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Stopped by a Garda

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  • 25-03-2009 3:52pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A Traveller and his wife were driving through Connemara when he was stopped by the local Garda.

    "Cad is ainm duit?" the Garda asks

    "Blackie Connors" he replies

    "Agus do bhean?" asks the Garda

    "Toyota Hi-Ace" says your man.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,534 ✭✭✭FruitLover


    Hagar wrote: »
    "Cad is anam duit?" the Garda asks

    "What is your soul?" :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Poor Hagar is a bit rusty :D he hasn't been round these parts for a while so we forgive him :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Thanks Homer, just thought I ease in with a simple joke.
    But nothing in my life is simple, except me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭Homer


    Just for you so Hagar... :p

    THE SENILITY PRAYER :

    Grant me the senility to forget the people

    I never liked anyway,

    The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and

    The eyesight to tell the difference.


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