talk to a complete stranger!!!!

allandanyways

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: asl

You: 19/f/Ireland

You: you?

Stranger: 20 m england

You: hey neighbour! lol

Stranger: ello

Stranger: so you have bf?

You: aye

Stranger: drat

You: you have a gf?

Stranger: no

You: hey we could be friends

You: don't need to be single to chat here yknow

Stranger: i want someone to love me

You: Can anybody find you somebody to love?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AdamusAdonis

allandanyways, that was just hilarious.

I had hoped this was just a bad start...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hows your face?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


So, I thought I'd give it another shot...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey baby
Stranger: wanna ****?
You: meh, you look like text tbh. Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I recon, seeing as I don't get the chance to engage in civilised conversation...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: What are your views on faecal matter?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: like the oppisite of 2 girls one cup
You: The operative matter therein.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'm was thinkin' this just wasn't for me... then this happened...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: What you calling me for?
Stranger: can i place an order to be
Stranger: deliveredddd?
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: did you hang up on me?
Stranger: chicken wings?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AdamusAdonis

Thought I'd give it just one more shot:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: here we go again
You: it's like quantum leap here.
You: you there Al?
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Fail

charmer

You: which came first chicken or egg??
Stranger: Nice
You: well??
Stranger: Egg
You: if u say so...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: oh hai
Stranger: hej
You: pedobears gonna getcha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Maybe not the best introduction..

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: evening
Stranger: asl?
You: ypq?
Stranger: ypq?
You: year/penguin/quilt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I figured if they could ask personal questions then so could I.

You: what are ur feelings on sheep?
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: there alright
Stranger: i like llamas
You: ohh..i just lost a little respect for you but then u gained it back with the mention of llamas
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: do you like emus?
Stranger: there like minature ostraches
You: nah they're a little too creepy... all long-legged n stuff
You: and beady-eyed!
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: i got bite by on
Stranger: *one
Stranger: hurt like a mofo.
You: did it hiss?? i've seen them hiss!!
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: well idk
Stranger: it made a werid noise
Stranger: then it bit me
You: describe this noise...
You: if it was a word how would you spell it??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: but heyy
Stranger: it's okay hun
Stranger: i still love y
Stranger: u
Stranger:
You: aww i thought we had something in common for a minute.. i love y too
You: what a great letter!
Stranger: yeahh i am great babe
You: you're not y you imposter!
Stranger: ofc i am
Stranger: loser
Stranger: i am eveywhere
You: so whats to the left and right of you then??
Stranger: anything i want
Stranger: eiffel, clouds, ur moms ass
Stranger: idk
Stranger: stuff like that
You: the correct answer would be x and z if you were really y dumbass!

Someone claiming to be y...they clearly weren't.

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i want to suck your blood
Stranger: ew
You: what?! its no biggy!
Stranger: you one of them twilight nuts?
You: ha ha no just thought id say somethin random... there are a lot of those freaks out there though arent there?!
Stranger: haha yeah
You: what i really wanna suck is...your toes
Stranger: bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Greenmachine

Stranger: Hey

You: Hello nurse

You: how is u

Stranger: i'm fine.

You: that's nice

You: where are u

Stranger: I'm in your pants.

You: how hot

Stranger: Oo ya.

You: that's how I like it

brendansmith

You: hi

Stranger: nice to meet you

You: Whats a ghost

You: ?

Stranger: ?/

You: 2 ghosts?

Stranger: i can't catch what you said

You: Do people ever tell you to the ghost?

Stranger: you believe this?

You: Why is the ghost?

You: I think i just saw the ghost?

You: I want to have a ghost

Stranger: but i don't believe it

You: What do you feed a ghost?

Stranger: you can become the ghost

Stranger: no ,

You: I want to have 2 ghosts

You: HELLO??

