHITE, AND ONLY 700 EURO, WHAT A BARGAIN YA"

And my ultimate pet hate: SLOW WALKERS! Oh I hate when you're trying to walk somewhere and someone is dallying along in front of you at the pace of a snail, criss crossing intermittently so you can't get in front of them.

That is all.

towel401

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I detest hunters. To a certain extent we all have to cause other living things pain in order for us to survive, but how anyone can get enjoyment out of inflicting pain on a living thing and calling it 'sport' is totally beyond me.

I also detest horse racing and greyhound racing for the same thing, and expecially the unbelievably bad conditions the greyhounds live in. It's a sad world that we live in where people think this is acceptable.

On a lighter note, I don't like people who:

Hock and Spit on the ground (always men - why?)

Old pervy men that hang out in nightclubs eyeing up 18 year olds.

People who live at home untill they're nearly thirty - get the f**k out!!. and they come out with s*ite like 'rent is dead money' it really means 'I couldn't bear to live without my mammy'

People who are really sleazy and crude, and talk constantly about their conquests.
As the saying goes 'Those who talk about it all the time, are the ones who aren't getting it'

People who talk loudly on their phones on public transport: I don't want to know the ins and outs of why mammy didnt pick up mary for dinner, or the teeth whitening treatment you just got (last one I overheard):

'Screams at top of voice 'OH YA MIRIAM THEY'RE REALLY A BRIGHT SHADE OF WHITE, AND ONLY 700 EURO, WHAT A BARGAIN YA"

And my ultimate pet hate: SLOW WALKERS! Oh I hate when you're trying to walk somewhere and someone is dallying along in front of you at the pace of a snail, criss crossing intermittently so you can't get in front of them.

That is all.

you'd really hate me then.

mister gullible

brenchman wrote: »

i hate hunting, cant really understand how anyone could get a buzz from shooting an animal but if they decided to shoot skangers instead then i would take up hunting myself.

I grew up in the country and apart from growing my own vegetables I think that if you eat meat you should be able to get it for yourself. It's better than eating battery chickens. I love the very early morning, the solitary walking, the skill of moving silently, a feeling of self sufficiency. The killing doesn't give any buzz and can be hard to do. Shooting skangers wouldn't be your brightest idea, Brencherman!! LOL
BTW I hate psychics - they're parasites.

Mc Love

People that take all day at the ATM, like there should be a law where you make one transaction then go back to the end of the queue and join up for your next one!

Mal-Adjusted

mister gullible wrote: »

I grew up in the country and apart from growing my own vegetables I think that if you eat meat you should be able to get it for yourself. It's better than eating battery chickens. I love the very early morning, the solitary walking, the skill of moving silently, a feeling of self sufficiency. The killing doesn't give any buzz and can be hard to do. Shooting skangers wouldn't be your brightest idea, Brencherman!! LOL
BTW I hate psychics - they're parasites.

But's not hunting for food that he hates, it's hunting for sport, simply for the joy of killing an animal, and i agree with him

Soby

Think there always right and arent open to a debate:mad::mad:

Indian Princess

sparkysrovers wrote: »

People that take all day at the ATM, like there should be a law where you make one transaction then go back to the end of the queue and join up for your next one!

Yes, yes, yes! and the f**kers that always stand right behind almost looking over you shoulder!!!!! I always say.." Jeez if I knew u were comin I'd a strapped a chair to my back so u cud'a had a seat!!!" Hate them feckers!WTF!:mad:

People who, when your packing ur shopping in a supermarket come up and stand at the till where u have to pay when your finished!!! and look at u when you walk up to pay like your doing something wrong...OMG!

People who, when your talking to them ALWAYS start their sentence with "NO" whether their agreeing with you or not!:mad:

Most of mine are to do with queueing and peoples complete lack of respect for other peoples privacy:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: I could go on and on and on and on......................

Blitzkrieger

holly1 wrote: »

people who puck you when they are talking to you.

This almost never happens to me. Oh, wait - with a 'p'.......that never happens either.......

