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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 57 ✭✭dossier


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi


    You: What do think about how the present government is handling the financial crisis?

    Stranger: Well, let me answer that with another question. Do you ever phantasize about torturing people to the point of disgust while not really letting them die, until they're crawling on the ground like worms in lakes of blood begging for death but they're unable to just die, and then you start cutting their limbs off while trying to slow down the bleeding in order to provide them a slow and painful death before drinking every single drop of blood and committing violent suicide by stabbing yourself on the back with a fork 37 times?

    You: Sometimes, tell me more?

    Stranger: It's exactly the same situation.

    Stranger: Also The Game

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Stranger: wassup
    You: Nothing much asl?
    Stranger: 33-male-finland
    You: 17 yr old male Zanzibar
    Stranger: africa?
    You: Yes
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: hows the weather?
    You: Sunny and dry!
    You: Snowing earlier though
    Stranger: as usual? :)
    Stranger: what? snowing?
    You: Yeah we got a turn for the worst
    You: Blizzard
    Stranger: o

    Ahh god thats the first time I've got that far with the Zanzibar line!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭dez_warlock


    You: Hi
    Stranger: lets chat hot
    You: YES
    Stranger: hi
    You: How are you?
    Stranger: you a guy?
    You: gal : )
    You: You?
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: here
    Stranger: guy
    Stranger: from where are you?
    Stranger: and whats your age baby
    You: UK
    You: 21
    You: Honey
    Stranger: nice enough
    Stranger: lets get on...
    You: you?
    Stranger: are you horny babe
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: I am too hot ..
    You: Wanna see my pics sexy?
    Stranger: I just want to **** the **** out of you
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: yea
    Stranger: would help me get om
    Stranger: on
    You: awesome
    You: Haha
    You: Well i put up on my art site
    You: Check it out
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: where?
    You: Lemonparty.org
    Stranger: what are you wearing right now?
    Stranger: that site doesnot show your pics
    You: Really?
    Stranger: ya.
    You: What's on it then?
    Stranger: hell

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭ayapatrick


    You: hi
    Stranger: Arabic
    Stranger: Arabic?
    Stranger: hi
    You: hello.- ireland
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    You: please don't speak arabic
    You: or say asl
    Stranger: m or f
    You: argh.
    You have disconnected.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,691 ✭✭✭Lia_lia


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger:
    Connecting to computer via open port [49220] ...

    Injecting Win32/Conficker.A into dir C:\Windows ...

    Circumventing User Account Control ...

    Please wait ...
    Stranger:
    Injection Completed. Your system is now infected ...

    Good luck.
    You: glad I'm on a mac then
    Stranger: Operating System: Windows detected.
    Stranger: Stranger = FAIL
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 931 ✭✭✭banjopaul


    Stranger: knock knock
    You: who's there?
    Stranger: disco
    You: disco who?
    Stranger: disconnect
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I've had so many wierd converstions on this, its genius!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭D.Q


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Lars Ulrich
    You: Lars Ulrich
    You: Lars Ulrich
    You: Lars Ulrich
    You: Lars Ulrich
    You: Lars Ulrich
    You: Lars Ulrich
    Stranger: i love you too
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭starflake


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Ireland
    Stranger: is beside England
    You: And is covered in..
    Stranger: Clovers
    Stranger: you thought i was going to say pubes
    You: lol... I've not seen too many clovers
    You: ha
    You: no I thought you would say leprauchans
    Stranger: oh
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: far too advance for myself
    You: really why's that?
    Stranger: No reason, just small talk
    You: are you having nice weather today?
    Stranger: the kind of small talk you get at the bus stop, the same bustop which has the good weather
    You: well my bus stop is all rainy
    You: I dont talk to any one at my bus stop they're scary
    Stranger: you are scary to
    You: why?
    Stranger: your name is stranger
    You: so is yours though
    Stranger: ah, but i have a Omegle gold account, so i can see you
    Stranger: O_O
    You: wooo im scared now!! what do i loook like so?
    Stranger: A ginger thing, hard to tell
    You: no no black hair
    You: bet you've black hair too
    Stranger: Nope brown
    Stranger: ^_^
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.



