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    #332
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: You make me feel funny
    Stranger: asl?
    You: When you come around
    You: Yeah that's what I found out honey
    You: What am I doing without you ?
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    #333
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: i like you
    You: you're great
    Stranger: hii
    You: apart from your hair
    You: which is really just awful
    Stranger: turkey you
    You: chicken me
    You: ha
    You: do you see what i did there?
    Stranger: male or female
    You: do teddy bears have genders?
    Stranger: yes
    You: i'm pretending to be a teddy bear today
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #334
    Keano
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,802 Mod ✭✭✭✭Keano


    Connecting to server...
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    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: tut
    Stranger: do when may..
    You: any day?
    Stranger: where are you from
    You: Small island , you?
    Stranger: you know..
    Stranger: com what may
    Stranger: come what may
    You: Jesus is Lord
    Stranger: where is the smal island?
    Stranger: next to uk?
    You: detective jones that u?
    Stranger: hey where is the small island?
    Stranger: country name?
    You: 20th largest island in the world
    You: north-west of Europe
    Stranger: where is the capital?
    Stranger: ??
    You: First settlement dates from 8000 BC. Lots of clues now
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #335
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: child, be peaceful
    Stranger: ^_^
    You: not that peaceful
    You: HIPPIE!
    Stranger: :D:D
    Stranger: are you crazy ?
    You: yes
    You: what about you?
    Stranger: nothing
    Stranger: you?
    You: many things
    You: all awesome
    Stranger: yes very awesome
    Stranger: are you serial killer
    Stranger: ^^
    You: those are just words
    You: only actions mean anything
    You: on a completely unrelated note,
    You: would you like to visit my house?
    Stranger: from ?
    You: i have many houses.
    You: i don't mind travelling to find you
    Stranger: ^^
    Stranger: your age ?
    You: age is but a number
    You: experience of life is all that matters
    Stranger: yeahhhhh
    Stranger: i love this
    Stranger: :D
    You: and i love you
    You: win win
    You: WIN
    You: WIN
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    #336
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Hard Shaw wrote: »
    You: Your coversations are **** and unfunny, stop posting.
    Carsinian Thau stops posting.

    OMG! A n00b is trying to tell me what to do. Of course, I'll follow your instructions to the very letter.

    Thank you for your help. How ever would I have survived without your input?


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    #337
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: heya
    You: i am so cool
    Stranger: snap, me to
    You: i'm cooler
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #338
    Quazzie
    Registered Users Posts: 28,973 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    You do realise you are allowed use the site and not copy and paste to here yea?


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    #339
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Quazzie wrote: »
    You do realise you are allowed use the site and not copy and paste to here yea?

    agreed.. it's a thread for funnies, not everything.

    edit: he has 25 posts in this thread..?


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    #340
    Hard Shaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Hard Shaw


    Deleted User wrote: »
    agreed.. it's a thread for funnies, not everything.

    edit: he has 25 posts in this thread..?
    The guy is deluded and thinks his converstations are from a comedic genius. Sad really.


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    #341
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Quazzie wrote: »
    You do realise you are allowed use the site and not copy and paste to here yea?
    Deleted User wrote: »
    agreed.. it's a thread for funnies, not everything.

    edit: he has 25 posts in this thread..?

    Point taken. Sorry. :o
    Hard Shaw wrote: »
    The guy is deluded and thinks his converstations are from a comedic genius. Sad really.

    I never claimed to be funny. I use a sarcastic wit which obviously doesn't count. Check my above post to you for evidence.

    Also, feel free to add me to your ignore list if you don't want to read what I post. I'm sure it'll make your life a lot easier.


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    #342
    Hard Shaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Hard Shaw


    Carsinian Thau wrote: »
    Point taken. Sorry. :o



    I never claimed to be funny. I use a sarcastic wit which obviously doesn't count. Check my above post to you for evidence.

