talk to a complete stranger!!!!

SarahJ

I got a handy website from someone on it

www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com

polishpaddy

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You: ever see american psycho?

Stranger: i wish

You: why not?

You: you got tv?

Stranger: idk. never got aorund ot it

Stranger: yea

You: jesus you must be busy

Stranger: lol. yupp

You: lifes what happens when your busy

You: so what is it your to busy for?

Stranger: drugs

You: thats all?

Stranger: drugs and schol

Stranger: school*

You: ah good mix

Stranger: hell yea

You: so your going to college?

Stranger: im actually in highschool

You: ah you've a long way to go

Stranger: prly not going to college tho

You: and many drugs to try

Stranger: deffnitly

You: why not?

Stranger: school just isnt my thing

You: is a trade more your style?

Stranger: yea

You: good stuff

You: get your trade and **** school

You: and **** any girl you know

Stranger: xactly

Stranger: 2 years at the tech then im done

You: as when your older youll not get any lol

Stranger: u do drugs?

You: and watch ever see american psycho !!!!!!!

You: i did all drugs

You: lol

Stranger: all of em??

You: im going to invade china tomorrow

You: wanna help me?

Stranger: sweet?

Stranger: sure

You: sweets no

You: lol

You: i got a 9mm

You: what u got?

Stranger: i want one

Stranger: ive got...

Stranger: hodl on

Stranger: a big stick?

You: lol

You: i got rocks and shoes

You: and a few eggs

Stranger: lol. i have a puppy

You: we might do some major damage

You: lol

You: how far can you throw him?

Stranger: as far as i can trust him. haha.

You: oh our ****ed so lol

You: hey its 4am im in ireland

You: ur from america?

Stranger: yea

You: cool

Stranger: its only like 10

You: ah

You: well im up in 4 hours

You: so have a gud night

You: and stay out of trouble

You: or ill kick ur ass

You:

Stranger: lol

Stranger: later

You: be good goodlck

cherryghost

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You: hello?

Stranger: **** OF SON OF BITCH

You: haha

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Stranger: http://ihateyoujessica.com/?id=r4h96jbv1qd3ml0f02lejt5iqqyjdu
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2x__9vAtVI
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that took about a second. she ctrl+v instantly so i did too..

Turd Ferguson

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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: Whats your name?
Stranger: blake, you?
You: Kvein
Stranger: hi kevin
You: no no no its Kvein. my parents are dyslexic
Stranger: huh?
You: Yeah they are a bit mongo and they put kvein on my birth cert. idiots
Stranger: oh wow. that sucks lol
You: Yeah, its ok though. I get my own back by raping them daily
You: you still there?

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GrumPy

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You: finland?
Stranger: yes
You: ffs
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Stranger: hi
You: where from?
You: hi
Stranger: u?
You: not finland anyway
Stranger: haha villtalk
You: everyones from stupid finland
Stranger: villatalk?
You: villtalk?
You: wat
Stranger: no ok then

AnonoBoy

You: DON'T YOU DIE ON ME DAMN IT!!!!
Stranger: okay
You: *phew*
You: That was close
You: You gave me quite a scare there Shep
Stranger: sorry..
You: you can't go playing in traffic like that
You: None of the other dogs do
You: I think I'm going to have to put you back on the leash
Stranger: NO >:(
You: Sorry ol' buddy but it's for the best
You: C'mere Shep
You: Stop struggling
Stranger: no i dont wanna
You: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Stranger: NO
You: Now let me get this muzzle on you
You: damn dog
You: Stop biting
Stranger: 8)
You: Gah!
You: Now
You: I'm going to tie you up in the back yard
You: and you can lick your balls for the rest of the day
Stranger: that is SO mean
You: Well tough
You: you're a dog
You: you can't complain
Stranger: animal hater
You: Stupid Mutt
Stranger: im gonna bite youre crazy bitch ass
You: Shoulda got you neutered when we are the vet's last week
DISCONNECTED

truecrippler

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Stranger: hi
You: Whats up?
Stranger: the sky is up
Stranger: kkk
You: ?
Stranger: ?
You: kkk? racist?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ....
Stranger: why?
You: Are you sure?
You: You said "kkk".
You: Ku Klux Klan
Stranger: ¬¬
You: Thats not cool man
You: tut tut
Stranger: kkk = hahaha
Stranger: ¬¬
You: I don't think so.
You: I'm going to report you.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: kkk
You: :O Racist
You: Stop it please.
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
Stranger: kkk
You: That's not nice.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: kkk
You: Omegle me bollox.
Stranger: fcuk
Stranger: u
Stranger: bitch
You: Schweeeeeeh
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A-Trak

