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Romantic dinner

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  • 26-03-2009 1:15pm
    #1
    Homer
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    A man and a woman are having dinner in a restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, spots that the man is slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.

    As the waitress watches, the man slides all the way under and out of sight.

    Still, the woman dining opposite him appears not to notice.

    Finally, the waitress comes over to the table and whispers discreetly to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

    "No, he didn't," the woman calmly replies. "He just walked in the door."


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    Big Wave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 313 ✭✭Big Wave


    I don't get it. What door?


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    chavezychavez
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    Big Wave wrote: »
    I don't get it. What door?

    Ah lad, come on :cool:


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    Big Wave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 313 ✭✭Big Wave


    chavezychavez wrote: »
    Ah lad, come on :cool:
    What? Spit it out if you know.

    Edit: If you turn around & tell me that "slid under the table" and "walked in the door" are just euphemisms, then they're pretty crap. I had assumed the joke wasn't as bad as that. Am I wrong for expecting more?


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    geuro
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    Big Wave wrote: »
    What? Spit it out if you know.#

    If you turn around & tell me that "slid under the table" and "walked in the door" are just euphemisms, then they're pretty crap. I had assumed the joke wasn't as bad as that. Am I wrong for expecting more?


    You can't be serial?


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Big Wave wrote: »
    What? Spit it out if you know.#

    If you turn around & tell me that "slid under the table" and "walked in the door" are just euphemisms, then they're pretty crap. I had assumed the joke wasn't as bad as that. Am I wrong for expecting more?

    I'll put you out of your misery the lad that slipped under the table was not the husband. You can use one of these :o if you like!


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    Homer
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    Few things can kill a joke faster than explaining it :mad:


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    Big Wave
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    patmac wrote: »
    I'll put you out of your misery the lad that slipped under the table was not the husband. You can use one of these :o if you like!
    :o


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    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Homer wrote: »
    Few things can kill a joke faster than explaining it :mad:

    Sorry:o but he was suffering


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