    Racist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,080 ✭✭✭foxinsox


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi

    You: hi stranger

    Stranger: Do you have a faith?

    You: you come here often?

    Stranger: China.Who supply toys.

    You: no think she's gone to Tesco

    You: China? I dunno try the phone book?

    Stranger: I chatted with a guy from middle-east just now.

    You: From Blanch?

    Stranger: Syria

    You: Is that in Russia?

    Stranger: He said american are terrists.

    Stranger: I am in china.

    You: i don't like territorials

    Stranger: Me 2

    You: china is near ireland isn't it?

    Stranger: By the way,how old are you?


    You: 26 next year

    You: u?

    Stranger: Me 2

    Stranger: Glad to see you.My friend.

    Stranger: It's my luck to see you

    You: u can see me?

    Stranger: See you on the net.

    You: yes ur very very lucky only the chosen ones get to see me

    You: I'm special ;-)

    Stranger: Unique

    You: are u in washington or los angeles?

    Stranger: I go to sleep now,see you tommorrow.

    Stranger: Bye

    You: k bye bye

    You have disconnected.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    Stranger: well `` what do u come here to find
    You: you
    You: i've been looking for you
    You: are you the interent?
    Stranger: whats that
    You: the interenet...
    You: internet rather
    You: 001010101010111010000000101110100110110110011001001101111011111011
    Stranger: wow `` i have no idea about that
    You: are you a badger?
    You: ......okay, no. youre american arn't you
    Stranger: why do u said that way
    You: haha, lol
    Stranger: ``what are laughing at
    You: you
    You: you dont know what the internet is....it's funny/sad
    You: like watching a clown get murdered
    Stranger: ```thats funny


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi - I'm up for GBH.
    Stranger: what does it means?
    You: Means watch yer back Buddy.
    Stranger: uh
    Stranger: good luck
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭GiftofGab


    im talking to somebody from dublin, deadly


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 11,017 Mod ✭✭✭✭yoyo


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: hi, is this msn?
    Stranger: not quite msn
    Stranger: but same concept
    Stranger: only diference is that you don't know the person you are talking to
    You: how do i msn,. i found this in the google and i need it, i fgound out about it and need it, but cant udo it :(
    Stranger: well, you should have msn installed on your computer
    Stranger: do you have it installed?
    You: how is this done?
    You: i have windows and i instaled a game before
    Stranger: click start
    You: where?
    Stranger: then go to programs
    Stranger: and look for msn
    Stranger: bottom left of your screen
    You: the roundy buton?
    You: button*
    Stranger: yep
    You: done
    Stranger: then click all programs
    Stranger: and search for the msn thingy
    Stranger: it's around there somewhere
    You: is it in windows updated?
    Stranger: nop
    You: i dont see msn, is it near paint?
    You: im very new lol!
    Stranger: its probably under
    Stranger: windows live
    Stranger: do you see that?
    You: no, windows updated, windows movie maker and windows defender? lol
    Stranger: no windows live?
    You: no windows live
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: then
    Stranger: http://download.live.com
    Stranger: go to that site
    You: theres other crap like windows contact and thing but its noty live!
    Stranger: download it
    Stranger: and install it
    Stranger: :)
    You: ok il try
    Stranger: and that is all
    Stranger: no problem
    Stranger: hope it works
    You: what, no permison, net nanny blocked, what that mean? net nany is some thing pc world put in it
    Stranger: who installed that?
    You: pc world
    You: for me ma
    Stranger: thats a software that parents use not to let their kids go to some sites
    Stranger: like porn and stuff
    You: so i cant get msn now?
    Stranger: hope so
    Stranger: well i got to go
    Stranger: kisses
    Stranger: or hughs
    You: ok buy
    You: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This is my convo, at first i thought it was a bot, but soon discovered not so :pac:

    Nick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: i want cock

    You: hey, erm i dont really speak much english, that ok?