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Stranger: Hey!
You: SARAH CONNOR?
Stranger: Sh1t
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Tom65

This is my new favourite thing:

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: im a man
Stranger: 23
Stranger: london
You: good for you, im a man too!
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bronte

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Stranger: hey asl?
You: hello
You: 25/f/london
Stranger: 18 m london
You: oh cool
Stranger: yup
You: what part?
Stranger: hackney
Stranger: you?
You: Ealing!
Stranger: niice
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antodeco

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You: hello
Stranger: hola
You: is it me you're looking for?
Stranger: yes
You: I can see it in your eyes, I can see it in your smile
You: you're all I ever wanted
You: my eyes are open wide
Stranger: so is my pussy
You: I like Ricky Gervais songs. He's a great singer and songwriter
Stranger: same
You: Your pussy is open wide?
You: Did you stab it?
You: I prefer puppies
Stranger: same
Stranger: m f
Stranger: same
Stranger: i male
You: m and f?
Stranger: sweet
You: you double gender?
You: nice!
Stranger: yep
You: so do you stick your penis in yourself?
Stranger: bye
You: aw dont go
You: im lonley
You: and have penguin bars to share
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Ruu_Old

;_; Just no good at this carry on.

Stranger: Where r u?
You: USA
Stranger: M/f?
You: you?
You: both
Stranger: M
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Stranger: hi
You: WHASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUP
Stranger: GOOD THX
Stranger: U?
You: I AM DOING VERY WELL, THANK YOU FOR ASKING
You: SORRY MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
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You: im an english man in new york
Stranger: I am a Chinese man in Beijing
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DirtyBollox

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You: yo dawg

Stranger: yo what up mark asss trikck asssss biiiiiiiitch

You: fo shizzle

Stranger: yea sun

You: ya digg?

Stranger: rollin dem fotys hittin dem swichez

You: eastside or westside?

Stranger: **** nigga i roll straight up

You: straight down ma nizzle

Stranger: in that bitches pizzle

You: fo shizzle?

Stranger: fo shizzle

You: nice

Stranger: i dont think i understood a word this whole convo

Stranger: but i enjoyed it very much

You: so did i

Stranger: good day sir

You: good day to you

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Futurism

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You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.
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You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.
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You: This conversation is being monitored by the US Department of Homeland Security.
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Dave!

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You: hi there
Stranger: everyone have been so mean to me
You: f*ck off

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Yesssssssssss

edit:

A-Trak wrote: »

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Stranger: Hey!
You: SARAH CONNOR?
Stranger: Sh1t
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LMAO

Just made me spit tea everywhere, but totally worth it!

My name is URL

Stranger - Hello
You - Hello!
Stranger - Hello?
You - Hello!
Stranger - Hello!
You - Hello?
Stranger - Well whaddya know about that?!
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haha

brennaldo

Stranger: hi
You: hi, how are ya
Stranger: are you a whale?
You: yes, how did ya know
Stranger: i had a hunch,

are all the conversations on it just plain weird,

(not complaining though, it was pretty funny)

brennaldo

hahaha......

Stranger: nakit

You: Are you a lion

Stranger: **** yeha

Stranger: www.kraantjepappie.nl

You: oh wow so am i,whats the link ??

Stranger: awesom music

Stranger: from holland

You: cool, i have a website for music, its mine

www.*infoslash*.net

its me, im trying to become a singer, tell me what ya think

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i wonder if they fell for it lol,

(by the way, dont click the link haha)

Jimbo

Stranger: hi
You: hello stranger
You: this is an automated message from Omegle
You: would you like to participate in a survey on this website?
You: type yes or no
Stranger: yes
You: 1. What country are you from?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: U.S
You: 2. How did you find this site?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: a friend
Stranger: ......
You: 3. Are you a male/female
Stranger: femalee
Stranger: ...........
You: 4. What age are you?
Stranger: why do u care
You: Please answer the question with a numerical answer
Stranger: 17
You: giggity
Stranger: wow this aint no surveyy
You: Americans, lol.
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LightningBolt

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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: 77/m/jail

Stranger: lol

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hello_there_jim

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Stranger: all I want is half an hour of fun cyber sex... interested?

You: male or female?

Stranger: male

You: ya ok

Stranger: you female?

You: yup

Stranger: msn?

You: nooooooo, im male you queer!

c-note

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Stranger: are you as horny as i am?

