talk to a complete stranger!!!!

dossier

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Stranger: hi


You: What do think about how the present government is handling the financial crisis?

Stranger: Well, let me answer that with another question. Do you ever phantasize about torturing people to the point of disgust while not really letting them die, until they're crawling on the ground like worms in lakes of blood begging for death but they're unable to just die, and then you start cutting their limbs off while trying to slow down the bleeding in order to provide them a slow and painful death before drinking every single drop of blood and committing violent suicide by stabbing yourself on the back with a fork 37 times?

You: Sometimes, tell me more?

Stranger: It's exactly the same situation.

Stranger: Also The Game

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Jesus Juice

Stranger: wassup
You: Nothing much asl?
Stranger: 33-male-finland
You: 17 yr old male Zanzibar
Stranger: africa?
You: Yes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hows the weather?
You: Sunny and dry!
You: Snowing earlier though
Stranger: as usual?
Stranger: what? snowing?
You: Yeah we got a turn for the worst
You: Blizzard
Stranger: o

Ahh god thats the first time I've got that far with the Zanzibar line!

dez_warlock

You: Hi
Stranger: lets chat hot
You: YES
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: you a guy?
You: gal : )
You: You?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: here
Stranger: guy
Stranger: from where are you?
Stranger: and whats your age baby
You: UK
You: 21
You: Honey
Stranger: nice enough
Stranger: lets get on...
You: you?
Stranger: are you horny babe
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I am too hot ..
You: Wanna see my pics sexy?
Stranger: I just want to **** the **** out of you
Stranger: hah
Stranger: yea
Stranger: would help me get om
Stranger: on
You: awesome
You: Haha
You: Well i put up on my art site
You: Check it out
Stranger: ok
Stranger: where?
You: Lemonparty.org
Stranger: what are you wearing right now?
Stranger: that site doesnot show your pics
You: Really?
Stranger: ya.
You: What's on it then?
Stranger: hell

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ayapatrick

You: hi
Stranger: Arabic
Stranger: Arabic?
Stranger: hi
You: hello.- ireland
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Lia_lia

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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: please don't speak arabic
You: or say asl
Stranger: m or f
You: argh.
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Lia_lia

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Stranger:
Connecting to computer via open port [49220] ...

Injecting Win32/Conficker.A into dir C:\Windows ...

Circumventing User Account Control ...

Please wait ...
Stranger:
Injection Completed. Your system is now infected ...

Good luck.
You: glad I'm on a mac then
Stranger: Operating System: Windows detected.
Stranger: Stranger = FAIL
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banjopaul

Stranger: knock knock
You: who's there?
Stranger: disco
You: disco who?
Stranger: disconnect
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I've had so many wierd converstions on this, its genius!:D

D.Q

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You: Lars Ulrich
You: Lars Ulrich
You: Lars Ulrich
You: Lars Ulrich
You: Lars Ulrich
You: Lars Ulrich
You: Lars Ulrich
Stranger: i love you too
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starflake

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You: Ireland
Stranger: is beside England
You: And is covered in..
Stranger: Clovers
Stranger: you thought i was going to say pubes
You: lol... I've not seen too many clovers
You: ha
You: no I thought you would say leprauchans
Stranger: oh
Stranger: no
Stranger: far too advance for myself
You: really why's that?
Stranger: No reason, just small talk
You: are you having nice weather today?
Stranger: the kind of small talk you get at the bus stop, the same bustop which has the good weather
You: well my bus stop is all rainy
You: I dont talk to any one at my bus stop they're scary
Stranger: you are scary to
You: why?
Stranger: your name is stranger
You: so is yours though
Stranger: ah, but i have a Omegle gold account, so i can see you
Stranger: O_O
You: wooo im scared now!! what do i loook like so?
Stranger: A ginger thing, hard to tell
You: no no black hair
You: bet you've black hair too
Stranger: Nope brown
Stranger: ^_^
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Racist

foxinsox

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Stranger: Hi

You: hi stranger

Stranger: Do you have a faith?

You: you come here often?

Stranger: China.Who supply toys.

You: no think she's gone to Tesco

You: China? I dunno try the phone book?

Stranger: I chatted with a guy from middle-east just now.

You: From Blanch?

Stranger: Syria

You: Is that in Russia?

Stranger: He said american are terrists.

Stranger: I am in china.

You: i don't like territorials

Stranger: Me 2

You: china is near ireland isn't it?

Stranger: By the way,how old are you?


You: 26 next year

You: u?

Stranger: Me 2

Stranger: Glad to see you.My friend.

