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    #32
    fobster
    Registered Users Posts: 947 ✭✭✭fobster


    Careful with that Mic by Clutch

    "What's the matter with you?
    How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
    Has atrophy stricken your entire vocabulary?
    Your style's like a garbage can,
    It's meant to be taken out on a weekly basis.
    Ever since you first reckoned you been in a state of suspended animation."

    Great few lines that.


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    #33
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Goldie Lookin Chain. Almost all of their lyrics are brilliant.
    I've been into fighting for most of my life,
    And when I gets married I'll beat the wife


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    #34
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I nearly forgot Loudain (dad of Rufus)Wainwrights I.W.I.W.A.L

    I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
    I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
    I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
    I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
    I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
    I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!


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    #35
    davylee
    Registered Users Posts: 386 ✭✭davylee


    CDfm wrote: »
    I nearly forgot Loudain (dad of Rufus)Wainwrights I.W.I.W.A.L

    I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight.
    I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
    I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate.
    I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight!
    I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke.
    I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
    Brilliant:p


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    #36
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,906 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    dioltas wrote: »
    Bloodhound Gang - Nothing but mammals, or whatever it's called.

    It's called "The Bad Touch" :rolleyes:


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