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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: asl.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: u should say hello
Stranger: not asl
Stranger: okay?
You: your german so bossy
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I went on to talk some dirty chat and have the crack with you's lot but the girl said she was 15 from South Korea and I got scared.
Figured she was FBI and I was about to star on 'To Catch a Predator' or something .. so I disconnected0 -
Some strange people out there...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: hi !
You: do you like rainbows?
Stranger: yes ..
Stranger: u ?
You: sure do
Stranger: nd so u like sex ?
You: ?
You: what's that?
Stranger: making love ?
You: my daddy loves my mummy...
Stranger: r they ****ing /
You: that's a bad word...
You: are you a bad person?
Stranger: n
Stranger: im sorry for saying the word baby
You: I'm not a baby! I'm 11 years old already
Stranger: ohh .
Stranger: i love u
You: hehe
You: you're funny
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: frm?
You: dublin
Stranger: india
You: i'm 14 f u?
Stranger: dublin is the capital of?
Stranger: 20 m
You: ireland
Stranger: so hw is ireland?
You: rainy
Stranger: i love rain!
Stranger: only when they are not too pestering, and not too often
You: whay you looking for
Stranger: is that a literal question or a philosophical one?
Stranger: anyways what do u do?
You: what
You: i'm in school
Stranger: so do u love science?
You: nope, your funny
Stranger: i loved it when i was in school
You: did you
Stranger: i was virtually in love with Newton
You: was she your teacher?
Stranger: haa..haa....
Stranger: no
Stranger: i mean his laws and numericals
You: i kissed my teacher
You: who?
Stranger: Newton's laws and numericals
Stranger: so how was the kiss?
You: nice
Stranger: hw old is ur teacher?
You: i think he is old like 30
Stranger: and why did u kiss him?
You: cause he brought me home
Stranger: u kissed him casually, from a friends point of view, or from a third sense?
You: what?
Stranger: i mean he reciprocated your kiss?
You: what does that mean
Stranger: it means ur too naive
Stranger: u need to know the world better
Stranger: before taking any decision
Stranger: dont get offended
You: i liked it though
Stranger: so have u kissed anyone ear;lier?
You: what?
Stranger: i mean a boyfriend?
Stranger: was this ur first kiss?
You: my teacher said he's my bf
Stranger: he is too old for u
Stranger: might be ur fathers age
Stranger: search one in ur own age group
You: he takes my clothes off i touched him
Stranger: he is a perv bastard
Stranger: talk to ur mom or dad
You: why
Stranger: it is a bad thing that he did
You: ahhh mr o'leary is nice
Stranger: i am giving u an advice well because u need it;
Stranger: i m elder to u
Stranger: seen a lot more world than u
Stranger: take my advice
Stranger: inform ur parents
You: 1i'm 16 soon and i like sex
You: 14 months
Stranger: 14 months doesnt count as soon
You: my breasts are big i like sex
Stranger: keep some difference between a girl and a slut...
Stranger: love only counts
You: you think sex is bad
Stranger: no,
Stranger: but sex without love is bad
You: why???
Stranger: love is eternal
Stranger: love is pure
Stranger: it has no wantings
Stranger: it is done without expectations
You: but i want sex
You: i want to be in playboy
Stranger: then ur brain is addled with dirt
Stranger: do u ahve both of ur parents?
You: ahhh don't say that
You: yes
Stranger: talk to them once
Stranger: speak to them the same thing u just said me now
Stranger: they will give u true advice, and shall direct u rightly
You: i did, they said i can be topless when i'm 16 in The Sun in the UK
Stranger: well then please never be a wife of a true Indian
Stranger: we respect women in clothes
Stranger: not women without clothes
You: ahhh i like people from india, my friend from school is from calcuta
Stranger: for us women is mother, sisiter, goddess, and
Stranger: our better half
Stranger: we dont view them as sex objects
You: but what's wrong with no clothes god gave a woman beatiful breasts and vagina
You: don't you like vaginas?
You: breasts?
Stranger: see women in clothes, they are more beautiful
You: god made naked people
You: my dad was a nudist
Stranger: and respect clothed them
Stranger: so save that respect
You: what's wrong with no clothes
Stranger: respect lacks in people with no clothes
Stranger: a dressed women is more beautiful than a naked women
You: but people are born naked .. naked is natural it is nature .. like mother nature
You: my mom is nice naked
Stranger: my mother never stays naked;
Stranger: and i love her that way
Stranger: are u there on any social networking sites?
