talk to a complete stranger!!!!

Podge2k7

You: Hi

Stranger: f or m??

You: What form?

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Stranger: tyler?

You: Nope im a capenter.

Stranger: say wat

You: wat, i said it what next

Stranger: uhh

You: Uhh

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epgc3fyqirnbsx

> Connected, feel free to talk now
You: Buddy!
You: 'sup bitch
You: are you racist against keyboards??
You: ur mama
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fat boy
You: skinny kid
Stranger: stop eating ****
You: i'm drinking urine
Stranger: youre gonna explode
You: already did
You: bummer
Stranger: im eating dead cats
You: what do you think about the economic situation in pakistan?????????????????/
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: i love pie
You: yes!!!
Stranger: i would **** pakistan
Stranger: bummer is very girlie
You: i did **** pakistan! **** lay!
Stranger: you got paki cock?
Stranger: you are disgusting
You: you mean am i circucised?
You: yeah
You: but no
Stranger: so you´re a fat ******
You: female circumsition like]
Stranger: you got your clit ina jar?
You: yep
You: its on ebay
Stranger: cool, let me lick it
You: buy it first bitch
Stranger: no money
Stranger:
You: lemme **** your sister so
Stranger: my sister is dead man
You: lemme **** her corpse
Stranger: 5 dollars
You: 3
Stranger: 4 and let me suck your cock
You: i'll swap you my clit in a jar
Stranger: im hard now
Stranger: fapfapfap
You: you can stick it in my dead dog
Stranger: i came
Stranger: cogarrette?
Stranger: *cigarrette?
You: jesus.....

Idioteque

Stranger: Hi, talking to random strangers over the internet might seem like good fun but have you ever tried being bummed by a rhino? Nothing can truely compare to the fun you can have being analy pounded by this majestic animal and just think of all the people you can impress too! Visit www.bummedbyarhino.com/offer now and you can get our special introductory offer, bummed by two for the price of one!
You: wow
Stranger: I know, right!
You: wait is it a black or white Rhino?
Stranger: Well...
You: stranger is typing
You: stranger is typing
Stranger: We mostly have blacks but for an extra $50 dollars we can book you in for a white
You: sorry only have euro...
Stranger: Act now to avoid dissapointment!

That_Guy

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: My fookin' nipples are hard.... Stupid snow.

Stranger: haha....where do you live

You: Snow....ville.......

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Ah sorry about that.... was just scratching my bollix.

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Annel349

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 18 male horny looking for female with webcam:)

You: hey

You: cant help ya there!!!

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i mean what a great way to waste 5 mins

whiskeyman

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings Earthling!
Stranger: tell me a story about you
You: I am groonstrungty III from the planet Pippongolongoy!
You: Once upon a time there was a Stranger
Stranger: really?
You: who's font was red
Stranger: and
Stranger: keep going
You: and that Stranger wished he had a lovely blue font
You: that was made up of
You: Y
You: O
You: U
You: and then one day
You: the magic beans found a golden ticket
Stranger: and
You: and that's it
You: the beans got it
You: it's always the damn beans
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CianRyan

Found these while I was ment to be typing an essay.

youcancallmeal

I tried about 4 conversations and then gave up. They all went like this

Stranger: Hey
You: Well hello there!
Stranger: asl?
You: 27/M/Ireland
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Piste

You: hello
Stranger: have u nailed a 5 year old before?
You: once a nailed a five year old spice rack to my kitchen wall
You: *I
You: it was great
You: it holds all my spices now
You: cinnamon
You: nutmeg
You: ginger
You: etc.
You: how about you?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i literally just raped a 5 year old asian baby
You: sorry, my English isn't so good...is raped another word for "banged", like hammered into the wall?
You: was your spice rack asian?
You: what's your favourite spice?
Stranger: no i mean i placed my hard penis into the little asian girls asshole, its called RAPING, not hammered, im not a mean guy, i would never hit someone
Stranger: young asian spice
Stranger: u?
You: Yeah I like asian spices
You: prefer them aged though
You: like cardamom
Stranger: oh cool, i like them really young, i like spices that are vulnerable
You: you should try older ones...like how you would say.."MILF" SPICES?
You: they're good
Stranger: ummmmm i like new things, not old things, but once in a while i get some of my niggas and just get some MILFS and **** them anally
Stranger: u?
Stranger: any good experienceS?
You: yeah
You: once I found a box of mixed spice
You: it had EVERYTHING
You: cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, carraway
Stranger: woah! so have u ever had sex with a spice?
Stranger: literally ****ing and humping a spice
You: oh yeah totes
You: I had them all
You: Posh Spice
You: Baby Spice
You: Scary Spice
You: Sporty Spice
You: the ginger one
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: gingers are nasty
You: nice talking to you good luck "raping" your asian spice rack (I love learning new English words!)
Stranger: YES USE IT IN SENTENCES GOOD VOCABULARY
Stranger: peace
Connection imploded.

