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You: Hola
Stranger: how is going
Stranger: hey
You: Que pasa le tortillas?
Stranger: i dont know to speak spanish
Stranger: do you speak english?
You: no
Stranger: are u boy or girl?
You: que?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: I like role playing. Let's do it!
You: ok
Stranger: And if these new droids do work out, I want to transmit my application to the Academy this year.
You: ok
Stranger: What about that blue one? We'll take that one.
You: ...
Stranger: That's no moon! It's a space station.
You: ...
Stranger: Jabba's put a price on your head, so large that every bounty
hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.
You: ...
Stranger: You come from a nice planet.
You: ...
Stranger: You don't need to see his identification.
You: meesa jar jar binks
Stranger: Pardon me, sir, but couldn't we go after him?
You: no
Stranger: Come on!
You: noo
Stranger: This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.
You: right ok
Stranger: But they're not going to get me without a fight!
You: ye they wont
Stranger: Man your ships! And may the Force be with you!
You: and also with u
Stranger: The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.
You: right
Stranger: I don't think so, sir. I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things.
You: so fix it
Stranger: Holding her is dangerous. If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the senate.
You: screw the rebellion
Stranger: Artoo makes strange beeping noises only i understand!
You: ok
Stranger: Plug in. He should be able to interpret the entire Imperial computer network.
You: no
Stranger: The guns... they've stopped!
You: great
Stranger: I should have known better than to trust the logic of a half-
sized thermocapsulary dehousing assister...
You: your a d*ck
Stranger: Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander
You: yoda?
Stranger: You're a part of the Rebel Alliance ... and a traitor. Take her away!
You: no
Stranger: That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
You: are we in space
Stranger: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
You will find it a powerful ally.
You: your a jedi right?
Stranger: Not likely! I had to cancel my application. There has been a lot of unrest among the Sand People since you left...
You: Sand people?
Stranger: One thing's for sure. We're all going to be a lot thinner! Get on top of it!
You: no
Stranger: My scope's negative. I don't see anything.
You: YORE MA!
Stranger: You in, kid? Okay, stay sharp!
You: k
Stranger: If you don't mind my saying so, sir, I think you should deactivate the little fugitive until you've gotten him back to your workshop.
You: ok, on the job
Stranger: How long before you can make the jump to light speed?
You: 10 mins
Stranger: Where i come from? I was manufactured on Alderaan.
You: so was I no way!
Stranger: Surely he must be dead by now.
You: he is
Stranger: We're a little rushed, so if you'll hurry aboard we'll get out of here.
You: ok
Stranger: No, I don't like you either.
You: i hate u
Stranger: I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
You: i farted
Stranger: They came from behind....
You: LOL
Stranger: Copy, Base One. Luke, take Red Two and Three. Hold up here and wait for my signal... to start your run.
You: 10-4
Stranger: Can you rephrase that, please?
You: 10-4
Stranger: Can you rephrase that, please?
You: no
Stranger: This is not going to work.
You: so's your face
Stranger: You would prefer another target? A military target? Then name the system!
You: NORAD
Stranger: Okay. You guys got yourself a ship. We'll leave as soon as
you're ready. Docking bay Ninety-four.
You: 91, 92, 93, here we are
Stranger: Listen to them! They're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault! My poor master!
You: u suck
Stranger: Don't just stand there. Try and brace it with something.
You: ill use my lightsabre
Stranger: You must do what you feel is right, of course.
You: ok
Stranger: Look at him. He's heading for that small moon.
You: so
Stranger: She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
You: ok, on the way
Stranger: There are two Banthas down there but I don't see any... wait a second, they're Sand People all right. I can see one of them now.
You: ill kill them
Stranger: Where did you dig up that old fossil?
You: me back garden
Stranger: ... so I cut off my power, shut down the afterburners and came in low on Deak's trail. I was so close I thought I was going to fry my instruments.
You: ha............funny
Stranger: Because it is the answer!
You: no its not
Stranger: Sir, Luke is the best bushpilot in the outer rim territories.
You: i know, I AM YOUR FATHER!
Stranger: You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan.
You: ok...my mommy tod me not to take lifts from strangers
Stranger: And don't let me catch you following me begging for help, because you won't get it.
