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  • 26-03-2009 7:19pm
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    Cormb
    Registered Users Posts: 77 ✭✭


    Who were the last duo to play centre-fielder for Westmeath on all-ireland final day?........Foster and Allen!!!

    Q. What do you have when 100 Dublin fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A. Not enough sand.

    A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
    "Crap!"


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