You: do you like shilpa shetty
Stranger: yes...
You: would you not like to see her naked
Stranger: no
You: why
Stranger: i m not perv
You: god wants you to see her naked god did not make clothes
Stranger: i think i must go now
Stranger: i have a paper tomo
You: ahhhhh don;t
You: stay!
Stranger: i said i have a paper tomo
Stranger: bye
You: 5 mins
Stranger: change ur thinking before it is too late
Stranger: no more than 5 minutes
You: why, i love sex
Stranger: because u think it is awesome and cool and nice and stuff
You: i think god wants us happy naked and free!!!!
Stranger: bt it is a waste of time unless u r not in love
You: i do love
You: i love life
Stranger: god gave us brains
Stranger: and my brain suggests clothed is better
You: god gave us bodies too
You: both are good??
You: are you ashamed of your body??
Stranger: no..
Stranger: where do u ur mother keep her jewellery?
You: why don't you dance naked
Stranger: in the safe or outside?
You: on her
You: you should let go and be free i like you
Stranger: i said sex for me is a waste of time
Stranger: unless it comes with love
You: why is it waste i feel good
You: orgasams are lovely
You: i'd like to kiss you
Stranger: i wont...
You: ahhh why
Stranger: because kissing u wont make me feel great...
You: yes it will .. kissing is nice
You: do you have a girl
Stranger: u might be kissing me with sexual instigation
You: what;s that
Stranger: yes..i have a
You: i'm sorry .. do you love her?
Stranger: indeed i do
You: do you kiss her
Stranger: yes
You: ahhhhhh yeaaaaaaa .. you love her .. you love her .. xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Stranger: yes i said , i love her
You: does she have a nice body
Stranger: that is a secondary thing in my mind for her..
Stranger: primary is-is she happy
You: ahhhh your sweeeeeet
You: i'm going to be like Paris Hilton!!!
Stranger: i dont like her;
You: ahhhh, she's nice .. she's loves her dog
Stranger: well, 5 minutes are over
Stranger: i have to go
You: i want to be like Jenna Jameson some day and have my own pool
You:
Stranger: ae u there on gtalk?
You: no
Stranger: ok, then..
Stranger: i must take ur leave
Stranger: and if possible read about indian women
You: there is some indian women in Playboy I have
Stranger: a true indian women
You: there are not true??
You: is Shilpa Shetty true?
Stranger: read about Saraswati, parvati
You: Shilpa took Jade's oxo cube
Stranger: read about ghandhi's wife
Stranger: kasturba ghandhi
Stranger: bye
Stranger: have a good day
You: bye .. I love you
You: mmmmmwwwwaaaaaah!!!!!
You: you'll see me in Playboy someday .. my name is Jenny from Ireland!!! Bye!!!!
Stranger: i dont see playboy..
Stranger:
You: You'll see me on TV .. I'm gonna be like Pamela Anderson!!!
You: Remember me!! I'm gonna have a pool and run around naked in malibu beach in California!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: herro
Stranger: wuzz upp
You: i'm ronery
Stranger: im tonya
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dr.bollocko wrote: »You: suck your lips? Why is there like some barbeque sauce on there or something?
Stranger: yessssssssssss
Stranger: nutella
You: Hand it here and I'll put it on me nut sack.
You: Not for your benefit obviously. It's good for the herpes.
You: That and surprisingly enough coconut oil.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello there!
You: hey
Stranger: I'd like you to star in my new motion picture.
You: is it porn?
Stranger: It's an action-adventure romantic comedy targeted at a mature audience.
You: so its porn?
Stranger: Well, the film is titled Robocock 7.0: The ****ening.
You: oh yaaaaa
Stranger: We'll pay you a few hundred for the job.
You: im in
You: ive already starred in such classics as..
You: chitty chitty gangbang
You: forrest hump
You: a tale of two titties
You: juranal park
Stranger: Wait... who did you play in Juranal Park?
You: i was big cock number 27
Stranger: Oh, the one with the blond hair?
You: ya
Stranger: Oh my goodness.
Stranger: You played one of the teachers in Hairy Putter and the Sorcerer's Stones.
You: ya man i was dumbledong
Stranger: That was the film that inspired my directing career!
You: really
Stranger: Yeah!
