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Did you ever sit on your balls?

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#32 15-04-2009 11:00am
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Magnus wrote: »

I don't think you understand what it is that Darwin did. He didn't make your balls huge, that's for sure.

The Origin of Species is better than porn, so technically....

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#33 15-04-2009 11:02am
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Get yourself one of these Link.

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#34 15-04-2009 11:03am
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FlutterinBantam wrote:

The ballsack just dangles loosely and is prone to squishing and side impact,especially when crossing ones legs.

You.. um.. cross your legs Flutt?

You might have to double check your equipment $:\$

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#35 15-04-2009 11:05am
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magick wrote: »

i swing mine like a set of medieval flails

Balls sound fun! I want a pair

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#36 15-04-2009 11:08am
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ibarelycare wrote: »

Balls sound fun! I want a pair

Strap On-Balls*:pac:

*patent pending

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#37 15-04-2009 11:14am
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i also cross my legs, but have developed a technique which refrains from my balls being squished.

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#38 15-04-2009 11:16am
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ibarelycare wrote: »

Balls sound fun! I want a pair

You can have mine for an hour

wait.. what

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#39 15-04-2009 11:17am
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Abigayle wrote: »

You.. um.. cross your legs Flutt?

You might have to double check your equipment $:\$

In all fairness, I think itd be worse if he was spreading his legs

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#40 15-04-2009 11:21am
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Upward Spiral wrote: »

You can have mine for an hour

wait.. what

That kind of talk gonna git you in trouble, son.

We are all really blokes behind these screens

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#41 15-04-2009 11:26am
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Just grow a fat arse. It serves as a cushion.
Haven't sat on my balls in years.

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#42 15-04-2009 12:52pm
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cherryghost wrote: »

i also cross my legs

In future please post only in pink. Consider it your "thing".

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#43 15-04-2009 12:54pm
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I have done years ago. What was worse was when I was lying on bed and one of them decided to venture north!! Stood up and was fine. Strange feeling though!!

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#44 15-04-2009 1:35pm
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cherryghost wrote: »

i also cross my legs, but have developed a technique which refrains from my balls being squished.

"prevents" that's the word you wanted isn't it??

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#45 15-04-2009 2:13pm
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yeah thats the one.

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#46 15-04-2009 2:15pm
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cherryghost wrote: »

yeah thats the one.

*giggles*

Don't know what you are giggling about...............

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#47 15-04-2009 2:17pm
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gone. dunno why i put that in tbh. but yeah, just cause i can cross my legs doesnt mean i've small/no balls or that im fruity, you just need to adjust your position in the correct manner.

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#48 15-04-2009 2:17pm
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Upward Spiral wrote: »

Hurts don't it?.

2.5 billion years of evolution and it's still possible to neuter yourself by resting.

Fcuk you Darwin

You obviously don't masturbate enough.

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#49 15-04-2009 2:22pm
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m@cc@ wrote: »

You obviously don't masturbate enough.

does anyone?

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#50 15-04-2009 2:24pm
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cherryghost wrote: »

gone. dunno why i put that in tbh. but yeah, just cause i can cross my legs doesnt mean i've small/no balls or that im fruity, you just need to adjust your position in the correct manner.

Ok yeah, well just give them a heft with left hand and shunt the ballbag up a bit, usually works for me.

No big mystery surely??

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#51 15-04-2009 2:29pm
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vibe666 wrote: »

does anyone?

Enough so that you don't sit on your balls? Apparently so.

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#52 16-04-2009 9:57am
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i don't know why, but i have a mental image of some bloke with massive nads bouncing round on them like a kid on a space hopper! :pac:

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#53 16-04-2009 10:01am
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vibe666 wrote: »

i don't know why, but i have a mental image of some bloke with massive nads bouncing round on them like a kid on a space hopper! :pac:

You're thinking of these guys (click the link in the linked post)

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59558995&postcount=13

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#54 16-04-2009 12:17pm
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An File wrote: »

You're thinking of these guys (click the link in the linked post)

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59558995&postcount=13

jaysus, you'd have to wonder how something like that occured, or at the very least WHY????
:eek::eek::eek:

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#55 16-04-2009 3:25pm
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I'm sitting on someone else's balls right now. ***wriggles from side to side***

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#56 16-04-2009 3:51pm
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silvine wrote: »

I'm sitting on someone else's balls right now. ***wriggles from side to side***

I thought I told you to bounce, not wriggle. And get off the laptop! :mad:

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#57 16-04-2009 3:53pm
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FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Ok yeah, well just give them a heft with left hand and shunt the ballbag up a bit, usually works for me.

No big mystery surely??

A swift pocket fix works for me!!

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#58 16-04-2009 4:04pm
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ibarelycare wrote: »

Balls sound fun! I want a pair

I'll swap you mine for your tits for a day!

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#59 16-04-2009 4:38pm
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tbh I'm not sure about the logistics of sitting on your own balls... some extra saggy scrotums on boards methinks, thanks for sharing.
By any chance do you nut sitters regularly do the fruit basket? I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this. O_ó

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#60 16-04-2009 6:10pm
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I heard a story similar to the deck chair story posted previously, except this guy was in a sauna naked and his balls flopped down between the wooden slats without him noticing. Sometime later he decided it was time to stand up and he ended up leaving his ball sack in the sauna. Ouch! So I think it's safer to wear shorts when sitting on anything with wooden slats if you want your coin purse to stay attached.

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#61 16-04-2009 6:20pm
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Specialy if it's hot.

The fcukers stretch out like parchment as they are very temperature responsive.

I was in a steam room with a couple of females and they kept marvelling at the length my ballsack sagged as the temperature went up,and the thinness of the sack

I went out and dunked her in a bucket of cold water and she tightned up like a moleskin purse.Ridges and a thick seam down the middle.Like the roof of a cat's mouth.

Fcukin women thought it was great.

Dead envious.

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