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You: D'ya hear about this Hollywood actress who was stabbed?!
You: Just heard it on the news
Stranger: no ?
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Stranger: witherspoon?
You: No, with a knife!
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I'm here all week.. tip your waitress on the way out!
Stranger: really
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Stranger: Knarf never behaves
Stranger: only when he likes to
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Stranger: Yo soy Johnny Cash
Stranger: si?
You: have you a ring of fire
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Stranger: aww, pedobear
Stranger: I'm not sweet loli though
You: no no, i think you are thinking of someone else, im pedrobear
Stranger: well pedrobear, i'm 18, sooooo. legal.
You: hmmm...
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Making use of the above trend, tis hilarious
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im eating cake
Stranger: wow
You: lol
You: and a cup of tea
You: i just need to tell someone
Stranger: what time is there?
You: 3:58
Stranger: why?
You: its very nice cake
Stranger: teatime
You: no
You: cake time
Stranger: wow
You:
You: where u from
Stranger: u first if u dont mind
You: ?
You: thats weird
You: ok
You: ireland
You: u
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Stranger: I'm Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca
You: im Ivan Von ****z, Ambassador for the Armenian Convention of Boots Throwers
Stranger: Cool
You: do u want to join our international team of lemon eaters?
Stranger: I hate lemons
You: WHAT?!
You: they're an endangered species you know
You:
Stranger: Then stop eating them
You: but the juice is soo tasty
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: ?
You: male..i think
You: you?
Stranger: you think ?
Stranger: :S
Stranger: Trans gender ?
Stranger: Runs
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: good thank you for asking
You: you?
Stranger: im fine where are you from
You: thailand
You: what about you honey
You: ??
Stranger: ireland what you doin now
You: sitting in bed,where in Ireland are you from?I know someone from Donegal
You:
Stranger: dublin What you doin in bed
You: talking to you:P
Stranger: anything else ?
You: well
You: maybe....;)
Stranger: ok then i might be doing something aswell
You: cool
You: same as me I hope?
Stranger: whats that
You: sorting out tax return forms
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You: which came first chicken or egg??
Stranger: Nice
You: well??
Stranger: Egg
You: if u say so...
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You: oh hai
Stranger: hej
You: pedobears gonna getcha
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Maybe not the best introduction..
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Stranger: hey
You: evening
Stranger: asl?
You: ypq?
Stranger: ypq?
You: year/penguin/quilt?
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I figured if they could ask personal questions then so could I.
You: what are ur feelings on sheep?
Stranger: ehh
Stranger: there alright
Stranger: i like llamas
You: ohh..i just lost a little respect for you but then u gained it back with the mention of llamas
Stranger: lmaoo
Stranger: do you like emus?
Stranger: there like minature ostraches
You: nah they're a little too creepy... all long-legged n stuff
You: and beady-eyed!
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: i got bite by on
Stranger: *one
Stranger: hurt like a mofo.
You: did it hiss?? i've seen them hiss!!
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: well idk
Stranger: it made a werid noise
Stranger: then it bit me
You: describe this noise...
You: if it was a word how would you spell it??
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Stranger: but heyy
Stranger: it's okay hun
Stranger: i still love y
Stranger: u
Stranger:
You: aww i thought we had something in common for a minute.. i love y too
You: what a great letter!
Stranger: yeahh i am great babe
You: you're not y you imposter!
Stranger: ofc i am
Stranger: loser
Stranger: i am eveywhere
You: so whats to the left and right of you then??
Stranger: anything i want
Stranger: eiffel, clouds, ur moms ass
Stranger: idk
Stranger: stuff like that
You: the correct answer would be x and z if you were really y dumbass!
Someone claiming to be y...they clearly weren't.
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You: i want to suck your blood
Stranger: ew
You: what?! its no biggy!
Stranger: you one of them twilight nuts?
You: ha ha no just thought id say somethin random... there are a lot of those freaks out there though arent there?!
Stranger: haha yeah
You: what i really wanna suck is...your toes
Stranger: bye bye
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My first ever experience with Omegle was... strange! See for yourself:
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You: I lost the game
Stranger: hi
Stranger: **** the game
You: You're just saying that cause I made ya lose
You: The game rocks
Stranger: no
Stranger: its the dumbest thing ever
Stranger: what makes it at all fun?
You: The fact that it cannot be beaten, making it therefore an everlasting persuit
Stranger: no, if its impossible to be beaten then why try?
Stranger: and it doesnt even pass time
You: Tut tut have you never heard that the fun is in the chase? Besides, it can pass time. I spent 3 hours abusing a friend once who made me lose after a year...
Stranger: its pointless
Stranger: theres nothing to do, its just oh i lost
You: No, it's more like: NoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo I LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *scream*
You: Self-inflicted mental turmoil FTW!
Stranger: yeah aka no fun
You: *sigh* You're clearly normal aren't you?
You: For shame....
Stranger: im far from normal
Stranger: i like snorting salt
Stranger: its way more funt than the game
You: Why snort salt? That's self-inflicted PHYSICAL turmoil. Not half as much fun. . . .
Stranger: no, it gets you really high
Stranger: its not even bad for you
You: That's what you think. Next thing you know, you try to make a melted tampon sandwich in the microwave and end up with half a face. That's bad
You: Salt..... Tis a dangerous thing my child
Stranger: no, its all good
Stranger: just stay away from marijuana
You: Ah but THAT'S where the fun begins you see! The game and marijuana have an unbreakable bond that has it's roots deep in the annals of history
You: Salt simply cannot compare
Stranger: well coke and heroin are a better compination than weed and the game
You: pfffffft naive young fool...
Stranger: no
You: What do you know of drugs? Nothing! I however am the drugmaster. I challenge you to a battle of the minds!