    Stranger: but at least you got what i'm looking for didnt you

    You: why do you want cock? do you not have one?

    Stranger: yes and thats why i want another one

    You: thats a little strange. i woulda thought one was enough?

    Stranger: not for gay blokes :P

    You: erm what? didnt you say cock? like in chicken?

    Stranger: haha no

    Stranger: christ

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: tip?

    You: 4:15 at cheltenham, she's called "eazy money". put a 10 on each way, yeah?

    Stranger: yep

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: ask me five questions

    You: why?

    Stranger: will u ask?

    You: dude if you cant even answer 1 properly how are we going to get thru 5?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: i really have a bad type of insomnia

    You: dont worry, theres no point in losing sleep over it

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 255 ✭✭baglady


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hi

    Stranger: god?


    You: no

    You: not quite

    You: u?

    Stranger: jesus

    You: why didnt u say dad so

    Stranger: ....cause u stopped paying child support....bitch

    You: yeah...recession and all that.....

    Stranger: ....y wont u and mom get together again god?

    You: its complicated

    You: joseph and all that....

    Stranger: ....u dont understand me....no one does

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    You: hi
    Stranger: merhaba canım
    You: okay
    You: ????
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: turkish ok?
    You: how are you
    Stranger: yahu git mal
    Stranger: türksün işte
    You: I dont speak it but ive been there
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Damn those turks!:p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: how are you
    Stranger: depressed really (:
    Stranger: how bout you?
    You: oh no
    You: meh im ok
    Stranger: nice (=
    You: y u sad
    Stranger: girl (:
    You: doh
    You: of course
    Stranger: anyway gotta go (:
    Stranger: about htat
    Connection asploded.
    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Iam wile bored:(:o

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi...

    You: i have a car with a horse in the boot,i call him edward and feed him nuts.He adores me and tells me he loves me.I say yes and pet him,the girls love him.He loves the girls.........................giddity
    Stranger: so finally they 2 stay together....
    You: yea
    You: iam happy
    You: hes my mate
    You: he studies physics
    Stranger: wow...sweet
    You: and russian
    You: he wants to join the patriots
    You: QB
    Stranger: so ur here 2 spead ur love?
    You: no,just the wonderful nature of owning a horse who live in my car
    You: who is a high acheiver
    Stranger: haha
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Crazy brazilians!

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi
    You: eh up george
    Stranger: Olá, Brazil ?
    You: ya
    You: u?
    Stranger: Tbm, q estado ?
    You: eh?
    You: no comprende?!
    Stranger: O q vc tá falando ?
    You: pato,kaka,ronaldo(the fat one) maicon and julio cesar

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 252 ✭✭plissken


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi, lady with cam? i'm male from italy.. 21 years old..
    You: cool, im a lady from ireland
    Stranger: ahh
    Stranger: super
    Stranger: love irish ladys..
    Stranger: you like the sex
    Stranger: :-)
    You: sure do
    Stranger: got webcam?
    You: no
    Stranger: hmm
    Stranger: whats your name
    You: mary, you
    Stranger: ah sexy
    Stranger: Alessandro
    You: hello
    Stranger: you want to sex me
    Stranger: haha..
    Stranger: can i see u
    You: you want too see my sexy body ?
    Stranger: yes
    You: you want too see me ?
    Stranger: yes
    You: here i am http://savestlukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mary_harney_aaa_00301.jpg
    You: what do you think
    Stranger: waht are you

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭roar_ie




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: i love you

    Stranger: Hello

    Stranger: I love you more

    You: i love you the most

    Stranger: I love you the mostest

    You: i really love you the mostest

    Stranger: okay

    You: HA!

    Stranger: ha what?

    You: i win

    Stranger: oh well

    You: i hate you

    Stranger: I ****ing hate you

    You: i ****ing hate you so much!