    Also, feel free to add me to your ignore list if you don't want to read what I post. I'm sure it'll make your life a lot easier.
    Sarcastic wit? Lol, your post to me made me cringe it was so bad. I might just take you up on your offer.


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    #343
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Stranger: looking for a girl that wants cybar sex?
    You: i have aids :(
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #344
    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    Hard Shaw wrote: »
    Sarcastic wit? Lol, your post to me made me cringe it was so bad.

    Once again, you're reading too much into what I say. I said sarcastic. Not biting or cutting wit. Just sarcastic.

    And everyone knows that sarcasm is rarely funny.
    Hard Shaw wrote: »
    I might just take you up on your offer.

    Please do. Of course, it's not actually an offer. More of a suggestion. Seeing as we're being so pedantic. :rolleyes:


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    #345
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,080 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Hard Shaw wrote: »
    The guy is deluded and thinks his converstations are from a comedic genius. Sad really.
    Banned for abuse.


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    #346
    Nerin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,523 ✭✭✭✭Nerin


    You: dad

    Stranger: what?

    You: dad?

    You: is that you?

    Stranger: who are you?

    You: your son

    You: right?

    Stranger: who is you?

    Stranger: i'm not your dad!

    You: oh

    You: aw

    You: not again

    You: :(

    Stranger: i'm sorry, kid

    Stranger: i already have kids

    Stranger: and you ain't one of em
    You: oh


    You: are they delicious?

    You: nyom

    Stranger: i haven't tasted them yet

    You: O_o

    You: oh my
    You: O_o


    Stranger: shut up!
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    #347
    DubMedic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,249 ✭✭✭DubMedic


    Stranger: hi

    You: hi

    Stranger: asl

    You: asl is boring

    Stranger: no its nt

    You: yes it is

    Stranger: fúk u

    You: you wish

    Stranger: y r u female

    Stranger: and a legal age

    You: maybe

    Stranger: well if so then yes i do

    You: strawberries

    Stranger: wtf

    You: yes

    Stranger: strawberries?

    You: yeah, blue ones

    Stranger: wat r u on about

    You: strawberries

    Stranger: ur fúkin confusin r u gonna sex talk me or not

    You: no

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :cool:.

    .


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    #348
    Happynappy
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Happynappy


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: Hi

    Stranger: hey ;)

    You: I've got to go now, thanks for chatting

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    #349
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Stranger: Hi Canti!
    You: hello.
    You: where are you from?
    Stranger: Sexyland
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #350
    jumpguy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    Christ some serious horny teens on at this hour (shut up).

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: Okay, I'll start, hi

    Stranger: Hi

    Stranger: M/f?

    You: Male, sorry

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    EDIT: It happened again!!!

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    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    Stranger: hi

    You: Hi

    You: How're you?

    Stranger: f or m?

    You: Male, sorry

    Stranger: fine haha

    Stranger: i m f

    You: International Monetary Fund?

    Stranger: ?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    EDIT2: This is good craic

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: hey
    You: How're you?
    Stranger: good
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 78 Male Mexico
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    #351
    viersen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1 ✭viersen