You: im glad i had an impact on your work
Stranger: Me and my ex used to watch it all the time for "inspiration".
Stranger: But enough about the dark periods of my life.
You: wow, im glad i inspired you
Stranger: We have a few parts available.
Stranger: We have not cast a costar as of yet, sadly.
You: wat will i be doing exactly?
Stranger: Would you like to fill the void or would you prefer to be an extra?
You: oh i wanna fill the void
Stranger: Alright.
You: i dont come cheap though
Stranger: Can you take a cock wrapped in tinfoil up the ass?
You: no man
Stranger: Okay...
You: oh wait is this gay porn?
Stranger: Then you can't be the costar, sadly.
Stranger: It's bisexual porn.
You: oh sure wat the hell i'll be the costar
Stranger: Whoever we manage to get as the costar decides that.
Stranger: Okay then.
You: why is the cock wrapped in tinfoil?
Stranger: I recommend that you practice with a dildo or cucumber wrapped in tinfoil.
Stranger: It's because he's a robot.
You: oh yes
Stranger: It is part of the Robocock series after all.
You: ya i have a few cucumbers around
Stranger: The series has been a big hit here in Alaska.
You: who is playing the part of robocock?
You: alaskans like gay porn?
Stranger: Same as always, Jonathan Krackenberg.
You: oh ****
Stranger: Like I said...
Stranger: it depends on the gender of the costar.
Stranger: Robocock 3 has actually gathered a Rocky Horror-esque midnight audience at a few theaters here.
You: wait though i have a question
Stranger: Similar to how The Room became a hit in LA... yes?
You: wat is a costar?
Stranger: In this case, the main character who Robocock does most of the ****ing to.
You: oh co-star
You: crap ya
Stranger: Yes.
Stranger: Our co-star is always the main villain.
You: so robocock will be ****ing me?
Stranger: At the end of the movie.
You: wait im not sure about this
Stranger: We have a scene where you're ****ing this asian girl to death because she didn't bring you her drug money.
You: ok thats cool
You: im not sure about the gay stuff
You: this robocock guy
You: how many inches we talking here?
Stranger: I haven't checked recently, but I know it's somewhere between seven and ten inches.
You: oh sweet jesus
Stranger: If you're not sure about this, it's okay.
Stranger: We'll get a stunt double for the final scene.
You: ya im having my doubts about this
You: ya a stunt double would be good
Stranger: It's okay, we've done it before for Robocock 5.
Stranger: The co-star in that one had the same doubts as you did.
You: oh robocock 5 was a classic
Stranger: I know.
You: some great scenes
You: especially the last one with the gay midget leather bukkake gangbang
Stranger: Oh yeah, and that one midget who was actually bigger than Robocock.
You: ya wat was with that
Stranger: I found that rather surprising, to be honest with you.
You: ya so did I
Stranger: I had no idea he was that big until we shot the scene.
You: really?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: There's this girl who always checks for this sort of thing.
Stranger: I never get any info back from her.
You: oh did u fire her?
Stranger: No, she's rather good in bed.
You: nice
You: wait was she the one at the beginning of robocock 2?
Stranger: No, you're thinking of Robocock 4.
You: oh thats right
You: she was hot
Stranger: That was Michelle Hardesty in Robocock 2.
You: yes, i did a scene with michelle u know
Stranger: Oh yeah...
You: shes not very good
Stranger: I remember Sleeping With Seattle.
You: whines a lot
You: u know i turned that down
Stranger: Oh, right.
Stranger: The guy kinda looked like you though.
You: Ya they decided to hire a lookalike
You: but it wasnt as good as the real thing
Stranger: Do you know who the lookalike is?
Stranger: He'd be good for a stunt double.
You: I think his name was Justin Walsh
Stranger: Oh, do you have his contact information?
You: I dont, we dont speak anymore
You: He tried it on with me when i was drunk one night
You: I dont really wanna talk about it
Stranger: I thought that was just a rumor...
You: no its true
You: wait why do u want his contact info for?
Stranger: Like I said, he'd be a good stunt double.
You: Oh for the gay scene yes
You: Ive starred in a few lepreporn movies too
Stranger: Oh yeah... those Bigdick Davis vehicles.
You: yes
Stranger: I've never seen them.
You: theyre amazing
Stranger: My wife said they were good though.
You: U have a wife?
Stranger: That girl we were talking about from Robocock 4.
You: Michelle Hardesty??