Mc Love

Indian Princess wrote: »

Yes, yes, yes! and the f**kers that always stand right behind almost looking over you shoulder!!!!! I always say.." Jeez if I knew u were comin I'd a strapped a chair to my back so u cud'a had a seat!!!" Hate them feckers!WTF!:mad:

Oh god they are bad too!! They are type of people that basically cling onto you when in a queue for getting on the bus, it doesnt matter how much you push them back they just keep coming back for more. Until what i did, i actually turned around and said would you back the f@@k up!! They just looked at me weird and indeed gave me some space!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

omyatari wrote: »

Leave breadcrumbs in chocolate spread or butter,

Snort up their snots iso using a f-ing tissue

Fussy eaters, especialy the ones that go "ew i dont like that" eventough they never tried it.

Ask you to do them a 'little' favor that takes at least an hour, 5 minutes before your workshift ends.

Leave wet towels on the bathroom floor.

Dont spray the toilet after pinching a big one out.

Transform teacups into ashtrays by putting a bit of water in them, I mean WTF.....why would you do that???? why? gah... yea that last one is the worst....

Has that been a recent thing? I do try my best

I Hate when people say 'am' instead of 'I am'

''am going the shop''
'''am doing this, am doing that''

FCUK OFF!!

luckylucky

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Oh god they are bad too!! They are type of people that basically cling onto you when in a queue for getting on the bus, it doesnt matter how much you push them back they just keep coming back for more. Until what i did, i actually turned around and said would you back the f@@k up!! They just looked at me weird and indeed gave me some space!

I was in a casino in Madrid a couple of weeks ago. I was at the roulette table, had this boorish guy who was putting bets all over the table and everytime he passed me by he basically bumped into me, I wouldn't mind but it wasn't as if they were loads of people around or that I was taking up a large space. I was right by the table. The 3rd time he did it. I thought screw this for a lark. So the next time he did it I deliberately backed out into him and just to make sure he got the message I walked past him and did exactly what he did to me. The ignorant twat walked around me instead of through me after that.

javaboy

Deleted User wrote: »

I Hate when people say 'am' instead of 'I am'

''am going the shop''
'''am doing this, am doing that''

FCUK OFF!!

FYP

luckylucky

javaboy wrote: »

FYP

lol. Well spotted. Am well impressed

javaboy

luckylucky wrote: »

lol. Well spotted. Am well impressed

Supposed to say IFYP. Am disappointed you didn't pick up on that.

Mc Love

Hate women with buggys, was in shopping centre day and she nearly took the legs clean off me, didnt even apologise!

Stupid cow!

rcaz

I hate people who think that music is a toy for their amusement, who wouldn't go to any trouble to listen to something. Like if someone decided they didn't want to listen to some great music just because it'd involve reorganising their CD player or something.

Refer to my signature.

And people who play music on the phones on the ****ing bus!! I don't want to hear your music, I want to hear my music, that's what headphones are for!!

Nolanger

Ever try and sell a bag of CDs to a second-hand music shop? This idiot spent five minutes inspecting each CD for scratches before informing me that she wouldn't be interested in any of the collection (all in perfect condition). Like why didn't she just look at the covers of the CDs and suss that rather than wasting my time?

Turd Ferguson

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Hate women with buggys, was in shopping centre day and she nearly took the legs clean off me, didnt even apologise!

Stupid cow!

Jesus Christ, what was a cow doing pushing a buggy?

I hate people who add nothing to the direction of a thread
<_<
>_>

useful_contacts

think that because i hold a door open for them that i think they are incapable(old people mostly)

People who are packing in the self service aisle and take up half of the other aisle with their trolley- happened me last week i turned and walloped straight into the trolley- she didnt even apoligise- cow!!!

Dont know SQUAT about football but try to pretend they know what they are talking about

people who ya meet in a pub/club and their first sentence is "are you on bebo/myspace etc"

FlutterinBantam

omyatari wrote: »

Leave breadcrumbs in chocolate spread or butter,

Snort up their snots iso using a f-ing tissue

Fussy eaters, especialy the ones that go "ew i dont like that" eventough they never tried it.

Ask you to do them a 'little' favor that takes at least an hour, 5 minutes before your workshift ends.

Leave wet towels on the bathroom floor.

Dont spray the toilet after pinching a big one out.

Transform teacups into ashtrays by putting a bit of water in them, I mean WTF.....why would you do that???? why? gah... yea that last one is the worst....

What's this "spraying the toilet" crack all about??

Spray it with what

aoibhebree

I hate people who call crisps Taytos regardless of brand, e.g. "Can you get me a packet of Walkers Cheese and Onion Taytos", grrrrr!!! :mad:

Jimbo

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Hate women with buggys, was in shopping centre day and she nearly took the legs clean off me, didnt even apologise!