You: ok
Stranger: What mission? What are you talking about? I've had just about enough of you! Go that way!
You: no, you go that way
Stranger: Maybe they know what happened.
You: they do
Stranger: It's too dangerous with all the Sand People around. We'll have to wait until morning.
You: no, I wanna go now!
Stranger: Blast it! Wedge where are you?
You: over here
Stranger: What are you talking about?
You: YORE MA
Stranger: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
You: no
Stranger: Well, wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back! Play back the entire message.
You: no
Stranger: It was just Wormie on another rampage.
You: whos Wormie
Stranger: How did I get into this mess? I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
You: no its not
Stranger: As it was I busted up the Skyhopper pretty bad. Uncle Owen was pretty upset. He grounded me for the rest of the season.
You: nobody cares
Stranger: Hang on, Artoo!
You: no
Stranger: I suggest you try it again, Luke.
You: no
Stranger: Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him.
You: no he cant
Stranger: An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting, but no life forms were aboard.
You: nobody cares
Stranger: There wasn't anything you could have done.
You: I know
Stranger: How many guns do you think, Gold Five?
You: 4?
Stranger: Can you rephrase that, please?
You: 4?
Stranger: Can you rephrase that, please?
You: 4?
Stranger: Can you rephrase that, please?
You: NO
Stranger: Okay. Now, I'm going to put these on you.
You: ....*disturbing*.....
Stranger: We're too close.
You: lol
Stranger: Good afternoon, master. Did you have a long journey?
You: no..
Stranger: Well, I'm not going that way. It's much too rocky. This way is much easier.
You: ok, lead the way
Stranger: The droid belongs to her. She's the one in the message. We've got to help her.
You: go ahead
Stranger: Uh, I'm quite sure you'll be very pleased with that one, sir. He really is in first-class condition.
You: so's ur face
Stranger: And what of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical readout of this station, it is possible, however unlikely,
that they might find a weakness and exploit it.
You: no they won't i know them, their cool
Stranger: What happened?
You: nothing
Stranger: You mean it controls your actions?
You: yes, very much so
Stranger: Dangerous to your starfleet, Commander
You: yoda?
Stranger: General Kenobi, years ago you served my father in the Clone
Wars. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against the Empire.
You: Right
Stranger: An elegant weapon for a more civilized time. For over a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic.
You: An Garda Siochana are the Guardians of the Peace
Stranger: Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell! Get in there and don't worry about it.
You: Chewy!
Stranger: Boy you said it, Chewie.
You: Chewy!
Stranger: Don't worry, Chewie. I think I know what he has in mind.
You: Chewie?
Stranger: Not if I can help it. Chewie... jam it's transmissions.
You: ARGHHHHHHHHHH...
Stranger: You're a part of the Rebel Alliance ... and a traitor. Take her away!
You: yawn...
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Stranger: halooo
You: so this social networking thing is quite a hoot
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: so where ya from?
You: dublin ireland, where are ye?
Stranger: ha jokes on u
Stranger: ballinasloe, galway
Stranger:
You: good god!
You: boardsie?
Stranger: aye
You: woo hoo!
You: we win!
You: or should I say, I win!
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Stranger: halooo
You: so this social networking thing is quite a hoot
Stranger: INDEED
Stranger: so where ya from?
You: dublin ireland, where are ye?
Stranger: ha jokes on u
Stranger: ballinasloe, galway
Stranger:
You: good god!
You: boardsie?
Stranger: aye
You: woo hoo!
You: we win!
You: or should I say, I win!
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You: hi
Stranger: yo
Stranger: the game
You: 50 cent
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Stranger: R U barack Obama ?
You: nope
You: I would hope that the us president has more important things to be doing
You: OMG I JUST MORPHED INTO OBAMA!!!!!
You: gtg got more important things to be doing
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You: Howdy
Stranger: howdy
You: . . .
You: Lovely weather isn't it?
Stranger: no
You: . . .True
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Stranger: hairy penis imploder
Stranger: how could you?
You: i don't know, i just, i was going through a difficult time
Stranger: vulva
Stranger: discharge
Stranger: harry potter's magic wand
You: yeah. can we talk about something else? i want to move on
Stranger: move on with someone else.