Peppapig

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'm turning 14 at the end of this month. Female. If you don't like it, Disconnect.

You: I like! Im 18

Stranger: cool.

You: So your name is 'turning 14 at the end of this month'

You: im daniel

Stranger: no XD that's my age..

Stranger: my name is Amber

You: Really!! OMG Amber

You: how was the party

Stranger: O.O

Stranger: what party? XD

You: The party in my pants

Stranger: ahh.

Stranger: twas one hell of a time.

You: Are you saying you were in my underwear! your making me uncomfortable!

Stranger: O.O..

Stranger: uhmm..

Stranger: no..

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Mammanabammana

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

You: you keep saying that - I do not think it means what you think it means

Stranger: INCONCEIVABLE

You: is this the first time somebody knew what you were talking about?

You:

Stranger: Marry me?

Stranger: YES

You: lmao

Stranger: I want to spend the rest of my life. With you by my side. Forever and ever.

You: I imagine that you're a guy which means that you'll probably change your mind about that when I tell you that I am too

You: lol

Stranger: I DON'T GIVE A ****

You: rofl

You: so you like that movie then

Stranger: Duh.

You: well dude I'm glad I managed to brighten your day a little

Stranger: Grow a vagina, and you'd be perfect.

You: you too

Stranger: I just want you to know that.

Stranger: Wait.

Stranger: No.]

You: ???

Stranger: One of us.

Stranger: Not both of us.

Stranger: That would defeat the purpose.

You: well we're both attracted to girls so it makes perfect sense for both of us - otherwise the vagina grower will also have to turn gay

Stranger: Yeah.

Stranger: Damn.

Stranger: You have a beauitful life, kay?

You: so lets google "how to grow your own vagina" and meet back here in a year

You: you too dude!

You: peace

Stranger: Exactly a year.

Stranger: REMEMBER

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Sure you have to love it...

del88

You: hi



Stranger: hi



You: A man in a hat entered the room. He took off the hat. “It's you!” They all said. At the same time like a class speaking to a teacher. “Hahaha Hello gentleman”, the man in the hat said, putting the hat on the table. “And hello ladies he said. Turning to the ladies and lifting his hat politely. “Leave us alone Trent!” The women said. Perhaps it was because the were angry at him for something he had done in the past, a long, long time ago. Or perhaps it was because he was holding a gun at them! The gun came from nowhere. He had got it out of his pocket and now both bullets were aimed at the people.”Say your prayers!” The man said but one of the men grabbed the gun, knocking the table with the hat on it and some other things on the floor. A vase got broken. Now the gun was in the other hands and we would have to wait and see if it was the right hands.



Stranger: where do you come from?



You: SKRRK! SKRRK SKRRK! Somehwere in the distance Trent could hear it. SKRRK! SKRRK! SKRRK! Trent could well remember that noise from the time he was in the army. "I can well remember that noise from the time I was in the army" Trent thought. No time for thinking, he thought. And carried on running. The SKRRK!ing seemed to be getting closer though and Trent knew he must stop and fight or be killed. "Gasp!" Trent gasped. "Corporal Jones?" "Hahaha, yes Trent, I knew you would come here and I knew you knew what the SKRRK!ing was and that you must stop. That's why I did it and why I came here in the first place." Trent wasn't sure whether he should hug him or punch him! Hug him because of the SKRRK!ing wasn't real and he knew he was safe after all, or punch him because he didn't actually like him! He shook the Corporal Jones on the hand. "Hahaha" said Corporal Jones. "Same old Trent!"



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SlipperyPeople

saw this and thought twas pretty funny http://imgur.com/OwLK9

Rezident

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl

You: Lo

You: asl indeed!

Stranger: 19 male

You: is that a code?

Stranger: asl - age sex location

You: Oh Ok, I thought you were looking for 19 males

Stranger: no no

Stranger: you now

You: 32, male, Dublin

Stranger: irish drinking city

Stranger:

You: What do you want 19 guys for?

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Mikeyt086

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: 20,M,Ireland.
You: you?
Stranger: 67 F Austrailia
Stranger: I'm a cougar and I'm on the prowl
You: g'day
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itsallaboutheL

ruby.22 wrote: »

have a question to ask strangers its random but i cant figure out how to set up a discussion...