    Stranger: hey
    You: jajaja this place is funny
    You: how are you
    Stranger: ya i no
    Stranger: 14
    Stranger: u?
    You: 17
    You: boy or girl
    Stranger: boy U?
    You: girl
    You: pretty
    Stranger: shweet
    You: i made your day ha
    Stranger: yes definitly
    You: how old is your mom
    Stranger: that was random
    Stranger: 41 i think why?
    You: is she hot?
    Stranger: idk shes my mom
    Stranger: thats gross
    You: i know
    You: i mean for me
    Stranger: then yd u ask
    You: im a dirty lesbian
    Stranger: o really?
    You: yeah
    You: i like to eat pussy just like you
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: can i like urs :D
    You: mine what
    You: ?
    Stranger: ur pussy
    Stranger: :D
    You: yeah
    Stranger: sweet
    Stranger: mabye us and another girk can have a 3 way
    You: yeah ask your mother
    Stranger: id rather not
    You: dont worry ill be the only one that touchs her
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    #352
    Sherifu
    Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Stranger: hi
    You: hello
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: cuba
    Stranger: oh ok, australia :)
    Stranger: age?
    You: 18
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: shemale
    You: oops, female
    Stranger: lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #353
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    You: Where you from?
    Stranger: US. You?
    You: Tajmahal
    Stranger: Cool.
    You: Are you cold?
    Stranger: No, Why?
    You: You said cool.
    Stranger: Oh, it just means ok.
    You: Oh. I'm sorry. My English is not exceptional.
    Stranger: That's ok. I just think it's great you can speak another language.
    You: Would you like to learn to say something in my language?
    Stranger: Sure.
    You: Póg mo h-óin agus tiocfaidh ár lá...America.
    Stranger: How do you say pog?
    You: You mean phonetically?
    Stranger: Yes.
    You: You say it like rogue. It means "I come from America"
    Stranger: Cool. Do you go to university?
    You: Yes. How did you know?
    Stranger: Everyone goes to university if they're Europan.
    You: Are you a saucepan?
    Stranger: Huh?
    You: Are you a chef?
    Stranger: No I'm an accountant.
    You: Could you work with my figures?
    Stranger: I'll try.
    You: If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?
    Stranger: Hm

    <no response for 10 minutes>

    Stranger: I can't do this one.
    You: I'd fire you.
    Stranger: Why?
    You: For being a bad accountant. I'd say you caused the world wide recession single handedly.
    Stranger: Haha. I'm sorry, I've never seen this one before
    You: That's ok. It's on our state exam. If you do not pass our state exams you can never work.
    Stranger: Wow, harsh


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    #354
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Stranger: hi there
    Stranger: 3
    Stranger: 2
    Stranger: 1
    Stranger: 0
    Stranger: bang
    You: hi
    You: am i dead?
    Stranger: i think so
    You: it all seems so real
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: a or b question
    Stranger: pc or tv
    You: or
    Stranger: you can choose only one
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: did you choose 'or'
    Stranger: you mean?
    You: yes i chose or from a or b
    You: is this like algebra?
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: no i think
    Stranger: let's keep going
    Stranger: batman or superman
    You: spiderman?
    Stranger: oh..............
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: you can olny choose bat or sup
    You: oh ok
    You: i thought i could choose anyone
    You: i choose superman so
    Stranger: cool
    Stranger: it's your turn
    You: yes this is pleasant
    You: oral or anal
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: um......
    Stranger: anal
    You: giving or receiving?
    Stranger: giving
    You: to a male or female?
    Stranger: ............. omg
    Stranger: what do you want from me
    You: your bank account details?
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: wow you are so funny
    You: validation
    Stranger: where are you now
    Stranger: jail ?
    You: at my desk
    You: ...in jail
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: funny
    Stranger: are you working now
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: i mean are you in your office
    You: i own the building
    You: so no one can give out to me
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: what time is it there?
    You: 10:00
    Stranger: pm or am/
    You: or
    Stranger: lol
    You: are we playing that game again?
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: a or b question
    You: am
    Stranger: peanut butter or jelly
    You: butter
    Stranger: ...........hahahah
    Stranger: really, you have to be comedian something
    You: how did you know?
    Stranger: are you comedian?
    You: yes
    Stranger: stranger
    Stranger: you
    Stranger: are
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: funny
    Stranger: lol
    You: you know you can type in one line and then hit enter? you dont have to hit enter after you type each word
    Stranger: oh i know
    Stranger: are you in spain ?
    You: no
    You: are you?
    Stranger: nope
    You: are you in the united states of america?
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: are you
    You: no
    You: is it true they have flying machines in america?
    Stranger: omg
    Stranger: yeah i guess
    Stranger: it's uk right
    Stranger: ?
    You: we only have donkies here for transport
    You: hint: if mexico is the same as usa then we are part of the uk
    Stranger: oh i see give me more hint
    Stranger: or just wait for me
    You: how long?
    Stranger: just second
    You: youre late....
    Stranger: france?
    You: wee
    Stranger: wee?
    You: yes
    You: all down my leg
    Stranger: ..........oh
    You: i have a urinary infection
    You: excuse me please