You: but you mean the world to me, you can't just cut me off
Stranger: ok bby
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i want to know what love is
You: love is an elevator baby
Stranger: well then i'd like to ride it
You: what level?
Stranger: all the way to the top
You: you might get stuck
Stranger: its ok i have wd 40
You: that's about as useful as a eunuch turning up at a teabagging party
Stranger: g
Stranger: o
Stranger: o
Stranger: d
Stranger: b
Stranger: y
Stranger: e
You: if you leave now
You: don't ever fúcking come back
Stranger: i can so, i'm lady caca
You: boardsie?
Stranger: yup
You: no way?
Stranger: sideways
You: not for long, the arctic circle is melting
Stranger: fúck al gore
Stranger: he doggy styles polar bears for fun
Stranger: o
Stranger: k
You: pics or GTFO
Stranger: pics or it didn't happen
You: it didn't happen did it, you're circulating lies about al gore and a polar bear. how embarrassed do you think the polar bear would be if this came out?
Stranger: its the truth. and the polar bear wanted it, ok?
You: of course he did, it's al gore
Stranger: i haven't died yet, have you?
You: i have, yes.
Stranger: that sucks. sorry
You: pass on my regards to my family
Stranger: i shall
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Stranger: 24 m here
You: hi
You: 26 f
Stranger: from?
You: willyville tn
Stranger: how are u ?
You: im willy u?
Stranger: willy?
You: ohhhhhhh yeaaaah
Stranger: sorry?
You: its ok i forgive u0 -
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Stranger: what are your opionons on the illuminati?
You: They bore me
Stranger: how ndo you know them?
You: Oh same as anyone else, through that stupid Dan Brown book
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: i dont know thme thorugh the dan borwn book
Stranger: hess dumm]
Stranger: what do oyu know?
You: I know how to spell...
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Stranger: hey, 18 m uk and gay! you?
You: 19, f, straight
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Stranger:
You: Ello ello ello!
Stranger: sello sello sello
You: Is that a heart or a pair of balls?
Stranger: heart
You: c=<3
You: oh, thanks!
Stranger: u are weirdo
You: bubble wubble!
Stranger: hahahahahhaahha hubble bubble
You: no, I'm bored now, you ruined it.
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Stranger: hi,from ?
You: ireland
You: u?
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Stupid Frenchmen :rolleyes::p
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Stranger: It's easy for a man to feel his own prostate gland. It's a walnut-sized organ at the base of the bladder. It can be felt with the tip of a finger inserted into the rectum. Its texture and firmness should be similar to that of the flesh between your thumb and the rest of the hand when you make a tight fist. If you feel anything that is as firm as the knuckle, then that needs to be brought to a physician's attention.
You: Rawr
You: Oh, my, you're right, BRB!!
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You: This is Chris from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: Hey
You: Kapeesh?
Stranger: What?!
You: We received 8 complaints to our Customer Services Desk and tracked them back to your IP address. If you believe there has been abuse of your account by a flatmate/housemate, you need to take it up with the officer who contacts you.
Stranger: Is this legit?!
Stranger: (1) I think it was my housemate!
You: Can you please forward his name?
You: Of course this is legitimate, please do not question this, it is very serious.
Stranger: How much trouble will he get in?
You: Do you think the compromisation of minors' is a funny issue?
Stranger: No, but I would never do that!
You: It depends on whether he is found guilty, mitigating circumstances, compassionate regret, but he could be looking at time. Or you for that matter, if you refuse to forward a name.
Stranger: Ok I understand (2) sir.
You: Woah, you appear to have a history of such offences.
You: October 12th 2009: Attempted to procure naked pictures off Dutch 15 year-old girl.
You: September 18th 2009: Attempted to begin "cyber-sex" with 13 year-old American girl.
You: These are very serious offences.
Stranger: U gotta believe me man, I'm not guilty!
You: Have you engaged in sexual chat on this site?
Stranger: (3) Yes, but only with overage women. I think this was my flatmate!
You: I need a name for my report.
Stranger: Ok where are the omegle offices u would know if u worked there
You: I am operating out of Harrisburg, PA, our regional complaints department.