Stranger: No.
Stranger: Sue Chamberlin.
You: oh yes michelle was robocock 2
You: wow ur a lucky man
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: She has many stories about Krackenberg she tells me in bed.
You: Krackenburg is good
You: but i still dont want to do a gay scene with him
Stranger: Well, like I said, we'll need to find a stunt double.
You: ok
Stranger: We'd pay you a couple hundred bucks extra if you did it, but okay.
You: ohhh..
You: u know what....i'll do it
You: now wheres that cucumber
You: i gotta run, im currently shooting a scene for "shaving ryans privates"
Stranger: Oh, they're doing a remake?
You: yes and im ryan
Stranger: Great... now the porn industry's getting in on that remake ****.
Stranger: Don't get me wrong, you're a good actor
Stranger: but I really don't like remakes that much.
You: its gonna be awesome though
You: so anyway i'll meet u tomorrow for robocock 7
Stranger: Okay.
You: and i'll do that scene
Stranger: I'll pay for your flight to Alaska if necessary.
You: Ok man
You: bye
Stranger: Alright.
Stranger: I'll call you.
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You: Hiiii! Say something new, say something fun, think of something unexpected!
Stranger: asl?
You: sigh
You: asl = anal sex lubricant
Stranger: M/F?
You: m/f = mother fcuker
Stranger: lol u female?
You: do you actually HAVE an original thought in your head?
Stranger: umm u female?
You: duh asl duh m/f duhhh u female derr derrrr slobber
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Stranger: heey
You: yeeh!
Stranger: asl?
You: 45/ts/iran
You: a/s/l?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Crap
You: its you again
You: I KNEW IT
Stranger: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
You: alrighty then
Stranger: who?
You: who yes
Stranger: who no
You: who maybe?
Stranger: who not
You: who why
Stranger: who know?
You: who is?
Stranger: who isn't
You: who has
Stranger: who did
You: who didnt
Stranger: who hasn't
You: who will
Stranger: who won't
You: who can
Stranger: who shant
You: who said
Stranger: who begged
You: who asked
Stranger: who fled
You: who stayed
Stranger: who answered
You: who asked
Stranger: ha! you loose!
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Oh, it's you again stranger.
Stranger: No, I am you
Stranger: You are stranger
You: I think you might be confused.
Stranger: I think it is you who is confused
You: I'm not confused. I'm you.
Stranger: If you are me, and I am you, are we one?
You: I guess so.
You: Must be the scizophrenia kicking in again.
You: I knew I should have taken my meds today.
Stranger: learn2spell0 -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: muslim
You: swiss
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dr.bollocko wrote: »That's fecking hilarious. I don't even care if it didn't actually happen.0
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Ah memory's of this, I had a big chat with a guy from Australia and some how convinced him that we went to the same college in Australia and that we should meet up when college starts and he gave me his phone number and everything it was amazing/scary/brilliant/sad. I loved it/hated it0
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Ah memory's of this, I had a big chat with a guy from Australia and some how convinced him that we went to the same college in Australia and that we should meet up when college starts and he gave me his phone number and everything it was amazing/scary/brilliant/sad. I loved it/hated it
The place is a double edged sword.
The last time I was on it a young girl (said she was anyway) said that here Dad had died and she blamed herself and that her mother wouldn't talk to her since the funeral and that she was thinking what's the point in living ..
I freaked out, had images of this teen with a few bottles of pills sitting on her bed somewhere crying and stupid fcuk OutlawPete was gonna be her last form of human contact.
Was a nightmare and I chatted for close to an hour trying to convince her to live
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OutlawPete wrote: »The place is a double edged sword.
The last time I was on it a young (said she was anyway) said that here Dad had died and she blamed herself and that her mother wouldn't talk to her since the funeral and that she was thinking what's the point in living ..
I freaked out, had images of this teen with a few bottles of pills sitting on her bed somewhere crying and stupid fcuk OutlawPete was gonna be her last form of human contact.
Was a nightmare and I chatted for close to an hour trying to convince her to live
Never again, I'm done with that thing ..
Very true, I was on a different forum *cough*Sig*cough* and we were all on it and I copped straight away that the chap was on the forum and on a wind up so I went with it turned it back on him and everything t'was great, then he posted it on the forum and I copied the end bit and said yu left out a bit (Which he had) He cracked up
EDIT: Reading back on the other I also forgot to mention I said I was a girl and he wanted me to visit him, and he was saying all.. ya know... dirty stuff.0 -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fag
You: Heya
You: WHAT!