Basically ive been with my b/f 3 years and we do our seperate things like go out with our own friends etc we dont live in each others pockets and neither of us are jealous r clingy. We go on our own weekends away with our friends and we go away together also.

This year my b/F has decided to go travelling for about 6 weeks with a few friends around america. None of my friends are going away this summer and I have asked if i could come along as i get on with them and it would not bother me being with a group of lads. He says he doesnt want to mix the 2 together however i cant understand this as its not like he never gets lads time and i just really wanna travel but none of my mates r into doing it. its not that i dont want him goin away wthout me.

can sum1 please explain????

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ruby.22

funny

Compton

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: als?
Stranger: 15 male uk
You: i sOrry I hVe DYSLeXiA
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magma69

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Which one of these describes you best?:


A) Male - Bored and looking for someone to talk to

Female - Bored and looking for someone to talk to

C) Male (horny) - looking for a FEMALE to cyber/webcam

D) Female (horny) - Looking for a MALE to cyber/webcam/share pics

E) Male (horny) - looking for a MALE to cyber/webcam/share pics

F) Female (Horny) - Looking for a FEMALE to cyber/webcam/share pics

G) Male - Bored and looking for a FEMALE to talk to

H) Female - Bored and looking for a MALE to talk to

I) Male - bored and looking for another MALE to talk to

J) Female - bored and looking to another FEMALE to talk to

You: cool..multiple choice..i like it

You: gimme a sec to see what options i have before i pick

Stranger:

You: none of them apply to me Im afraid to say

Stranger:

You: you need another option K) a hermaphrodite desperately looking to randomly come across another hermaphrodite on the internets so we can make jokes we relate to about having both male and female genatalia


You: have i found the "one"

Connection imploded.

magma69

This is way to much fun


You: id like a big mac meal please

You: and a large coke

Stranger: well they sell it down at mcdonalds

You: is this not McDonalds?

Stranger: no

You: i must be at the wrong place

You: what do you sell?

You: Pasta

Stranger: i sell nothing

You: ill have some spagetti bolognese so

You: nothing?

You: what kind of a restaurant are you

You: wont make much money selling nothing i can tell you

Stranger: IM NOT A RESAURANT

You: then how do you expect to sell food

You: if you say you are not a restaurant

Stranger: i dont sell food

You: but I wanted a big mac meal

Stranger: GET A ****ING LIFE YOU DOUCHE!

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magma69

Stranger: hey

You: are you Kevin Bacon?

Stranger: uhu

You: cool

You: i loved you in Tremors

Stranger: thanks

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Funkfield

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I feel the force is strong in you
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swift!

Funkfield

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, guy or girl and where from?
You: Yes. Irl
You: You
Stranger: england
Stranger: guy or girl?
You: guy
You: with massive cock
Stranger: i'm your mom
Stranger: want me to lick it?
You: thought you'd never ask!
You: <zip>
You: <SLAM!>
You: Sorry. It hit the table.
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....eh

longshanks

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: how do?
You: 5 f usa
Stranger: 15 ?
You: 5
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spitfireIRL

Stranger: Is it true u guys beat up redheads in ireland

Thirdfox

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 1 for 1
You: 2 for 2?
You: BOGOF?
Stranger: ****** (n word - boards censored it)
You: no no...bogof means "buy one get one free"
Stranger: koolaid
You: not American, I don't do koolaid
Stranger: is ****** dRANK
Stranger: cause your a ******
You: not really
You: Irish...
You: Paddy would be the racial slur for us
Stranger: my dogs irish so i killed him...
You: I didn't know dogs could obtain citizenship of a country
Stranger: wait m/f?
You: lol
You: how sad
You have disconnected.

DonalN

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Howya!!
Stranger: M or f?
You: why??
Stranger: Because
You: of?
Stranger: What
You: where?
Stranger: I just want to know
You: because?
Stranger: Do you have a vagina?
You: i don't know
You: do you?
Stranger: Do you like vaginas
You: i like the prawn and beef combo..
You: oh wait - that's fajitas
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degausserxo

Stranger: hi

You: hello!

Stranger: are you korean?

You: nay

Stranger: ****

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SoulTrader

You: hi!

Stranger: hey lets have sex

You: ok

You: you first

Stranger: 19/m

You: have you had your sex yet?

Stranger: yup lots

You: great, okay. my turn.

Stranger: k

You: wow

You: stick a fork in me,

You: i am done

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SoulTrader

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: m or f ?

You: hi!

You: morph?

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