Stranger: How many complaits are there?
You: For you, 8.
Stranger: Ok give me proof that ur not some teenager with no life trying to scare me?
You: From what I can gather, combining the evidence from the complaints, you are an American male in his early twenties.
Stranger: (4) Ok ok! I think was my housemate Nic Garcia! My computer was left unattended.
You: Has he shown a tendency of grooming before?
Stranger: (5) Well now you mention it he has dated much younger girls before!
You: Thank you for your co-operation. Your housemate is going away for a long time. I will let the officers know of your assistance in this case.
Stranger: (6) No don't they might tell him! He'll kill me when he gets out, he has shown signs of violence beofre sir.
Stranger: before sorry.
You: Woah, dude.
Stranger: What?
You: June 15th 2009: Orally pleasured male friend in park... not cool.
Stranger: (7) **** YOU YOU ****ING SAD **** I HOPE YOU DIE, FBI MY ASSHOLE!!!
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(1) First attempts to drop housemate in it.
(2) Calls me sir.
(3) Admits to cyber-sex.
(4) Actually supplies housmate's name.
(5), (6) Accuses housemate of dating underage girls and acting violently.
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Stranger: rawr
You: easy now funny little man peach
You: ive got a magina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: loll:p
Stranger: magina!?
Stranger: wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaats thaaaat
You: do you love me?
You: are you playing love games?
You: with me
You: have you ever drank Balieys from a shoe?
You: we do some water colours together
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont play love games with you
You: do you think you could ever love me?
You: what about the boat times?
Stranger: loll
Stranger: i dont think i can love you
Stranger: theres only a girl in my liiiiiife
Stranger: sssssssooowwwwy
You: ill do with the way i dealt with curly jefferson
Stranger: wat?
You: do you think you could learn to love me
You: your playing love games
You: love game
You: do you love me
You: are you playin g games with me?
Stranger: i would not be able to love you sorry =D
You: im old greg, we could drink baileys from a shoe!!!!!!
You: papa dont make me beg?
You: i did home economics
You: i made a crumble
You: the teacher said mine was the3 best one
Stranger: straonge person you are lol
You: you rigid a bit like a bread stick
You: ive got the funk
Stranger: huh???
You: do need the funk!!!
You: the music the funk!
Stranger: lol cya mate
You: im old greg
You: !!!!
You: we could be the family funk
You: funky timess!!!0 -
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You: alrite
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: OH HELL NO
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: 51 male india (not really obv)
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You: hi
Stranger: Ho ho ho!
Stranger: im santa!
Stranger: bringing christmas joy to all!!!
You: im muslim*for the record, not actually Muslim!*
Stranger: well santa loves muslims
You: really, what about jews
You: ?
Stranger: he likes them to!!!
Stranger: are u naughtyor nice!!
You: but i thought you were santa!
Stranger: SANAT
You: sanat?
Stranger: I mean SANTA
Stranger: Santa!
Stranger: santa loves everyone!!
You: fraud....
Stranger: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Stranger: hey girl do you wanna see my cock?
You: im a guy!
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Stranger: Hey
You: Pics or GTFO!
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You: This is Chris from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: Hey
You: Kapeesh?
Stranger: What?!
You: We received 8 complaints to our Customer Services Desk and tracked them back to your IP address. If you believe there has been abuse of your account by a flatmate/housemate, you need to take it up with the officer who contacts you.
Stranger: Is this legit?!
Stranger: (1) I think it was my housemate!
You: Can you please forward his name?
You: Of course this is legitimate, please do not question this, it is very serious.
Stranger: How much trouble will he get in?
You: Do you think the compromisation of minors' is a funny issue?
Stranger: No, but I would never do that!
You: It depends on whether he is found guilty, mitigating circumstances, compassionate regret, but he could be looking at time. Or you for that matter, if you refuse to forward a name.
Stranger: Ok I understand (2) sir.
You: Woah, you appear to have a history of such offences.
You: October 12th 2009: Attempted to procure naked pictures off Dutch 15 year-old girl.
You: September 18th 2009: Attempted to begin "cyber-sex" with 13 year-old American girl.
You: These are very serious offences.