You: >:(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: **** you
Stranger: when and where(:
You: when and where
Stranger: WHEN AND WHEREE?
You: where
Stranger: here.
You: i need a ****
Stranger: you need a ****?
Stranger: wtf?
You: coffee table?
You: glass one
Stranger: what are you talking about!?
You: **** you
You: coffee table
You: ****
You: glass
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You: hello
Stranger: cat or dog person
You: I am a sheep person
You: in fact i was raised by a ram
Stranger: cat or dog person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ****ING DOG
Stranger: JERK
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how did i not know about this till now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyheyhey
Stranger: asl
You: 21 m dublin u
Stranger: 19 m us
You: huh where
Stranger: United states
You: of dubai
Stranger: of america
You: oh my bad
You: what part
Stranger: North carolina
Stranger: its the middle of the east coast
You: meh
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so what are you up to
You: on the pc talking to some guy
You: u
Stranger: lol. about the same
You: no way lets meet up for drinks
Stranger: haha
You: we have so much in comman
Stranger: so would if werent and ocean apart
You: okok lets say greenland thats about half way
Stranger: haha k
Stranger: so are you ghay?
You: yes at this moment i am very happy
You: u
Stranger: haha, i meant homosexual
You: god no
You: eh do you want to fcuk me
You: thats kinda gay man
Stranger: haha i dont know
You: hey whats 19 plus 1505
Stranger: 1524
You: ****! are you mr hawkings
Stranger: lol
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You: That budget was terrible wasn't it?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: م من على بعد ميل كنت أما امشي لوحدي في سهول السند ألقى كل من في الغابة فلسعوا ميل كنت أما امشي لوح
You: ???^^^&&&%$£$%^*&(*)
Stranger: م من على بعد ميل كنت أما امشي لوحدي في سهول السند ألقى كل من في الغابة فلسعوا ميل كنت أما امشي لوح
You: !@£;@$£;%$^%&^*&^%^&%^45
Stranger: balls
You: haha
You: did that work for u much
You: @£;$@£;$£$%$%$^%^$5
Stranger: id what?
You: ur ma
You: ok ur da
Stranger: da MAN
You: da GAY
You: MAN
You: PENIS
Stranger: real mature
You: thank u i pride muself on my level of maturity
Stranger: sick
Stranger: muslim
You: GAY
You: CHRISTIAN
Stranger: fag ****
You: **** jockey
You: vagina
You: vagina **** jockey
You: ulick mcGee
You: u want my gee?
You: u no want my gee..........
You: sad face
Stranger: wanto tuch my vagina?
You: have one thanks
You: is it a hairy one?0 -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i came.
You: really
Stranger: nah im just joshin"
You: well I am hot
Stranger: goods
You: so whats your name
Stranger: *good*
Stranger: Greg
You: like the beer lol
Stranger: ?
You: it is a beer in a lithuania
You: I am a cheap girl so I LIKE IT
Stranger: ah
Stranger: lol
You: DID i SAY SOMETHING FUNNY
Stranger: haahhahaha
Stranger: no.
You: sorry I didn't mean to shout
You: do you have a gf greg
Stranger: no i dont
You: how come
Stranger: cuz i was gonna ask this chick out, but im moving in 2 months
You: the last two guys I was talking to on here were gay
You:
Stranger: lol
Stranger: sux
Stranger: im not
You: are you old enought to go to bars
Stranger: no
You: ah
You: I was gonna let you in on a secret with us girls
You: Pernod and Black
Stranger: ?
You: If you want a girl to open here legs thats what you buy her
Stranger: ah
You: guys in my college know I lovwee it
Stranger: idk what that is
Stranger: so ill use jack&coke
You: it like absinthe without the wormwood
Stranger: oh
Stranger: its illegal in the states
You: yeah but not pernod.
Stranger: ah
Stranger: touche
You: thats the legal version
Stranger: nice
You: I wish i was in the states then I could buy everclear and get drunk for nothing
You: I get sick when I drink Meths
Stranger: fun
You: what meths
Stranger: ?