    You: i ****ing love you

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I still love him! :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 227 ✭✭up them Schteps


    Stranger: hey baby, wanna play with your wet pussy for me on webcam?

    You: yes, you know funny story. I was actually thinking that is something I really want to do!

    Stranger: really?

    You: Yeah!

    Stranger: wanna do it?

    Stranger: I mean

    Stranger: I dont have a webcam atm

    Stranger: but id LOVE to watch

    You: Then why did you ask!

    Stranger: i swear im no freak

    You: Where all the same here!

    You: So do you want to do it?

    Stranger: sure

    Stranger: endlesslymarcus@hotmail.com

    You: Hi marcus!

    You: I like your name

    Stranger: thanks

    Stranger: you gonna IM me?

    You: I have a link already, i kinda dont this before....... Dont judge me please

    Stranger: no problem

    You: I think your gonna judge me, i dont think i want to do it, convince me!

    Stranger: I promise on....

    Stranger: my dick

    Stranger: falling off

    You: :O thats a big risk! a/s/l

    Stranger: i hate answering asls

    Stranger: i dont wanna be the wrong age

    Stranger: im old enough

    Stranger: but not REALLY old

    You: You must be over 18......

    Stranger: under 24

    You: ok, you ready?

    Stranger: mmhmm

    You: your not ready?

    Stranger: yes i am

    Stranger: very ready

    You: 2 mins so!

    Stranger: ..okay

    Stranger: <<

    Stranger: *sigh(

    You: ok its small and hairy.....I hope you like black?

    Stranger: brb

    You: Where you going?

    You: hello?

    Stranger: sorry

    Stranger: bathroom

    Stranger: lol

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: im ready

    You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gFyB7dGxs

    Stranger: uou

    Stranger: ****ing

    Stranger: suck

    Stranger: dick

    Stranger: bitch

    Stranger: ****

    Stranger: whore

    Stranger: slut

    Stranger: dyke

    Stranger: ass

    You: Have a **** over that

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Jimbo


    You: Oh Hai
    Stranger: Chinese?
    You: Sure! Why not?
    Stranger: ?
    You: I'll have the cantonese duck with fried rice and a portion of chips. How long will it be?
    Stranger: ??
    You: Why your not a chinese atall are you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    What the hell?


    Connecting to server...

    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: yo

    Stranger: hi

    Stranger: what

    Stranger: gone?

    You: Nope I'm still here :)

    Stranger: I'm horny, I have a webcam, my msn: znmichel@hotmail.com

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭donvito99


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: Meep Meep!

    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: hi~~
    Stranger: where are you from?
    Stranger: i,m from korea
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    I didn't even get a word in tht conversation ffs! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    Stranger: hey

    You: helo

    Stranger: from where

    You: earth mainly

    You: but i dabble in interstellar travel

    then he disconnected :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 172 ✭✭sillisome fiend


    Stranger: if your over 14 disconnect
    You: PEDO ALERT
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    God dammit, I wanted to test this thing out for a funny conversation but instead I've somehow found a sane person and am actually having a pretty coherent conversastion instead...oh the ironing!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,635 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ravelleman


    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: ireland
    You: you?
    Stranger: wow
    Stranger: my dream land
    Stranger: i'm from china
    Stranger: i like irish folk song very muck
    You have disconnected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,330 ✭✭✭niallon


    Ravelleman wrote: »
    Stranger: i like irish folk song very muck
    You have disconnected.

    How dare he call our music muck!
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hai

    You: I can see you

    Stranger: what 's the colour of the shirt i'm wearing?