Stranger: U gotta believe me man, I'm not guilty!
You: Have you engaged in sexual chat on this site?
Stranger: (3) Yes, but only with overage women. I think this was my flatmate!
You: I need a name for my report.
Stranger: Ok where are the omegle offices u would know if u worked there
You: I am operating out of Harrisburg, PA, our regional complaints department.
Stranger: How many complaits are there?
You: For you, 8.
Stranger: Ok give me proof that ur not some teenager with no life trying to scare me?
You: From what I can gather, combining the evidence from the complaints, you are an American male in his early twenties.
Stranger: (4) Ok ok! I think was my housemate Nic Garcia! My computer was left unattended.
You: Has he shown a tendency of grooming before?
Stranger: (5) Well now you mention it he has dated much younger girls before!
You: Thank you for your co-operation. Your housemate is going away for a long time. I will let the officers know of your assistance in this case.
Stranger: (6) No don't they might tell him! He'll kill me when he gets out, he has shown signs of violence beofre sir.
Stranger: before sorry.
You: Woah, dude.
Stranger: What?
You: June 15th 2009: Orally pleasured male friend in park... not cool.
Stranger: (7) **** YOU YOU ****ING SAD **** I HOPE YOU DIE, FBI MY ASSHOLE!!!
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(2) Calls me sir.
(3) Admits to cyber-sex.
(4) Actually supplies housmate's name.
(5), (6) Accuses housemate of dating underage girls and acting violently.
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Stranger: are you a boy looking for pictures or "Cyber"?
You: No
Stranger: excellent
You: Are you?
Stranger: hell no, im trying to avoid the little bastards
You: excellent
Stranger: so where about in the world are you?
You: after your pics are they?
You: Ireland
Stranger: theyre after bloody anybodys
Stranger: ah awesome
You: Perverts!
Stranger: indeed, thats hormones for ya
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 23/m/england u?
You: hormones+boys=pervs?
Stranger: yeeeeahp
You: i thought it was boy+young+chocolate=pervs?
Stranger: nah they dont even need chocolate, just puberty to kick in, hormones everywhere
Stranger: so whats your a/s/l?
You: wait, if you're male, why did you ask am I a boy looking for pics or cyber?
Stranger: because this place is flooded with young boys looking for chicks, alas not being one of them im not what theyre looking for
Stranger: i figure i can save them the effort of trying, and save me the boredom
You: Would it not be easier to start with a/s/l rather than ask are they a boy looking for pics and cyber.........
Stranger: noooo, thats how they start and it makes people think im one of them, to be honest im not a fan of A/S/L, i like the lost art of the conversation, figuring somebody out
You: Ppl are good at cyber disguises
Stranger: well thats half the fun, im not looking for a soulmate, just a decent conversation
You: what if I were a girl looking for pics and cyber.....
Stranger: you'd be in good stead on this site
Stranger: possibly not for pics, cuz the young ones would be shy, but you'd definately get the cyber
You: Tut there's no fun if I can't see who's cyber doing me!
Stranger: i cant see the fun either way to be honest with ya
You: You sir, are boring
Stranger: i suppose that depends what you find interesting
You: wikipedia
Stranger: ah the rabbit hole that is wiki
You: rabbit hole???? ewwww
Stranger: yeahp, you fall into the hole, and click a link, find something else on there, click that link, and then the next, suddenly you're so very far away from where you started
You: i see, well bring string with you so you can get back to were you started......
Stranger: the oh so faithfull "back" button
You: http://greece.mrdonn.org/theseus.html
Stranger: im not sure if thats a troll link, so im really not sure wether i should click it
You: No! It's Prince Theseus and the Minotaurs maze, surely you done this in school?