Stranger: i am here

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fluorescence

My first ever experience with Omegle was... strange! See for yourself:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I lost the game
Stranger: hi
Stranger: **** the game
You: You're just saying that cause I made ya lose
You: The game rocks
Stranger: no
Stranger: its the dumbest thing ever
Stranger: what makes it at all fun?
You: The fact that it cannot be beaten, making it therefore an everlasting persuit
Stranger: no, if its impossible to be beaten then why try?
Stranger: and it doesnt even pass time
You: Tut tut have you never heard that the fun is in the chase? Besides, it can pass time. I spent 3 hours abusing a friend once who made me lose after a year...
Stranger: its pointless
Stranger: theres nothing to do, its just oh i lost
You: No, it's more like: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *scream*
You: Self-inflicted mental turmoil FTW!
Stranger: yeah aka no fun
You: *sigh* You're clearly normal aren't you?
You: For shame....
Stranger: im far from normal
Stranger: i like snorting salt
Stranger: its way more funt than the game
You: Why snort salt? That's self-inflicted PHYSICAL turmoil. Not half as much fun. . . .
Stranger: no, it gets you really high
Stranger: its not even bad for you
You: That's what you think. Next thing you know, you try to make a melted tampon sandwich in the microwave and end up with half a face. That's bad
You: Salt..... Tis a dangerous thing my child
Stranger: no, its all good
Stranger: just stay away from marijuana
You: Ah but THAT'S where the fun begins you see! The game and marijuana have an unbreakable bond that has it's roots deep in the annals of history
You: Salt simply cannot compare
Stranger: well coke and heroin are a better compination than weed and the game
You: pfffffft naive young fool...
Stranger: no
You: What do you know of drugs? Nothing! I however am the drugmaster. I challenge you to a battle of the minds!
Stranger: deal, i know way more about drugs than you
Stranger: ask me a question about a drug
You: Prepare to be amazed: *deals* See? Told you
You: Ok question it is...
Stranger: haha you think youre the only one that deals?
You: What are the habitual snorting habits of the artic wolf?
You: Hmm?
You: the clock is ticking
Stranger: ......what the ****?
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: thats not a drug question, its a wolf question
You: 0 haha!
You: Ah but if you truly understood drugs, you would know
Stranger: fine what then?
You: They never take drugs. They're wolves. DUH
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: what are the 2 most common painkillers found in opium?
You: Ah my child, I already am. I have you to thank for that
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
You: morphine and your ma's chicken soup
Stranger: 4
Stranger: wow
Stranger: codiene bitch
Stranger: what were ecstasy pills originally made from?
You: Thinly sliced layers of marshmallows
Stranger: ohh close
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
You: skittles
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: mdma
Stranger: ask a real one
You: Ok.... Why is it that you wish to attempt to prove your "superior" knowledge?
Stranger: cause you said you know more..........
You: Ah, you see, that's because I do
Stranger: Stranger: What do you know of drugs? Nothing! I however am the drugmaster. I challenge you to a battle of the minds!
Stranger: well im proving you dont
You: You prove nothing except your own inadequecies
Stranger: youre the one who proved nothing
You: I have no need to prove myself to you. For I am the drugmaster (see above), and you are but a salt-snorting grasshopper
Stranger: how are you the drugmaster?
You: By simply being.
Stranger: aka bull****
You: For me: to live is to be the drugmaster. There is no other path for me: this is my life as discerned by fate.
Stranger: back up your claims, bitch
You: Only when you acknowledge the sheer amazingness of the game.
Stranger: fine
Stranger: it can be fun sometimes
Stranger: and its really clever idea
You: I see into your heart and know this isn't heartfelt. Say it with conviction!
Stranger: its amazing!
You: Use your outdoor voice! Shout it from the rooftops!
Stranger: ive changed my ways!
Stranger: I LOVE THE GAMEEEEEE
You: There we go Was that so hard?
Stranger: no, ive come to the realization the the game is great
Stranger: now prove yourself
You: Ok. *Is* See? I told you already: the proof is in my existence.
Stranger: do you really even deal?
You: If that's not enough for you, then here: *shows completely undeniable, concrete proof*
You: *deals* Why of course
Stranger: what?
Stranger: do you deal
You: "You: *deals* Why of course"
Stranger: what do you deal?
You: A nice dollop of game losing, with a side of hard drugs and the occasional soft. Mostly though, I inspire.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

xOxSinéadxOx

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I have a bread, and it's called pumpernickel,
Yum, Yum, Pumpernickel, Pumpernickel bread,
Barney has a bread, and it's called Pumpernickel,
Yum, Yum, Pumpernickel, Pumpernickel bread,

Here's a sandwich, made with white bread,
It's delicious, would you like a bite?
White bread, White bread, Yum, Yum white bread,
Yum, Yum, Pumpernickel, Pumpernickel bread,

This is a round break, called a bagel,
It's delicious, would you like a bite?
Bagel, bagel, yum, yum bagel,
Yum, Yum, White bread,
Yum, Yum, Pumpernickel, Pumpernickel bread,

This is a pocket, it's called pita bread,
It's delicious, would you like a bite?
Pita pocket, Pita pocket, Yum, Yum pita pocket,
Yum, Yum bagel,
Yum, Yum, White bread,
Yum, Yum, Pumpernickel, Pumpernickel bread,

