talk to a complete stranger!!!!

Smart Bug

Stranger: hello
You: eggs
Stranger: m or f
You: sorry, the correct answer was benedict
You: glory
Stranger: and honor
You: close, but no cigar. the answer was hole.
You: cushion
Stranger: You're gay and have life

Martron

Stranger: why u go to there?for peace?
You: support the fight for terror
Stranger: wow....
You: osama was outnumbered so i thought i would go over and help
Stranger: yes...but i dont know a lot about the war here,i just know here has a war
You: yes its a big war. many armies
Stranger: yes...do u miss your partens ,friends?
You: our enemy have the best weapons though. i only have a goat
Stranger: i cant imagin the life here
Stranger: is very difficult i think
You: very difficult . the goat cant do much against a tank
Stranger: you will win the war ,and they will die....i hopen
You: i hope. and i hope myself and billy ( the goat) live to fight another day
Stranger: you will ,i believe
You: i have to go. i have to go and patrol the mountain with billy. hope we dont meet any tanks or helicopters
Stranger: good luck

Martron

Stranger: wat religion r u?
You: ah i am a scientoligist
Stranger: i thot dat vwas a fake religion
You: no way
You: its more than a religion its a way of thinking
You: one day the ship will return and save me from this eternal damnation
Stranger: i sed to my friend its a load of nonsence cuz she was 1
You: depends what level magic you have
You: you have to have high ranking magic before you get the real benefits
Stranger: okay
You: why do you think tom cruise is so famous..... Magic!
Stranger: okay peaches geldof is a scientologist isnt she?
You: i am not sure. we are not highlanders we cant sense who is what.

this is fun

Martron

You: omg
Stranger: what?
You: ROFL
Stranger: LMAO!! WHAT WHAT?
You: STFU
Stranger: nahh
You: GTFO
Stranger: k
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Martron

ok last one


Stranger: "You stand at the entrance of a dark, dank cave. The floor is littered with the bones of previous adventurers. You spot a sword, a shield, a bow and a quiver of arrows at your feet. On the wall hangs a torch. What do you do?"
You: light it
Stranger: The torch is already lit.
You: whats the point of going into the cave?
You: is there treasure
Stranger: You believe there are riches beyond your wildest dreams, but also danger and glory!
You: there is obviously somebig animal or something. but thats not really apparent from your statement
You: you might want to alter it
You: not much of a riddle type thing in fairness
Stranger: It's not a riddle.
Stranger: It's an RP.
You: i pick up the sword and cut the link to this conversation
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Des Carter

Stranger: hey
You: wanna become a member of "THE MIDNIGHT SOCIETY"
Stranger: what is it?
You: its a bunch of teenagers who go into a wood at midnight
Stranger: and shag?
You: tell a 20 min ghost story
Stranger: sounds gay
You: ya we just go home afterward
Stranger: why not just do it over the internet?
You: cause then we cant throw our magic dust on the fire
Stranger: i snort my magic dust
You: ya we just burn ours
Stranger: ah, you smoke meth?
Stranger: or are you on about DMT?
You: DMT?
Stranger: dimethyltryptamine
Stranger: most powerful psychedelic drug there
Stranger: is
Stranger: and your brain produces it every night when youre asleep
You: oh no we dont even drink
You: we get our kicks from ghost stories
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: you sound pretty lame for 14
Stranger: i got my kicks from weed when i was your age
You: ya but we want to keep it a PG rating
Stranger: so no naked 14 yo girls?
You: no they just tell ghost stories too
Stranger: dude, i bet theyre wet for you
Stranger: out in the forest at night
Stranger: you best **** those girls next time
You: ya I think there was some underdeveloped romance storyline
You: but overall it was pretty crappy character development
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how big are the girls boobs?
You: we dont take any heed we judge them on how scary their stories are
Stranger: why not?
Stranger: I think your trolling me
Stranger: id be tappin that ass all night long
You: cause its TV PG

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Stratige

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Stranger: asl. I think you know that I'm looking for a girl, preferably one who can cyber well.

You: Hello Stranger

Stranger: hello

Stranger: asl?

You: What?

Stranger: age/sex/language

You: 21/Male/Pirate

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PK2008

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You have disconnected.



I got scared

PK2008

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You: BOOM!

