Hospital Visit

Homer

Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."

Charles is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds:

"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, the Prince moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:

"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle."

Now seriously troubled, Charles turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"

"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."

patmac

All excellent jokes, what do you have for lunch anyway?

Homer

patmac wrote: »

All excellent jokes, what do you have for lunch anyway?

mysterious

THIS............ is funny?

I'm laughing because I'm so gutted this is even a funny joke:pac:

Iwasfrozen

Yes, it is funny.
Seeing as you have allso posted in numerous other threads complaining about the Jokes I assume you must have alot of time on your hands.

Capt'n Midnight

Another classic, if only I could do the accent to tell it

mysterious

Iwasfrozen wrote: »

Yes, it is funny.
Seeing as you have allso posted in numerous other threads complaining about the Jokes I assume you must have alot of time on your hands.

Since you took the time to reply, and said I had alot of time on my hands as in your reply. Your post is a bit wasteful in that respect.

I have seen other jokes, I only seen two non funny ones, one is this one. I have my opinion. I don't think its funny.

Homer

Humour by it's very nature is subjective so not everybody will find every joke funny. Hey that's life. There is a rating system in place on boards so maybe use that instead of a "that's not funny??" reply? Or show us what YOU think IS funny

skinner2x

mysterious wrote: »

Since you took the time to reply, and said I had alot of time on my hands as in your reply. Your post is a bit wasteful in that respect.

I have seen other jokes, I only seen two non funny ones, one is this one. I have my opinion. I don't think its funny.

Oh go away.....

Capt'n Midnight

mysterious wrote: »

THIS............ is funny?

I'm laughing because I'm so gutted this is even a funny joke:pac:

Clue
National poet of Scotland.

Podge2k7

Good stuff Homer.!