Dentist visit

Homer · 25-03-2009 4:39pm #1

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract a wisdom tooth.

"Eighty euro," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if I don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to €60.00, but it would be very painful"

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"OK," says the dentist. "I can save time if, instead of using my normal surgical procedure, I simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers. I could get away with charging €20.00."

"Nope," moans the man, "It's still too much."

"Hmm," says the dentist, scratching his head. "If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just €10.00."

"Marvellous," says the man. "Book my wife in for next Tuesday!"