You: Shakalaka

Stranger: boo

You: hey!! that frightened me

You: sounded like a ghost or something

You: sort of ghoulish, you know?

You: like a vampire

You: no not like a vampire

You: like a zombie with a speech impediment

You: that got picked on in Zombie school

You: by the older zombie bullies

You: and now he want to scare people but at the same time he's a little self conscious

You: cos he lost a bit of confidence to the older zombies

You: but since leaving school, and moving to the big city he found his zombie voice again

You: and is not quite there yet but is getting better each day

You: you know?

You: thats exactly what you sounded like

You: startled me a little

You: but Im ok now

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh

You: well, maybe give me a couple of seconds actually

You: catch my breath

You: ok Im good

You: So do you like slowly walking around with your arms out and making groaning noises?

You: or roller blading?

You: cos I HATE roller blading

You: sux so bad

You: Do you like brains?

You: not the blue kind

You: the delicious kind

Stranger: you make me suck

You: suck brains?

Stranger: *sick

Stranger: sorry

You: Did yu get a bit sick?

You: Or you feeling a bit ill?

Stranger: sick from what you said

You: i felt very sick once

You: really sick

You: but then I just stopped being sick and started being awesome instead

You: it works for me

You: hey did you ever go on a boat trip?

You: with the oars on the side, you know?

You: I was thinking of getting a monacle

You: you know for my eye

You: i think it might make me look sophisticated

You: what do you think?

Stranger: I am thinking your power of writing

You: Have you ever won any races?

You: You know like in a sports day

You: with the egg and the potato sack?

Stranger: whereareyoufrommyfriend

You: and got a medal?

Stranger: no

You: man that would sooooooo swet

You: sweet

You: No?

You: Me neither man

You: I trained for ages

You: but its all politics you know

You: plus there was defintly some performance enhancing drugs being taken

Stranger: hey my man

You: no way can 5 ten year olds all grow beards over 2 weeks

You: no way man!!!!

You: tat medal was mine man!!!!

You: sorry bro

You: just

You: you know

You: it still haunts me

You: Im cool, Im cool

You: so did you see that new film. Roller Blading Zombies Part 3?

You: Its so sweet man

You: well the Zombie part is

You: I wasnt so keen on the roller blading part

Stranger: I going man

You: we got to go cos my little bro won a medal at his sports day event

Stranger: take car of yourself

You: you out?

Stranger: yep

You: hey man look after yourself

Stranger: yeah you too

You: stay away from roller blades

You: Peace

Stranger: okay thx

Stranger: peace

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Fago!

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You: The name's Lanley. Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest... Aw, it's not for you. It's more of a Chat roulette idea.

Stranger: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Chat Roulette! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it!

You: All right, I tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map!


You: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail! ...
What'd I say?

Stranger: Monorail!

You: What's it called?

Stranger: Monorai

Stranger: Monorail*

You: That's right! Monorail!

Stranger: I hear those things are awfully loud.

You: It glides as softly as a clood

You: Cloud*

Stranger: Is there a chance the track could bend?

You: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Stranger: What about us brain-dead slobs?

You: You'll all be given cushy jobs.

Stranger: Were you sent here by the devil?

You: No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Stranger: The ring came off my pudddding can .

You: Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear it's Omegle's only choice...

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

Stranger: Monorail!

You: What's it called?

Stranger: Monorail!

You: Once again...

Stranger: Monorail!

Stranger: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken!

Stranger: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken.

You: Monorail!

Stranger: Monorail!

You: Monorail!

Stranger: Monorail!

You: Mono... D'oh!

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_______________________________

Anyone else think it was very hard to type on that?

MitchKoobski

You: Hey there

Stranger: hi

You: I'm looking for a James Ryan have you seen him?

You: A Private Ryan?

Stranger: yeah just talked to him this morn

You: Can you give me his last known whereabouts?

You: His mother is pretty worried back home, we've come to extract him

Stranger: london

You: **** whats he doing in london?

You: He's supposed to be stationed east of Omaha Beach

MitchKoobski

Shutter Island Spoilers


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You: Bruce Willis is a ghost

Stranger: hahahah ofcourse.

You:

Brad Pitt is actually the secret patient and its all an experiment

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GAAman

MitchKoobski wrote: »

Shutter Island Spoilers
You:

Brad Pitt is actually the secret patient and its all an experiment

No he is not

Leonardo dicaprio on the other hand......