Stranger: It's my luck to see you

You: u can see me?

Stranger: See you on the net.

You: yes ur very very lucky only the chosen ones get to see me

You: I'm special ;-)

Stranger: Unique

You: are u in washington or los angeles?

Stranger: I go to sleep now,see you tommorrow.

Stranger: Bye

You: k bye bye

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Silenceisbliss

Stranger: well `` what do u come here to find
You: you
You: i've been looking for you
You: are you the interent?
Stranger: whats that
You: the interenet...
You: internet rather
You: 001010101010111010000000101110100110110110011001001101111011111011
Stranger: wow `` i have no idea about that
You: are you a badger?
You: ......okay, no. youre american arn't you
Stranger: why do u said that way
You: haha, lol
Stranger: ``what are laughing at
You: you
You: you dont know what the internet is....it's funny/sad
You: like watching a clown get murdered
Stranger: ```thats funny

Raiser

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You: Hi - I'm up for GBH.
Stranger: what does it means?
You: Means watch yer back Buddy.
Stranger: uh
Stranger: good luck
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GiftofGab

im talking to somebody from dublin, deadly

yoyo

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Stranger: hello
You: hi, is this msn?
Stranger: not quite msn
Stranger: but same concept
Stranger: only diference is that you don't know the person you are talking to
You: how do i msn,. i found this in the google and i need it, i fgound out about it and need it, but cant udo it
Stranger: well, you should have msn installed on your computer
Stranger: do you have it installed?
You: how is this done?
You: i have windows and i instaled a game before
Stranger: click start
You: where?
Stranger: then go to programs
Stranger: and look for msn
Stranger: bottom left of your screen
You: the roundy buton?
You: button*
Stranger: yep
You: done
Stranger: then click all programs
Stranger: and search for the msn thingy
Stranger: it's around there somewhere
You: is it in windows updated?
Stranger: nop
You: i dont see msn, is it near paint?
You: im very new lol!
Stranger: its probably under
Stranger: windows live
Stranger: do you see that?
You: no, windows updated, windows movie maker and windows defender? lol
Stranger: no windows live?
You: no windows live
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
Stranger: http://download.live.com
Stranger: go to that site
You: theres other crap like windows contact and thing but its noty live!
Stranger: download it
Stranger: and install it
Stranger:
You: ok il try
Stranger: and that is all
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: hope it works
You: what, no permison, net nanny blocked, what that mean? net nany is some thing pc world put in it
Stranger: who installed that?
You: pc world
You: for me ma
Stranger: thats a software that parents use not to let their kids go to some sites
Stranger: like porn and stuff
You: so i cant get msn now?
Stranger: hope so
Stranger: well i got to go
Stranger: kisses
Stranger: or hughs
You: ok buy
You: bye
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This is my convo, at first i thought it was a bot, but soon discovered not so :pac:

Nick

DamagedTrax

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Stranger: i want cock

You: hey, erm i dont really speak much english, that ok?

Stranger: but at least you got what i'm looking for didnt you

You: why do you want cock? do you not have one?

Stranger: yes and thats why i want another one

You: thats a little strange. i woulda thought one was enough?

Stranger: not for gay blokes :P

You: erm what? didnt you say cock? like in chicken?

Stranger: haha no

Stranger: christ

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:pac::pac::pac:

DamagedTrax

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Stranger: tip?

You: 4:15 at cheltenham, she's called "eazy money". put a 10 on each way, yeah?

Stranger: yep

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DamagedTrax

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: ask me five questions

You: why?

Stranger: will u ask?

You: dude if you cant even answer 1 properly how are we going to get thru 5?

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DamagedTrax

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: i really have a bad type of insomnia

You: dont worry, theres no point in losing sleep over it

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:pac::pac::pac:

baglady

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You: hi

Stranger: god?


You: no

You: not quite

You: u?

Stranger: jesus

You: why didnt u say dad so

Stranger: ....cause u stopped paying child support....bitch

You: yeah...recession and all that.....

Stranger: ....y wont u and mom get together again god?

You: its complicated

You: joseph and all that....

Stranger: ....u dont understand me....no one does

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bronte

You: hi
Stranger: merhaba canım
You: okay
You: ????
Stranger: hi
Stranger: turkish ok?
You: how are you
Stranger: yahu git mal
Stranger: türksün işte
You: I dont speak it but ive been there
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Damn those turks!:p

bronte

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: depressed really (:
Stranger: how bout you?
You: oh no
You: meh im ok
Stranger: nice (=
You: y u sad
Stranger: girl (:
You: doh
You: of course
Stranger: anyway gotta go (:
Stranger: about htat
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Local-womanizer

Iam wile bored:(:o

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Stranger: hi...