Stranger: yeah the minotaur haunts me in my nightmares
Stranger: im terrified of bulls, so that scary ass half man half bull thing scares the crap out of me
You: I like nightmares, I don't wake during them, no matter how bad they are
Stranger: i dont have many
Stranger: its been years since i have had a really bad one, or even a decent dream
You: This conversation will probably trigger one when you fall asleep later
Stranger: i hope so, that "paranormal activity" was meant to but it never
You: Is it good, I wanted to go see it
Stranger: it was definately entertaining, but not that scary
Stranger: its shot with a home video camera, so it cant use the normal ploys of scary music to make things tense, but does a really good job of building tension, so it has to get points for that
Stranger: if you try not to read anything about it and just go and watch with no knowledge or expectations, its worth seeing
You: I see, better bring someone to give oral to, incase i get bored
Stranger: well whatever floats your boat
You: You should try, and while driving, it's probably the only thing that's still easy to do in a car and not get caught,other than drive
Stranger: i dont know, giving oral while driving seems pretty precarious
You: promiscuity is the way these days....
Stranger: but how would i see where im driving if my head is nuzzled down in the passenger seat?
You: they look for you.....
Stranger: but when they say "left abit......right abit" do i turn the wheel or move my tounge?
You: Do both, if they ment tongue and you turn the wheel you're dead, but at least you both die happy
Stranger: giving oral doesnt make me THAT happy though, i mean, i could die happier
You: Well then receive.........
Stranger: i could die eating chilli, watching MMA, while recieving oral, now that'd be awesome
Stranger: could be the way
You: Are you hoping she bites you and you choke on the chilli or something?
Stranger: no no, that would be painful, and frightening
Stranger: id prefer, it was all so damn good it was overwhelming and i just carked it
You: can you imagine that emergency call "i need an ambulance, I was sucking my boyfriends dick while he was eating chilli and watching MMA and now he's not breathing"
"Calm down, what chilli was it, who won?"
Stranger: Stagg, Anderson Silva
You: Yeah she's going to know who was fighting let alone win, she had her head in your crotch remember!
Stranger: good point that
Stranger: plus my missus hates MMA
Stranger: so yeah fair play
You: http://www.staggchili.com/default.asp
You: But she likes chilli?
Stranger: yeahh
You: And enjoys sucking dick while you're eating chilli and watching it......she sounds whipped
Stranger: does she ****e, she wont even be in the same room when i watch it, and its rare to get a blow
Stranger: hence the it all being so overwhelming if it where to happen
You: TBH i don't think Silva is a good enough show to go out with a bang.....
Stranger: silva is (almost) always an amazing show
Stranger: the only reason he put on a couple of lackluster fights was the **** opponents they gave him
You: Will Sanchez make a hash of things?
Stranger: sanchez is fighting penn, who in my opinion is up **** creak anyway
Stranger: and i hope he gets smashed
You: Or maybe he knows hill get smashed so he'll save his face and not bother making an effort
Stranger: nah its not Penns style, he will be a cocky little bastard untill he gets shut up (again)
You: GSP didn't look great in 100.......
Stranger: I dunno, he put on a decent show it just wasnt a show of dominance
Stranger: dan hardy is cool and ive had a chat to him on a couple of occasions, he's a really nice guy but i fear GSP will destroy him
You: GSP looks depressed tbh....someone should give him a blow before his fight se he at least looks happy in the octagon.....
Stranger: never going to happen
Stranger: you cant have sex, cant get a blow, not even a **** before a fight
Stranger: about 2 weeks before a fight
You: yeh like they're gonna know
Stranger: no its not like "they'll never know" its a self imposed thing
Stranger: the tension is good for your fighting
You: I disagree....blow the load and release some testosterone and get angry and hyped
Stranger: but you dont want to release the testosterone, you want as much as it as you can get to smash your opponent with
You: Fine someone tell GSP that if he wins he can **** them,then he'll be smiling about getting to release all the tension after the fight, i'm tired so i bid you a goodnight
Stranger: night
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You: pervs in here!
Stranger: you are?
You: NO!
You: there was
Stranger: oh gotcha
You: buncha weirdos
Stranger: those people are like 40 year old men with no lives
You: ew
Stranger: sorry if you are one
Stranger: lol
Stranger: then you just might wanna go & get yourself a girl & stop jacking off to a computer screen
You: im sorry if you're not one
Stranger: if i'm not a 40 year old man without a chick?
You: sucks doesn't it
Stranger: you are lol sorry dude go get on eharmony]
You: eharmony sucks donkey balls
You: but of you can't reel in the younger ladies maybe you should try it out
Stranger: lol yeah cuz 40 year old men talk like that
You: i wouldn't know what 40 year old men talk like
Stranger: oh well then youre not 40
You: That's you're opinion not a fact
Stranger: sure it is
You: Excuse my grammar
You: your*
You: much better
You: ............