This is made of corn mix called a tortilla,
It's delicious, would you like a bite?
Tortilla, Tortilla, Yum, Yum tortillas,
Yum, Yum pita pocket,
Yum, Yum bagel,
Yum, Yum, White bread,
Yum, Yum, Pumpernickel, Pumpernickel bread,

Tortilla, Pita, Bagel, White Bread,
Yum, Yum Pumpernickel,
Where's my pumpernickel,
Yum, Yum Pumpernickel,
Pumpernickel bread, hey!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ShooterSF

I love this. One of my favs so far:

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
You: people keep disconnecting on me
Stranger: aww
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: only on Tuesays
You: *tuesdays
Stranger: drag queen?
You: I prefer cross dresser. My wife doesnt like it though
You: She beats me
You: U?
Stranger: i dont blame people for disconnecting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Janicus

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: ah so your female
Stranger: tes
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it's my mistake
You: that's ok
You: where you from little lady
Stranger: korea
Stranger: how about you?
You: texas
Stranger: ah~~~~
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: you sunk my battleship
You: wheres my dog
Stranger: your dog?
You: have you seen my jumper
Stranger: ummmmmmmm no
You: did you eat my dog? i wont be mad i just want to know
Stranger: your dog?yes.. it'd delicious
You: what did she taste like
Stranger: apple , orange, grap
Stranger: where's my hedgehog
You: do you know the way to san jose?
You: i ate your hedgehog with some fava beans and cianti
Stranger: hahaha you are very fun
You: you dont know me
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ㅠㅠ
You: lol
You: i hope my doctor doesn't find me on his computer i kinda broke into his office im not supposed to be off the ward
You: I'm in St Marys hospital for the criminal insane
Stranger: wow!!!
You: and my diasapan is waring off
Stranger: you are great
Stranger: i'm just stident
Stranger: student
Stranger: i have many mintske
You: i feel a riot coming on! I wonder how hard it would be to shove nurse belvedere out the window shes such a bitch, she issists on giving me my meds in my ass. bitch they are oral meds they do not work when she does it that way ill show her, right in her ear
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love omegle!!:):):):P

TPD

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: fly
You: spry?
Stranger: why?
You: try
Stranger: pie
You: eye
Stranger: sky
You: die
Stranger: lie
You: cry
Stranger: bye
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Greenmachine

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 15/f/Ireland

You: you

Stranger: 16 m usa

Stranger: interested in cyber?

You: what's that

Stranger: cyber sex

Stranger: interenet sex

Stranger: like web caming

You: umm are you really 16

Stranger: yes i am

You: really

Stranger: okay I am really 32

Stranger: are you really 15?

You: I only 13

Stranger: thats ok

You: really

Stranger: if you want to?

You: I actually think it is a little icky

Stranger: hmmm

Stranger: so you dont want to then?

You: Not really

Stranger: its ok if you dont

Stranger: but if you do

Stranger: ill do it

You: creep

Greenmachine

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi

You: i can see u

Stranger: orly

You: fo sho

Stranger: so what am i doing besides sitting at a computer and typing?

You: you mean with your mouth

Stranger: no

Stranger: i can type with one hand

You: don't be embarreed

You: I noticed

Stranger: ?

Stranger: well you still have yet to answer

You: do you want me to spell it out for you

Stranger: sure why not

You: well you know that voice you have in your head that is me

Stranger: no, it was my own voice

You: so b4 I answer stop thinking

You: so much

You: your voice my thoughs

You: I am Big brother

Stranger: uh huh

Stranger: what is this i dont even

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badgerbadger

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: wanna see my cock?
You: you have a male chicken?
Stranger: ...em......
Stranger: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jackass]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: 5 reasons why it's a bad idea to have sex with a badger
You: go!
Stranger: you don't know them
Stranger: its akward
Stranger: its not right
Stranger: its weird
Stranger: and doesn't make sence
You: It was a good start, but I think the last 3 or 4 didn't really make a strong case. Some of them are even kind of the same
You: you sicko
You: you can't even give yourself 5 good reasons not to do it??
You: I'd hate to be a badger in your area
Stranger: huu?
Stranger: what
You: you disguest me
Stranger: ok
You: to redeem yourself....5 good reasons not to spy on your mother in the shower
You: GO!
Stranger: she's fat
Stranger: she's sings in the shower
Stranger: really bad
Stranger: you shouldn't spy on people in the shower
Stranger: she's way older then you proabbally
Stranger: and its my mom
You: your poor mother...
You: Only joking...it's me!! Your mother!! Hi!! I noticed you looking through the other day, so thought I'd mess with you on this! But if you ever do that again, I'll pull you in with me and make you wash my fun bags!
Stranger: what?
You: HAY!! It's Mom
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

useful_contacts

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


Stranger: I love horny duck

Stranger: r u?