Stupid cow!

I hate people who push their buggies out onto the edge of a busy road when they want to cross it.

Any woman who uses their baby as a buffer between them and the traffic should have their child taken from them.

krudler

People who cant take responsibility for their own stupid actions, ie people who dont read the t&cs' of something, get stung for charges they "didnt know about" then go on Joe Duffy whinging, ffs why cant people be adults and just admit they didnt look at something in stead of blaming everyone else?

I work for a phone company and all day every day i hear "oh i didnt know itd be so expensive to call the other side of the world" "well nobody told me my phone cant triangulate my position on a mountain" "why wasnt i told directory enquiries costs so much?" gaaaaaahhhhhh people ask these questions from the start if you're not sure! why does everything have to be ****ing spoonfed to people these days? "sure who reads contracts" is another thing i hear every other day, theres no helping people these days, and common sense is something thats becoming rarer by the day apparently, take this example:

I got a call from a customer about a problem with her broadband modem not connecting, now easy enough to fix, if you are sitting at the pc with it turned on so I can walk you through it, but this customer? she was driving along the N7! now why would you waste your ****ing time ringing a call centre to ask a question about something you need to be walked through step by step when you arent anywhere near the thing you are having a problem with? thats the equivalent of asking a mechanic to fix a car thats at home in the drive while you stroll into the garage!

Final Approach

Jimbo wrote: »

I hate people who push their buggies out onto the edge of a busy road when they want to cross it.

Any woman who uses their baby as a buffer between them and the traffic should have their child taken from them.

Agree 100%, It is incredible how common this is, they literally push the occupied buggy out into moving traffic while still standing on the footpath themselves!

Nolanger

When you're waiting to cross a road and a car slows and beckons you to walk to the other side.
Great idea - lets get run over by the car behind overtaking.

Acacia

Nolanger wrote: »

When you're waiting to cross a road and a car slows and beckons you to walk to the other side.
Great idea - lets get run over by the car behind overtaking.

Yeah, I hate that. I know they're just trying to be nice or whatever but I'd rather just wait for the lights to change. Some people get very annoyed when you don't want to make a dash across a busy road with a couple of lanes of traffic, though...like you're holding them up or something, I didn't ask you to stop, mate!

jos28

People who cannot park drive me insane. You know the ones I mean, takes them 10 minutes and 3 or 4 attempts to eventually park across 2 spaces. GGGGRRR....:mad: Learn to park if you plan on getting behind the wheel of a car. I am going to take your keys off you if I see you making a b****x of parking, I swear. Just go and practiCe somewhere until you get the hang of it. Its not that difficult.

michellie

People who walk out in front of moving cars...people are actually stupid.

Nosey people and gossips, are your own lives that boring?

Girls that are half naked walking around town and taking photos of themselves in rediculus poses and put them on the internet, idiots.

People who are rude.

michellie

sparkysrovers wrote: »

Hate women with buggys, was in shopping centre day and she nearly took the legs clean off me, didnt even apologise!

Stupid cow!

I also hate when im in a shop with my buggy and i say "excuse me" and the person moves 2 centimetres out of the way...so then I hit into them

Overblood

I hate boardsies who thank mods for locking threads, issuing warnings & infractions etc. That Kittaroi Hattori guy does it a lot.

masonman

michellie wrote: »

People who are rude.

michellie wrote: »

I also hate when im in a shop with my buggy and i say "excuse me" and the person moves 2 centimetres out of the way...so then I hit into them

A little rude perhaps?

javaboy

Overblood wrote: »

I hate boardsies who thank mods for locking threads, issuing warnings & infractions etc. That Kittaroi Hattori guy does it a lot.

I think this thread has run its course.

michellie

masonman wrote: »

A little rude perhaps?

no, not at all. If the idiots moved out of the way when first nicely asked them to move,that wouldnt have happened:rolleyes:

dr.bollocko

It rose from the dead.
Thread norris.

Kimia

Ok I have one more which REALLY annoys me.

I hate shop assistants who, when you hand them a packet of crisps, grab them out of your hands (or from the counter), crunch them, wave them in front of the scanner, and crush them back down on the counter.

I don't want them now they're all broken into tiny pieces!!

Darkbloom

...make slurping noises drinking soup.

...chew gum with their mouths wide open.