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    #355
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

    You: give me some ideas for dinner?
    Stranger: chinken
    You: is that a chinese chicken?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #356
    Loomis
    Registered Users Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Loomis


    Stranger: hey
    You: Hi
    You: Would you dance, if I asked you to dance?
    Stranger: r u a chick?
    You: Ok
    Stranger: then no


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    #357
    fillmore jive
    Closed Accounts Posts: 649 ✭✭✭fillmore jive


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hey
    You: where are you from?
    Stranger: indiannapolis
    You: what?
    Stranger: its in indiana
    Stranger: are you from america?
    You: whats america?
    Stranger: where you from?
    You: ireland
    You: wheres america?
    Stranger: wow dumb ****
    You: what do you mean dumb ****?
    Stranger: its what you are
    You: you probably dont know where catalonia is
    You: and i dont call you a dumb ****
    Stranger: i live inthe most powerful country in the world
    You: so you live in greece?
    Stranger: no\
    You: but theyre the most powerful country in the world
    You: they have their own alphabet and all
    Stranger: the united states of america is the most powerful country in the world
    Stranger: look at it this way
    Stranger: if greece and america went to war, america would ****ing own.
    You: what do america own?
    You: where is this america place you speak of?
    Stranger: **** you harold

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I was sooooo tempted to give in and call him an arrogant twat:pac:


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    #358
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    Stranger: hi
    You: hey there sport
    Stranger: how r ya
    You: fine, you
    Stranger: doing pretty good
    You: so, you like stuff?
    Stranger: yep
    Stranger: love stuff
    You: well welcome to The Scary Door
    Stranger: crud...i was looking for the Hairy Door
    You: down the hall, second on your left, open the door
    Stranger: my toes are balding
    Stranger: nope
    Stranger: still in the game . . . . sport
    You: indeed
    You: do you like boards.ie?
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    mMMooooMMoooooooMMMM
    _MMMoooooooooooooMMMM

    Stranger: love em
    Stranger: specially the alien ones
    Stranger: () ()

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    OO OO OO OO

    Stranger: you?
    You: I don't get that last one, what is it>?
    Stranger: an alien...that omegle corrupted
    You: ah. Aliens are very corruptable.
    You: at least the one I met were
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #359
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    sorry about this...

    You: merk?
    Stranger: JERK?
    You: Merk is that you?
    Stranger: KRIS IS THAT YOU?
    You: Yes it is
    Stranger: KRISSSSSS
    Stranger: WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY TEXTS
    You: because you violated my ass with anightstick
    Stranger: NO. YOU WOULDN'T LET ME. REMEMBER?
    You: ah yes, I remember now. It was the vodka talking
    Stranger: YOU SAID THATS ADAMS JOB
    You: so who's been violating you lately?
    Stranger: NO ONE
    Stranger: THATS WHY I'M SCORNED
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #360
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stranger: hey

    You: hai

    Stranger: m/f?

    You: asl lol?

    Stranger: m 17 ireland

    Stranger: u?

    You: dublin

    You: Ireland ftw

    Stranger: age?

    You: 21

    Stranger: m/f?

    You: male

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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    #361
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Stranger: hi random stranger

    You: Hi would you like to answer a few questions?

    Stranger: ok

    You: Who is the president of my ass?

    Stranger: a gay dude

    You: Is it you?

    Stranger: no

    You: I think it is

    Stranger: no im not a dude

    You: hm

    You: back to the kitchen with you so

    Stranger: wtf

    You: lol

    Stranger: lol

    You: lol?

    Stranger: ok

    You: thanks

    Stranger: wtf

    You: Enjoy


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