You: pedobears gonna getcha

Stranger: awww ****

Stranger: it's all good mah dude

Stranger: pedobearz mad dealer

You: what about peadoduck?

Stranger: erm

Stranger: i kinda eated him

Stranger: *mah dealur

You: you kinda? how can ya kinda eat him- ya either did or ya didnt. was he tasty

Stranger: just realized dat

Stranger: he was delishuz

Stranger: like yo pussy

You: did you kill him or eat him whole?

Stranger: one big bites

Stranger: NOM

You: im a bloke - u into men?

Stranger: im into transexual ducks

KnifeWRENCH

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Hi! I'm a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet!
You: Excellent, I'm the exact opposite
You: We should fight crime
You: and drive around in a van
You: with sexy results
Stranger: Sounds excellent. What's your superhero name?
You: Captain Epic Sexy Awesome Fantastic Pants
You: Or "Bob" for short
You: what about you, M'lady?
Stranger: Mine's a lot more simple than yours. I am... THUNDERCUNT
You: Oooh I like it. It's like Thundercat, but with vaginas
Stranger: Exactly. I'm like Cheetara times a million billion.
You: So you wanna exchange sexually suggestive photos now or shall we enjoy a hot beverage first?
Stranger: I'd like a hot beverage.
You: Splendid.
Stranger: HO HO! I HAVE FOOLED YOU, CAPTAIN EPIC SEXY AWESOME FANTASTIC PANTS! I AM ACTUALLY YOUR NEMESIS, THE EVIL MOTHERPUNCHER!
You: Motherpuncher? Is that really the best you could come up with? What a letdown.

You have disconnected.

bronte

LulZ at Knife-WREEENCH :D:D:D

KnifeWRENCH

Ok this is definitely the weirdest one I've had so far!

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: nom
You: Aaargh, stop eating me!
Stranger: om nom nom nom!
You: I taste bad
Stranger: taste good
You: I'm full of syphillis
Stranger: taste like cookies
Stranger: ew
You: HA!
You: Now you have teh ghey! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: we just had a hepatitis outbreak due A McDONALDS EMPLOYEE HAVING IT
Stranger: I hate caps lock -.-
You: yeah well caps lock hates you too
Stranger: I know
Stranger: it's sad
You: and to think....you could have been best friends. if it wasn't for that fateful night......
You: *sobs*
Stranger: *unsuccessfully fights back the tears* i asked you never to mention that night ever again
You: Yeah, well you ask me a lot of things! I can't be everything you want! I'm ONLY HUMAN!!!
You: *weeps hysterically*
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I should be more considerate of your limitations
Stranger: I'm so insensitive *weeping ensues*
You: Mommy says you get mad when you've been drinking.
Stranger: Mommy is a lying whore, I haven't drank any alcohol since sophomore year of college.
You: LIAR! =O
You: *bitchslap*
Stranger: In all honesty
Stranger: When you go to bed at night
Stranger: ...
Stranger: No you're to young to know what your mommy does to herself
You: Does she........bake cakes?
You: Does she make rainbows?
You: Does she mutilate herself?
You: Does she play with kittens?
Stranger: yeah kittens thats it
Stranger: go to bed
Stranger: before mommy finds the clorofoam
You: Ok.
You: Night night.

You have disconnected.

herobear

we need a code so we know we're talking to boardsies


i love when im asked if im a specific person, playing along is fun.

r3nu4l

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Mars or Snickers?
You: Pepsi or Coke?
Stranger: mars
You: Yeah Mars is great!
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: coke is best
You: Aw Dammit, I thought we had something going there but I'm a Pepsi guy
You have disconnected.

r3nu4l

Got a great one this time.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi Joeseph!
Stranger: hi jacob
You: My name isn't Jacob! ???
You: Stop messing around Joe
Stranger: My name isn't Joeseph! ???
Stranger: Stop messing around Joe
You: What are you doing here then and what did you do with Joe?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: stop
Stranger: how are u?
You: Um, fine
You: You?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: Im pretty good
Stranger: 18 m
You: 57 f, California
You: retired from adult industry when they shut down grannyslappers.com
Stranger: u look younger
You: bet you say that to all the grannies
Stranger: !
Stranger: im in iran
You: Persian huh! Did you guys sort out all that trouble with the election
You: ?
Stranger: we are protesting!!
Stranger:
You: Cool, taking it to the streets! My grandson protests too.
You: He was real annoyed when they shut down grannyslappers!!
Stranger: !!
You: He said that I was his favourite on the whole site but I think he was just encouraging me
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: I should leave
You: Gotta go, my next appointment is here and I've to put my teeth in.
You have disconnected.

