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  • 25-03-2009 4:12pm
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭


    An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ... Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.

    He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

    He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

    He promptly called the local police station......

    The conversation went like this:

    ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?''

    ''And the rest of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?''

    Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, ''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!''

    There was dead silence on the line for a long
    moment............................................ ....

    Father O'Malley then replied:

    ''Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'':P


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