You: how horny are you

Stranger: pretty horny

You: how pretty

Stranger: like a kitten

You: i'm less horny than a kitten

Stranger: oh

Stranger: bad times

You: i'm more horny like a mongoose

Stranger: ah ive heard theyre randy little critters

You: especially if they catch you off-guard

Stranger: yeahh

Stranger: (H)

hello_there_jim

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You: asl

Stranger: 我是從月亮

those chinks

c-note

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Stranger: On a dark desert highway

You: cool wind in my hair

Stranger: warm smell of colitas

You: rising up through the air

Stranger: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

You: my head grew heavy

Stranger: and my sight grew dim

You: i had to stop for the night

Stranger: There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Stranger: THE GAME

Insect Overlord

c-note wrote: »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: On a dark desert highway

You: cool wind in my hair

Stranger: warm smell of colitas

You: rising up through the air

Stranger: Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

You: my head grew heavy

Stranger: and my sight grew dim

You: i had to stop for the night

Stranger: There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
this could be heaven or this could be hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Stranger: THE GAME

C-c-c-combo breaker!

Jello

Stranger: hi
You: HELLO
Stranger: asl?
You: CAN YOU HEAR ME UP THERE
You: ARE YOU GUINEA PIG?
Stranger: I CAN HEAR YOU
Stranger: NO IM NOT GUINEA PIG
You: OK FINE
You: DAMN
Stranger: BUT I KNOW GUINEA PIG
You: OOOOOH
Stranger: DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY HIM SOTHING?
Stranger: SOMETHING
You: DO YOU LIKE TO BE TOUCHED ON YOUR GENITALS?
You: ASK HIM THAT
Stranger: BRB
You: K
Stranger: YEAH HE LOVES THAT
Stranger: HE WONDER WHERE YOU ARE
You: OK
You: I AM HERE
You: WITH YOU
You: TELL HIM TO HURRY
Stranger: OK
Stranger: HE IS IN BATHROOM
You: OK
You: PRIVACY MUST BE GIVEN
You: AND IT CAN BE DANGEROUS IN THERE
Stranger: IT SURE CAN
You: YES.
Stranger: HE HAS A QUESTION
You: OK
You: LET ME HEAR IT
Stranger: WHO WAS PHONE?!
You: WHAT
You: I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stranger: IT WAS NICE TALKING TO YOU BUT I HAVE TO GO BYE!
You: OK BYEBYE
Stranger: HAVE AN AWESOME DAY SIR
You: ENJOY
You: YOU TOO!!!
Stranger: BYEE1

Jesus Juice

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Stranger: hi
You: arite
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Rowley Birkin QC

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You: woof
Stranger: Hello
You: woof woof
Stranger: Not too bad thanks
Stranger: yourself?
You: woof woof bark woof
Stranger: Awesome
Stranger: been up to much?
You: woof.....bark!!!! woof?
Stranger: Oh sweet!
Stranger: Erm, not much reallyu
Stranger: boring
Stranger: Where you from?
You: woof, bark bark bark bark woof
Stranger: Lol, no way!
Stranger: Me too!
You: woofin bark bark snort
You: !!!11!!
Stranger: Lol yeah itis isnt it
You: woooooooooooff!!
Stranger: How many!?
You: baark....bark..woof....................baaaark..meow ;-)
Stranger: Lol, you're crazy dude
You: bow wow bark howl
You: ??
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
You: hooooooooowl/bark/woof, woof
Stranger: rofl
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Tyler MacDurden

I've yet to find a boardsie, but this fella wasn't a bad sort

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You: is that you?
Stranger: It appears it is me, yes
You: thank fook for that
Stranger: Is that you though?
You: i thought it was the other one
You: it's me
You: of course
Stranger: Nah, he's a twat
You: that he is
Stranger: Excellent
You: 24-carat
Stranger: I'd sell him, but nobody would buy
Stranger: Worthless
You: pawn him off for free
You: the russians will have him
Stranger: Good idea
Stranger: The russians would buy anything
You: precisely
Stranger: Perhaps we could sell him in pieces to maximise revenue?
You: won't be so smart when he's turning tricks for lollipops in a slough bedsit
Stranger: Haha nope xD
You: boards?
Stranger: Indeed
You: obviously not
Stranger: :P
You: ah well, no-one's perfect
Stranger: He is far from it
You: i blame the parents
Stranger: We are perfect though, we are amazing
You: and modest
Stranger: Me too, they are also twats
You: by dens of twats encompassed
Stranger: We are very midest, but I must admit we are fooking fantastic
Stranger: modest*
You: in all modesty, i concur
Stranger: I'm glad, you had no choice
You: so they tell us
You: free will eh? LOL
Stranger: Haha yeah xD Free Will does not exist, we are factors of deterministic elements.
You: i never expected to find one of us on here *secret handshake*
You: greetings brother
Stranger: *secret handshake*