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Sperm Donation..Would you??

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  • 25-03-2009 8:16pm
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    march2009
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭


    I was just wondering how many guys out there would consider donating sperm if a sperm bank opened in Ireland?

    ..and if you did, would you prefer to remain anonymous or would you allow any children born to have the option of contacting you when they are 18 years old?
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    #2
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,069 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Have done! & Anon.

    I wanked into a cup, I did not father a child


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    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Not a chance. Something really disturbing about the idea of reproducing without even knowing about it... in any case, the world doesn't need any little Harry Palmers running around, finding files and going abroad for funerals.


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    Nforce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    march2009 wrote: »
    I was just wondering how many guys out there would consider donating sperm if a sperm bank opened in Ireland?


    No need..........from my understanding the Irish banks are already full of w@nkers


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    How much?


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    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Being paid to fap?


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Yes I definalty would and I would allow my information be available if they wanted to contact me in the future. An army of little Turd Fergusons is exactly what this world needs!!!


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    Nforce
    Registered Users Posts: 2,924 ✭✭✭Nforce


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    in any case, the world doesn't need any little Harry Palmers running around

    Harry Palmers....or....Hairy Palmers?


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    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    getting paid for it is better than pouring it down the sink..


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    #10
    Purple Lemons
    Registered Users Posts: 5,547 ✭✭✭Purple Lemons


    If i had a penis i don't see why i wouldn't :)


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    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    I don't think I could do it, no.


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Hmmm OP. Hmmm.


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    march2009 wrote: »
    I was just wondering how many guys out there would consider donating sperm if a sperm bank opened in Ireland?

    Sper me another wbank comment.


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    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Nforce wrote: »
    No need..........from my understanding the Irish banks are already full of w@nkers
    Nforce wrote: »
    Harry Palmers....or....Hairy Palmers?

    God, but you're in good form. :)


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    OP you forgot the surveymonkey link


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    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    God, but you're in good form. :)

    He's obviously stocking up his man juice in case this does happen


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Magnus wrote: »
    OP you forgot the surveymonkey link

    And to tell us which sperm lobbyist / sperm journal they are working / writing for.


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    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    towel401 wrote: »
    getting paid for it is better than pouring it down the sink..

    Yes, but pouring it down someones throat is better than getting paid for it.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    isnt that what sports socks are for? an oompa loompa'a surfboard


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,402 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    And where we can see the results.

    60% of people asked in a recent survet admitted the would donate
    (margin of error +/- 20% as one answer was unclear)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Yes, but pouring it down someones throat is better than getting paid for it.

    You're both wrong, lads, because every sperm is sacred. God is going to become quite irate if you don't mend your ways.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-L3JMk7C1A


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    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    How much would I be getting paid for this?


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    #23
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Taxman might see any sperm donation payments as milking the system .


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    #24
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    How much do they get is America?


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    #25
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Captain-America wrote: »
    How much would I be getting paid for this?

    Ask Gordon,he got in there first.
    /so to speak.


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    #26
    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    would i get paid for this cos if i was then i've flushed money down the toilet for years


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    #27
    HarryPalmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭HarryPalmer


    Iang87 wrote: »
    would i get paid for this cos if i was then i've flushed money down the toilet for years

    What a waste!
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212


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    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    How much do they get is America?

    Why they're picking it up off the streets lad. In great lumps. We'll be rich, we'll all be rich dangnabbit.
    Wooohooohooheeeheeehee.
    /clicks heels.
    /spitoon goes ding.


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    #29
    Iang87
    Registered Users Posts: 3,181 ✭✭✭Iang87


    HarryPalmer wrote: »
    What a waste!
    http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

    good god no. just no no


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    #30
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    If they paid €0.01 cent per sperm donated I'd do it.

    ...and 10% of their all future earnings.


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    march2009
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4 ✭march2009


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    And to tell us which sperm lobbyist / sperm journal they are working / writing for.

    Actually I don't work for any sperm lobbysist/ journal. Its a simple fact that sperm donors are in huge demand and Ireland is one of the few countries where no one has set up a sperm bank yet.


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