:P

MitchKoobski

GAAman wrote: »

No he is not

Leonardo dicaprio on the other hand......

:P

.....touché

Nulty

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You: Herro

Stranger: word, nigger

You: ra ra ra ra

Stranger: how's shit hanging?

You: pleasantly, thank you

Stranger: iss like shit's about to go down, know what i'm sayin? these niggas
is like, we's gonna kill your ass.


Stranger: you understand.

You: do they be all up on yo shit?

Stranger: well i don't even know what that means.

Stranger: it's "hello", not "herro"

You: thats my impersonation of a chinese person

Stranger: learn english

Stranger: well we're not chinamen.

Stranger: are we?

You: you can be anything you want

You: black asian whatever.

Stranger: how about a sad lonely white kid that's talking to people
anonymously on the internet?

You: and chinaman is a derogatory gesture btw

Stranger: since when does anyone care about political correctness?

You: Marlon Brando told me so

Stranger: Marlon Brando was a shitty actor.

You: better than you are

Stranger: how do you know? have you seen any of my movies?

Stranger: i didn't think so

You: i dont watch gay porn

Stranger: touche

You: indeed

Stranger: well my worthy opponent, it seems you have bested me. i'm off to
find another challenger.

You: good luck

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dan1895

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Stranger: do i smell bacon
You: yes im a pig farmer

Lockstep

I did some trolling

You: sup
Stranger: mad horny
You: me too
You: my tits are out
Stranger: haah wats yuor name?
You: Steve
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Stranger: sup
Stranger: ?
You: my cock
Stranger: asl?
You: male 55 France
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You: hai
Stranger: hey asl ?
You: male 55 France
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Nulty

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: ask me anything
You: ok...
You: whats the speed of light in miles per hour
Stranger: impossible to measure
Stranger: but probably around 500mph
You: maybe I should ask you something easier....
You: whats your favorite ice-cream flavour
Stranger: well scientists actuallyarent sure of this one
Stranger: but they think ben and jerry are hiding the information
You: this is an answer only you can have
You: ok, choc or vanilla
Stranger: choc is not actually a flavor..****face
Stranger: i pick
Stranger: or
You: hmmm, we've got a rebel
Stranger: we've got an idiot!!!
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Dude111

I've seen that site,quite funny!

PK2008

Nulty, your conversations might have been another boardsie judging by the flow

msg11

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You: DSL
Stranger: 18 f UK horny
You: DSL
You: Internet connection

ianflynn

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fun stuff.

Oat23

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You: howdy mam
Stranger: what up
You: so uh
You: umm
You: you come here often?
Stranger: yes yes i do
You: interesting
Stranger: do you
You: sure
You: so um
You: uhh
You: where you from?
Stranger: yes it is
You: cool story bro
Stranger: im from my mommas cooch what about you
You: Nice, nice
You: we have that in common
You: I also come from this place
Stranger: you came from my mommas cooch? whats wrong with you
You: nobody knows
Stranger: i know, your a mexican arent you
Stranger: beaner
You: sure
You: I can be from mexico
You: I can be whatever you want me to be
Stranger: thats good, i want you to be my whore
Stranger: what about that
You: I would very much like that
Stranger: me too now get on your knees
You: ok I am on my knees
You: what next mistress?
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Nulty

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Stranger: Hi

You: hello

Stranger: How are you

You: yeah good. you?

Stranger: Same here ;D.

You: had any interesting omegle?
You: *omegles

Stranger: Notreally.

You: really?
You: not one? ever?

Stranger: Nope.

You: you realise that is an awful advert for your sense of conversation

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tallaghtoutlaws

Very hard to find someone to buzz off. This is the closest I have come in a while for some sort of trollish chat:

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You: Epic Fail
Stranger: RLY??
You: Sadly yes
Stranger: SON i am disappoint
Stranger: :[
Stranger: :>
You: Dad?
Stranger: lol
You: You owe me 18 years of pocket money
Stranger: Ask from your mom..
Stranger: I think she stole it from you.
You: She Died, Hit by a Clown Car
Stranger: Ask clown then.
You: Clown Died Train ran through his car at Railroad Crossing
Stranger: :<
Stranger: Cant help then.
You: See Told You Epic Fail
Stranger: Seems so..