Bonavox

I've been playing with the angle that I'm a FBI agent who tracked the strangers IP address to a recently deceased man. Basically, I tell the stranger they're a prime suspect in the murder case Some of the good ones:

Stranger: male?
You: Yes, a police agent.
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Stranger: hi
You: Can I ask you your name please?
Stranger: megan
Stranger: no need to write a novel there turbo
You: I thought so. Well we've tracked your IP address back to this site. We have reason to believe you were in contact with Bob Parsons, the recently deceased 16 year old.
Stranger: funny
You: Have you been in recent contact?
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Stranger: hey m 18 england quite horny!!!!
You: Hello, my name is Agent Parker from the FBI. We have reason to believe your IP was in contact with the recently murdered John Wilder.
You: Did Wilder seem suicidal when you talked?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I don't know whether they get scared or bored haha.

PoliteFrisbee

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!





Stranger: Christ is your best friend!

You: Steve Christ??

You: Steve stole my Football..:(

You: Not very best friendish of him..:(

Stranger: No, Jesus.

You: Steve Jesus??

You: I'm afraid i dont know him..

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:cool:

Bonavox

So basically I was pretending to be a 16 year old girl, but when this sound Dublin bloke gets on, I tell, him I'm an 18 year old male. The moral: Never trust people on Omegle!

You: Hi

Stranger: m or f ?

You: f

Stranger: how u doin

Stranger: asl ?

You: 16 f ire

Stranger: whats ire

You: ireland

Stranger: really

Stranger: am from ireland aswell

Stranger: dublin u ?

You: dublin

Stranger: cool

Stranger: dont usualy get sum one from dublin ha

You: did u get here from boards?

Stranger: nah google

Stranger: u ?

You: ah rite

You: never mind, i got someone from brazil, its nice 2 hav a normal person for once

Stranger: ha tanx

Stranger: wat u mean brazil ?

Stranger: got lost der

You: somone from brazil, who spoke barely any english lol

Stranger: ha

Stranger: ya loads ppl here are annoyin actuly

You: ye it can get annoyin, wat has u uo so late

Stranger: an its only been my fisrt 10 min

You: haha

Stranger: cant sleep

Stranger: got a sore bak ha

Stranger: u ?

You: haha cant sleep either. ur not gonna start goin on about sex now like everyone else, are ya?

Stranger: nah am actuly real far from det ha

Stranger: dont see de point in talkin bout det

You: ye sooo annoyin

Stranger: its like msn cam =[ hate it ha

You: ye i no, a 12 yr old u kid wanted to show me his cock, i was lik "mayble later" lol

Stranger: ha u for real ha

Stranger: ah by the way am m 20

You: ye and asl does my head in. im 18

Stranger: thought u said 16 ha

Stranger: i dont no wats det mean isl

You: ha i have dat copied nd ready to paste

Stranger: haha

You: i toght u wer gonna be a strange one again lol

You: really: 18 m ireland

You: haha its amazin how much fun yu can have wit horny men pretendin ur a girl lol

Stranger: u malle 18 is it

You: ye

Stranger: ha ya i know

You: wuu2?

Stranger: ur a **** am an english man know **** off

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jumpguy

Had a convo with a fella who had the worst pick-up line ever. Lots of people fishing for wimminz at this hour. I AIN'T NO WIMMIN DAMN YA.

TanG411

You know that site is used for a lot of trolling from zoklet.net?
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=20366&highlight=omegle

herisson

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Stranger: 모두다

You: wtf???

Stranger: 꺼져

Stranger: ^^

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swingking

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Stranger: hey
You: what's the meaning of life
You: I mean, is there a reason why we are all here or what?
You: could we wake up tomorrow and it'd be all gone
Stranger: the meaning of life is too see how much fun u can have and learning to live life at the fullest u only get one life and there is only one of u and the world cant afford to loose u and we r all here 34 eachother to make the best of life as we can till it is over 4 all humanity. just live life at the fullest and be happy and healty thats it
You: I see therefore I am
You: to quote shakespere "Tomorrow, and Tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from days and days till the end of time. And all our yesterdays light the way to dusty death. Out out brief candle, life is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts upon the stage, it is a tale told by someone and is heard no more
Stranger: yeah bye
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davestar

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: ireland

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