    You: Red

    Stranger: no

    You: Blue

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: it's yellow

    You: That's what I said

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi!
    You: wazzzzzzupppppppp!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: PEDO ALERT!!!
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: i was only jk
    You: :rolleyes:
    Stranger: *laugh*
    You: I'm naked
    Stranger: WHAT!!!0-o
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: PENIS!
    Stranger: hey there :)
    You: HI
    Stranger: asl
    You: Male 65 denver
    You: Fat and hairy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: PENIS¬!
    Stranger: who are you?
    You: PEDOBEAR!
    Stranger: u want cp?
    You: no. ffs.
    You: PEDO ALERT!
    You: Now i have pigs knocking on my door. Thanks a lot stranger.
    Stranger: ur welcome
    You have disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hhey

    Stranger: asl?

    You: im male

    Stranger: hm

    Stranger: i'm not

    Stranger: are u under 16?

    You: nope, 23

    Stranger: OMG OLD GRUMPY MAN

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭5318008!


    Connecting to server...

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I am a girl
    Stranger: hi :D
    ASL ?
    Stranger: im a boy :D
    You: do you want to have sex with me
    Stranger: yeah !
    You have disconnected.

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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :)
    Stranger: asl please
    You: herro flom japan
    You: 20 m
    You: u a girl?
    You: your greeting would suggest that
    You: don't get much real girls around here
    You: do you not get perved all the time?
    Stranger: yeah !
    Stranger: =]
    Stranger: ;)
    Stranger: im 19 f
    Stranger: london
    Stranger: & i love getting perved !
    You: really?
    You: not that i'm trying to coz there's oceans between us....
    You: but do you hook up with guys on this?
    Stranger: yeahh ! kinda ;)
    You: :O
    You: :O
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    You: :O
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    Stranger: stop
    You: :O
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    Stranger: stop
    You: :O
    Stranger: stop
    You: :O
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭don ramo


    You: asl

    Stranger: 70 f namibia

    You: hey hunny

    gone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: arse

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hello?
    Stranger: hej
    Stranger: hey*
    You: hay
    You: yoinks
    You: what you wearing?
    Stranger: from ?
    You: im wearing jeans and a tee shirt
    You: ireland
    Stranger: i just wearing a tee shirt and a pair of briefs
    You: ...
    You: where's your pants?
    You: why aret you wearing pants?
    Stranger: haha i dont know .d
    Stranger: :D
    You: i can take a wild guess.
    You: its dancing to gogl bordello
    You: ??
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: told you it was wild
    Stranger: no its to hot to have pants :P
    Stranger: how old are u ?=)
    You: 195
    You: months old
    You: hang on, ill check that...
    Stranger: haahah fun ;)
    You: here, i dont have mathamatics in my country
    You: how many years is 195 months?
    Stranger: i dont know :O
    You: why not?
    You: what country are you from??
    You: it sounds lost
    Stranger: sweden, hahah but you should know how old you are :O
    You: 195 months
    You: months cos thats the only way i can count time
    Stranger: okey :O
    You: and 195 cos thats how many months i like
    You: ..
    You: im 67
    You: this is the first time ive used a computer
    Stranger: are u seriuse :s
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Connecting to server...
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    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: penis
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: hah
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 299 ✭✭Firefox10


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: i like cake

    Stranger: really

    Stranger: i hate cakes

    Stranger: i like chocolates thou

    You: choc is good....cake is good too

    Stranger: ahan

    Stranger: choc is betta than a cake

    You: they should have a battle!

    Stranger: chocolates wil win

    Stranger: no need fr a batle

    You: what type of choc then?

    Stranger: hmm

    Stranger: i like all kinds of chocolates :D

    Stranger: an i dnt get it how do u like cakes?

    You: you know....cakes..there tasty

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,111 ✭✭✭tba


    5318008! wrote: »
    You: herro flom japan

    I almost wet my pants reading that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hey

    You: hey

    Stranger: asl?

    You: 2/f/mongolia

    Stranger: whatsup?

    Stranger: 20 m UK btw

    You: not much. just feeding my camels.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hi

    You: hi. are you a sexy little girl?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: COCK

    Stranger: and, dont forget, balls

    You: COCKBALLS

    Stranger: good choice sir

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