You: *yawn*
Stranger: yeah
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Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there??
Stranger: the batman
You: the batman who?
Stranger: just the batman stupid
You: lol
You: knock knock
Stranger: come in LOLPWN
You: boo
Stranger: get the **** out of my house
Stranger: hey dude
Stranger: i'm leaving.
You: were room mates now
Stranger: don't be a stranger LOL
Stranger: oh ****
Stranger: well don't hide any weird **** under my bed, k?
You: you owe me rent
Stranger: do i?
Stranger: this is my house!
You: we've been through this
Stranger: don't start this again woman.
Stranger: don't make me slap you with the cat again
You: i slave over a hot ****ing stove all day and this is the thanks i get
Stranger: you'll get your thanks later this evening
Stranger: *hint hint*
You: no more blow-jobs in the hammock for you pal
Stranger: well if you put it like that, no more anal in public for you woman
You: not even the zoo??
Stranger: that's a different story
You: glad were on the same page bob
You: i can call you bob cant i/
Stranger: well tbh, my name is bob
Stranger: but you can call em bob if you like
Stranger: me*
You: cool
You: wats my name?
Stranger: bob?
You: yeah i like that
Stranger: or black asshole, but that's racist
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Stranger: asl
You: **** off
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i have huge breasts
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and a nice pussy?
You: no im just a really fat guy
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This is getting addicting.....I must stop.....
Until then.....
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: the sky
Stranger: haaaaa gud one
You: its the only one we have so kinda has 2 be good.....
Stranger: you took it too far
You: no i didnt take it far enough
Stranger: i disagree
You: that's your opinion, its my statement, therefore i'm right and you're wrong
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: unless you dont respect others opinions
Stranger: and by stating my opinion
Stranger: it is a statement
Stranger: therefore they are equal
You: Opionions are like assholes, everyone has one, everyone's stinks, except your own
Stranger: wow. which facebook bumper sticker youd take that from?
Stranger: or was it a t shirt
You: facebook is a car?
You: i don't stare at random peoples t-shirts....if you do that's fine
Stranger: .
Stranger: okay
Stranger: thats fine by me i respect that
You: Well you would or you wouldn't do it....
Stranger: no
Stranger: people buy shirts with funny comments
You: I don't
Stranger: so that others read it and think their cool
You: but they didn't come up with it...
Stranger: exactly
You: If I buy one can I be cool?
Stranger: and you sure as hell didnt come up with the asshole one
You: I know, but it's not from a t-shirt
Stranger: yes, you can think youre cool
You: well obviously im cool if i'm wearing a t-shirt during winter....
Stranger: not if theres a longsleve one underneath
You: Then i'm extra cool
Stranger: okay
You: It's like wearing socks over your shoes, it's badass
Stranger: this is true
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Stranger: HHEERRRROOOWWWW RANDOM STRANGERRR
You: herro excited person
You: having a good night are we hmmmm?
Stranger: EXCITED? NO.. FAN OF CAPS LOCK? YES.
You: angry?
You: shouty?
Stranger: ..SHOUTY WORKS.
Stranger: I SUPPOSE.
Stranger: ^_^
You: *puts in ear plugs*
You: yes I suppose it does
Stranger: BAHAHAH, I'M SOOWWWYYY. AM I HURTING YOUR EARRRZZ?
You: you'll like this so...
You: http://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=1496821
You: no you're not
You: not now
Stranger: YOUZ BE MAH NEW FAVORTIE PERSON.
You: I knew you'd like that
Stranger: I DOOOOO LIKE IT.
Stranger:
You: you have a new screensaver now
You: *smiles about happy person*
Stranger: (:
Stranger: WAAAHHOOOO.
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Great idea for a thread... Here's what I got.
You: So what's this site all about
Stranger: its just site where u can chat and get good friends like me...
You: why are you a good friend?
You: ;-)
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Jonny
You: u?
Stranger: harold
Stranger: male or female
You: male
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I think Harold was looking for a partner.. ;-)0
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