You: methylated spirits
You: it is pure alcohol with a little poisin in it
You: so iy=t has no tax
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
You: 1 litre costs about $3
Stranger: wow
You: but it makes you blind
Stranger: O.O
You: but then i don't have to worry how ugly the guys I shift are
Stranger: lol
You: if thy are buying I WILL HAVE SOMETHING NICE
Stranger: lol
You: Simon helps me out when I get too wasted. He give me some ice to smoke to sober me up. It's nice but i grind me teeth.
Stranger: i dont unerstand
You: HOW COME IT DOESN'T MELT THOUGH IT MUST COME FROM ANTARTICA OR SOMETHING
You: BECAUSE ICE IS WATER I thnk
Stranger: lol stop yelling
You: he is my friend who is semihomeless
You: when I run away I stay with sometimes
Stranger: =(
You: sorry itss my eyes I don't see well
Stranger: oh
Stranger: (from meth)
You: thats what the=y told me in AA
Stranger: get glasses
You: i am legally blind now
You: ran into a police car last week driving my uncles truck
Stranger: sucks
Stranger: so ur in Lithuania
You: Yeah I am getting a DWI an a TWOC
You: yeah but from the UK
Stranger: so thats why u speak english
You: taking without owners consent
You: they want to put m into PC
Stranger: ?
Stranger: DUI?
You: proctective custody
Stranger: oh driving while intoxicated
You: my dad tried to have me commited but he couldn't
Stranger: i would get MIP
Stranger: and MIC
You: because my mom has a domestic violent charge against him
Stranger: *sadface*
You: MIP? mic?
Stranger: minor in posession & minor in condumption
Stranger: lol
Stranger: *consumption*
You: thats why i stole my uncles truck
You: my dad sold it to him but they were fighting over money
Stranger: gtg
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: the hookman hands but then hand stuck on car
You: boards?
Stranger: car door
You: really?
Stranger: well
Stranger: who was phone
You: i think so
Stranger: how do i shot web
Stranger: has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like
You: shove it up your arse?
Stranger: i accidentally the whole ****
You: is maith liom milseain
Stranger: no
You: why?
Stranger: because the usual fights forget normally even about those guys
Stranger: so who was phone then
You: i still dont know, but if the computer wasn't turned on we'd all be dead now
Stranger: is there even aliens for those paper woods to really showcase shavings for deceased twigs
Stranger: lots of gives for the prism
You: there could be, won't make any difference though the evil monkeys will be here by then ;(
Stranger: no?
Stranger: but if evil monkey then who was phone
Stranger: the hookman hands
You: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
You: boards?
Stranger: hand stuck on car door
You: my keyboard is talkin to me
Stranger: the hook mane?
You: you cant say that in here, they're watching us!
Stranger: i cant even seeing little runned to the car
Stranger: to justice take off every ZIG
You: faces
You: and the number nine
Stranger: three of farms can keep numerals
You: i fold
Stranger: but no circumcision will stance to houses
You: go fish
Stranger: all in
You: pocket aces!!
Stranger: i have 4 of a kind 2s
Stranger: sorry you lost pot
You: i have 2 pockets of aces though
Stranger: no you do not the player to the left of me had an ace
You: this dealer is a bitch
Stranger: im all in with 2s 8d
You: go to jail, move directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200
Stranger: pre flop
Stranger: ****** monopoly
Stranger: go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail, go directly to jail,
Stranger: do not collect welfare check
Stranger: do not pass drug test
You: do not give urine sample
Stranger: do not steal bike
Stranger: this conversation was interesting for me
You: what you talking bout, this conversation never happened
Stranger: in the sense that you are a double ******
You: bad news, im a treble ******
Stranger: bye
You: bye bye!0 -
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi..im male...do you wanna cyber sex_? in webcam:!!
You: ok
You: you first
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lovestrain_is_your@hotmail.com
You: what do i do now?
Stranger: cybersex
You: do i put my titties on my scanner?
Stranger: msn_?
You: oh right
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Stranger: -sighs-...Hi
You: hi
You: whats with the sighs :P?
Stranger: I'm lonely...
You: awwwh *hugs*
You: call a friend and go out
Stranger: -sighs sadly- What friends?
You: make some
Stranger: -looks down sadly-
Stranger: I have none
You: yeah then like make some
You: at school college or work and the likes
Stranger: ...Um...Can you be my friend?
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You: hello
Stranger: hi there stranger
You: have u ever heard the story about how cornmeal came to be?
Stranger: nope
You: neither did the miller when he left his house that morning ha ha ha
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Stranger: show your breasts pls
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