gingelion

You: hey
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gingelion

You: song?
Stranger: right now it's on the tower by sondre leche
Stranger: what about youuu?
You: entrails ripped from a virgins **** by anal ****
Stranger: that sounds beautiful
You: it really is
Stranger: I think I'll look that one up
You: acapella version
Stranger: wow, must be a moving song
Stranger: seems like the artist can really get in your head
You: its like beach boys on a bad day
Stranger: isn't it by cannibal corpse
Stranger: ?
Stranger:
You: possibly
You: i lied
You: my speakers broke
Stranger: tsk
Stranger: I caught you there
Stranger: yeah this guys a lyrical mastermind, I can tell - I completely understand where he's coming from
You: which guy
You: your guy
Stranger: no
Stranger: the one talking about the virgins ****
Stranger: reminds me of a time of my past...
You: im sure he meant it
You: and is now in jail
You: you r from?
Stranger: florida
Stranger: you?
You: ireland
You: where the whiskey is milk
Stranger: nomnomnom
Stranger: I don't like milk, so that works out for me
You: irish whiskey is crap tho
You: dont drink it
Stranger: I wouldn't know
Stranger: I will probably
Stranger: try it anywayts
Stranger: hah
You: it'll make you sick
You: and get aids
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: that
You: or hepatitis
Stranger: isn't very nice
Stranger: yum
Stranger: sounds lovely
You: for a while
Stranger: lawl
You: so
You: florida keys
You: its a place
Stranger: it is indeed a place
You: i have heard of
Stranger: ohh is that so?
You: yes
You: not that i havent heard of florida
Stranger: oh well of course not
Stranger: that would be
Stranger: odd
Stranger: I suppose?
Stranger: hm
You: cos horatio ginger csi is from there
You: yyyyeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh
Stranger: who da **** is horatio ginger?
You: csi miami?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: okay
Stranger:
You: horatio
You: the ginger ****
You: i am ginger too
You: but im a daywalker
Stranger: horatio the ginger ****
Stranger: love it
Stranger: I like gingers
Stranger: for some reason
You: sick
Stranger: I'm strangely attracted to them
Stranger: I wish I was a gingefr
You: why?
You: you live i florida
Stranger: I like red hair
Stranger: it's pretty
You: you would melt if you were ginger
Stranger: no I have some ginger friends
Stranger: they are alive!
You: lies
You: i couldnt even handle boston
You: and that aINT hot at all really
Stranger: lies and jokes
Stranger: it's so hot hre
Stranger: I do not like it
You: move
Stranger: I will
You: do it now
You: at what
You: 10:45 over there?
You: just picj up your **** and go
You: its easy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: I wishh!
You: no money?
You: too young?
You: paraplegic?
Stranger: paraplegic
Stranger: it's a shame
You: lousy
You: get some batteries
You: and rockets
You: and hookers for the journey
Stranger: haha I like you
Stranger: you are a cool person
Stranger: I love hookers
Stranger: the best
You: we have no hookers here
You: its terrible
You: just sluts
You: with small tits and big asses
You: and they're frigid
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apparently the word frigid was offensive, despite the fact that i mentioned a song called entrails ripped from a virgins **** by anal **** at the start. brilliant!

Jaxxy

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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: Butter or jam?
Stranger: jam
You: Good answer
You: I like you already
You: let's elope
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My quest to find a husband continues


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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like pina coladas?
Stranger: wats dat
You: It's a cocktail
Stranger: m/f
You: Cocktails are genderless
Stranger: u??
You: I am also genderless
Stranger: gay!!!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
Stranger: hi
You: f
You: and hi.
Stranger: I'm male
You: Good for you
Stranger: Can I **** you hard babe?
You: haha no, considering you're not in my room right now I would think that would be nigh impossible.
Stranger: I meant on here
You: cybersex is ghey, go buy yourself a hooker
You: loser
Stranger: Bitch!
You: queer
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This is strangely addictive!

W.Shakes-Beer

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Stranger: are you
1) male (horny)
2) female (horny)
3) male (just chat)
4) female (just chat)
You: 2
Stranger: im 1 =D
You:
Stranger: 16 years old
You: lololololololol i lied ...im 3!! muahahahaha enjoy your penis
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