Did you ever sit on your balls?

My name is URL

Hurts don't it?.

2.5 billion years of evolution and it's still possible to neuter yourself by resting.

Fcuk you Darwin

galwayrush

As a kid, does riding a bike that's too big count?:(

Abi

Nah. But Ive kicked / knee'd and bitten them.

I can haz prize now?

Sofaspud

All the time

Even sometimes when I'm already sitting, just lean the wrong way and PAIN

HarryPalmer

Of course. At the end of the day I take them out of the wheelbarrow and use them as a bean bag.

galwayrush

The downside of having big balls i guess.;)

sean_h

Awwww it hurts!
Specially when ur sitting on a wooden chair:(
Hate when you get annoyed and in your fit of rage somehow hit the boys.

fj1200

Ouch! What about this poor guy?

Professey Chin

Abigayle wrote: »

Nah. But Ive kicked / knee'd and bitten them.

I can haz prize now?

Ow, ow and sometimes ow/other times mmmmm.

As for me, i dont think ive even managed to sit on my ba.........HAWWWWWWW:eek:.........nevermind

star-pants

I've accidentally sat/leaned/squished? them (obviously I don't have any so they'd be a then bfs) and my god did I feel guilty.

Peared

I am so glad I don't have balls.

Nothing to do with sitting on them, I just wouldn't want them growing out of me. Ugh.

tman

Happens all the time thanks to my gigantic testicles, then women have the bloody nerve to give me dirty looks for sitting with my legs spread... Damn sexists!:mad:

Nforce

It's always been a problem in my family...


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Iang87

Nforce wrote: »

It's always been a problem in my family...


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can you imagine the distance they'd get with a **** just imagine how far it'd fly








IMAGINE i tells ya

HarryPalmer

Iang87 wrote: »

IMAGINE i tells ya

F that. I'm going travelling, with a tape-measure.

FlutterinBantam

Droopy drawers is the main cause of this painful experience.

The ballsack just dangles loosely and is prone to squishing and side impact,especially when crossing ones legs.

I like a nice tight set with the ballsack tucked snugly away and well supported.

I like to hike them up real tight so as the sack has no room to "swing" and the porridge gun is tucked away and secure.

hate having my bollox dangling like a Dunne's stores bag with two beef tomatoes in it.

CreepingDeath

galwayrush wrote: »

The downside of having big balls i guess.;)

Or a saggy scrotum...

My name is URL

Nah the balls need to hang low. Having them all tucked away like old christmas decorations isn't cool. They need to be able to do their own thing

HarryPalmer

Upward Spiral wrote: »

Nah the balls need to hang low. Having them all tucked away like old christmas decorations isn't cool. They need to be able to do their own thing

Commando, ftw

magick

i swing mine like a set of medieval flails

Snowie

yes it hurt a lot ....

Dave!

Totally thought that said spit





























And yes.

misty floyd

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

I like to hike them up real tight so as the sack has no room to "swing" and the porridge gun is tucked away and secure.

hate having my bollox dangling like a Dunne's stores bag with two beef tomatoes in it.

hahhaaaahahahahahah

iMax

I've got the smallest balls. Makes my cock look huge though !!

Capt'n Midnight

It's just an extreme stupidity filter.

Blush_01

Why do you think I speak at this pitch?

vibe666

my dad has had to grow accustomed to a wheelchair after a fall at work a few years ago and part of the process of not having any feeling below his belly button is that he hs to manually "check himself" every time he goes from one seat to another (i.e. getting in and out of the car) as it's very easy to sit on them when you have no feeling.

one of the guys he was in hospital with in his 9 months recovery had to have one removed after he spent the whole day sitting on it and had totally crushed it without realising. :eek:

biko

Upward Spiral wrote: »

2.5 billion years of evolution and it's still possible to neuter yourself by resting.
Fcuk you Darwin

I don't think you understand what it is that Darwin did. He didn't make your balls huge, that's for sure.

vibe666 wrote: »

one of the guys he was in hospital with in his 9 months recovery had to have one removed after he spent the whole day sitting on it and had totally crushed it without realising. :eek:

Ouch ouch ouch!!

6th

I've sat on them but lord I wouldnt change them for all the tea in china. I love my balls.

I once had a guy walk up to me outside science class and kick me in the balls to see what I'd do. I feel to the ground. Interesting experiment.

Kimbot

Worst pain ever has to be when out on a beautiful golf course playing a decent game of golf. Swing a wild shot (Ball tucked under a tree with about 170 yards to the green) aiming for the green and magically catching your nads in the join on your trousers the second you hit the ball. By god I was delighted I got a golf cart that day..... and then ended up making par on the hole so it was slightly worth it!!

cherryghost

vibe666 wrote: »

one of the guys he was in hospital with in his 9 months recovery had to have one removed after he spent the whole day sitting on it and had totally crushed it without realising. :eek:

Why did you have to ruin my day? Thats gonna stick in my head all day.