You: i have a car with a horse in the boot,i call him edward and feed him nuts.He adores me and tells me he loves me.I say yes and pet him,the girls love him.He loves the girls.........................giddity
Stranger: so finally they 2 stay together....
You: yea
You: iam happy
You: hes my mate
You: he studies physics
Stranger: wow...sweet
You: and russian
You: he wants to join the patriots
You: QB
Stranger: so ur here 2 spead ur love?
You: no,just the wonderful nature of owning a horse who live in my car
You: who is a high acheiver
Stranger: haha
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Local-womanizer

Crazy brazilians!

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Stranger: Hi
You: eh up george
Stranger: Olá, Brazil ?
You: ya
You: u?
Stranger: Tbm, q estado ?
You: eh?
You: no comprende?!
Stranger: O q vc tá falando ?
You: pato,kaka,ronaldo(the fat one) maicon and julio cesar

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plissken

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Stranger: hi, lady with cam? i'm male from italy.. 21 years old..
You: cool, im a lady from ireland
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: super
Stranger: love irish ladys..
Stranger: you like the sex
Stranger: :-)
You: sure do
Stranger: got webcam?
You: no
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: whats your name
You: mary, you
Stranger: ah sexy
Stranger: Alessandro
You: hello
Stranger: you want to sex me
Stranger: haha..
Stranger: can i see u
You: you want too see my sexy body ?
Stranger: yes
You: you want too see me ?
Stranger: yes
You: here i am http://savestlukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mary_harney_aaa_00301.jpg
You: what do you think
Stranger: waht are you

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roar_ie

plissken wrote: »

You: here i am http://savestlukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mary_harney_aaa_00301.jpg

Brillant

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plissken wrote: »

http://savestlukes.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mary_harney_aaa_00301.jpg

That was mean!mean but genius!

drunkymonkey

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You: i love you

Stranger: Hello

Stranger: I love you more

You: i love you the most

Stranger: I love you the mostest

You: i really love you the mostest

Stranger: okay

You: HA!

Stranger: ha what?

You: i win

Stranger: oh well

You: i hate you

Stranger: I ****ing hate you

You: i ****ing hate you so much!

You: i ****ing love you

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I still love him!

up them Schteps

Stranger: hey baby, wanna play with your wet pussy for me on webcam?

You: yes, you know funny story. I was actually thinking that is something I really want to do!

Stranger: really?

You: Yeah!

Stranger: wanna do it?

Stranger: I mean

Stranger: I dont have a webcam atm

Stranger: but id LOVE to watch

You: Then why did you ask!

Stranger: i swear im no freak

You: Where all the same here!

You: So do you want to do it?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: endlesslymarcus@hotmail.com

You: Hi marcus!

You: I like your name

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: you gonna IM me?

You: I have a link already, i kinda dont this before....... Dont judge me please

Stranger: no problem

You: I think your gonna judge me, i dont think i want to do it, convince me!

Stranger: I promise on....

Stranger: my dick

Stranger: falling off

You: :O thats a big risk! a/s/l

Stranger: i hate answering asls

Stranger: i dont wanna be the wrong age

Stranger: im old enough

Stranger: but not REALLY old

You: You must be over 18......

Stranger: under 24

You: ok, you ready?

Stranger: mmhmm

You: your not ready?

Stranger: yes i am

Stranger: very ready

You: 2 mins so!

Stranger: ..okay

Stranger: <<

Stranger: *sigh(

You: ok its small and hairy.....I hope you like black?

Stranger: brb

You: Where you going?

You: hello?

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: bathroom

Stranger: lol

Stranger: okay

Stranger: im ready

You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6gFyB7dGxs

Stranger: uou

Stranger: ****ing

Stranger: suck

Stranger: dick

Stranger: bitch

Stranger: ****

Stranger: whore

Stranger: slut

Stranger: dyke

Stranger: ass

You: Have a **** over that

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Jimbo

You: Oh Hai
Stranger: Chinese?
You: Sure! Why not?
Stranger: ?
You: I'll have the cantonese duck with fried rice and a portion of chips. How long will it be?
Stranger: ??
You: Why your not a chinese atall are you?
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Leprachaun

What the hell?


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You: yo

Stranger: hi

Stranger: what

Stranger: gone?

You: Nope I'm still here

Stranger: I'm horny, I have a webcam, my msn: znmichel@hotmail.com

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