Stranger: deal, i know way more about drugs than you
Stranger: ask me a question about a drug
You: Prepare to be amazed: *deals* See? Told you
You: Ok question it is...
Stranger: haha you think youre the only one that deals?
You: What are the habitual snorting habits of the artic wolf?
You: Hmm?
You: the clock is ticking
Stranger: ......what the ****?
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: thats not a drug question, its a wolf question
You: 0 haha!
You: Ah but if you truly understood drugs, you would know
Stranger: fine what then?
You: They never take drugs. They're wolves. DUH
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: what are the 2 most common painkillers found in opium?
You: Ah my child, I already am. I have you to thank for that
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
You: morphine and your ma's chicken soup
Stranger: 4
Stranger: wow
Stranger: codiene bitch
Stranger: what were ecstasy pills originally made from?
You: Thinly sliced layers of marshmallows
Stranger: ohh close
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
You: skittles
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: mdma
Stranger: ask a real one
You: Ok.... Why is it that you wish to attempt to prove your "superior" knowledge?
Stranger: cause you said you know more..........
You: Ah, you see, that's because I do
Stranger: Stranger: What do you know of drugs? Nothing! I however am the drugmaster. I challenge you to a battle of the minds!
Stranger: well im proving you dont
You: You prove nothing except your own inadequecies
Stranger: youre the one who proved nothing
You: I have no need to prove myself to you. For I am the drugmaster (see above), and you are but a salt-snorting grasshopper
Stranger: how are you the drugmaster?
You: By simply being.
Stranger: aka bull****
You: For me: to live is to be the drugmaster. There is no other path for me: this is my life as discerned by fate.
Stranger: back up your claims, bitch
You: Only when you acknowledge the sheer amazingness of the game.
Stranger: fine
Stranger: it can be fun sometimes
Stranger: and its really clever idea
You: I see into your heart and know this isn't heartfelt. Say it with conviction!
Stranger: its amazing!
You: Use your outdoor voice! Shout it from the rooftops!
Stranger: ive changed my ways!
Stranger: I LOVE THE GAMEEEEEE
You: There we go
Was that so hard?
Stranger: no, ive come to the realization the the game is great
Stranger: now prove yourself
You: Ok. *Is* See? I told you already: the proof is in my existence.
Stranger: do you really even deal?
You: If that's not enough for you, then here: *shows completely undeniable, concrete proof*
You: *deals* Why of course
Stranger: what?
Stranger: do you deal
You: "You: *deals* Why of course"
Stranger: what do you deal?
You: A nice dollop of game losing, with a side of hard drugs and the occasional soft. Mostly though, I inspire.
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You: Hi
You: people keep disconnecting on me
Stranger: aww
Stranger: r u a girl?
You: only on Tuesays
You: *tuesdays
Stranger: drag queen?
You: I prefer cross dresser. My wife doesnt like it though
You: She beats me
You: U?
Stranger: i dont blame people for disconnecting
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Stranger: I love horny duck
Stranger: r u?
You: pedobears gonna getcha
Stranger: awww ****
Stranger: it's all good mah dude
Stranger: pedobearz mad dealer
You: what about peadoduck?
Stranger: erm
Stranger: i kinda eated him
Stranger: *mah dealur
You: you kinda? how can ya kinda eat him- ya either did or ya didnt. was he tasty
Stranger: just realized dat
Stranger: he was delishuz
Stranger: like yo pussy
You: did you kill him or eat him whole?
Stranger: one big bites
Stranger: NOM
You: im a bloke - u into men?
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Stranger: nom
You: Aaargh, stop eating me!
Stranger: om nom nom nom!
You: I taste bad
Stranger: taste good
You: I'm full of syphillis
Stranger: taste like cookies
Stranger: ew
You: HA!
You: Now you have teh ghey! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: we just had a hepatitis outbreak due A McDONALDS EMPLOYEE HAVING IT
Stranger: I hate caps lock -.-
You: yeah well caps lock hates you too
Stranger: I know
Stranger: it's sad
You: and to think....you could have been best friends. if it wasn't for that fateful night......
You: *sobs*
Stranger: *unsuccessfully fights back the tears* i asked you never to mention that night ever again
You: Yeah, well you ask me a lot of things! I can't be everything you want! I'm ONLY HUMAN!!!
You: *weeps hysterically*
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: I should be more considerate of your limitations
Stranger: I'm so insensitive *weeping ensues*
You: Mommy says you get mad when you've been drinking.
Stranger: Mommy is a lying whore, I haven't drank any alcohol since sophomore year of college.
You: LIAR! =O
You: *bitchslap*
Stranger: In all honesty
Stranger: When you go to bed at night
Stranger: ...
Stranger: No you're to young to know what your mommy does to herself
You: Does she........bake cakes?
You: Does she make rainbows?
You: Does she mutilate herself?
You: Does she play with kittens?
Stranger: yeah kittens thats it
Stranger: go to bed
Stranger: before mommy finds the clorofoam
You: Ok.
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You: Mars or Snickers?
You: Pepsi or Coke?
Stranger: mars
You: Yeah Mars is great!
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: coke is best
You: Aw Dammit, I thought we had something going there but I'm a Pepsi guy
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Got a great one this time.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi Joeseph!
Stranger: hi jacob
You: My name isn't Jacob! ???
You: Stop messing around Joe
Stranger: My name isn't Joeseph! ???
Stranger: Stop messing around Joe
You: What are you doing here then and what did you do with Joe?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: ok
Stranger: stop
Stranger: how are u?
You: Um, fine
You: You?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: Im pretty good
Stranger: 18 m
You: 57 f, California
You: retired from adult industry when they shut down grannyslappers.com
Stranger: u look younger
You: bet you say that to all the grannies
Stranger: !
Stranger: im in iran
You: Persian huh! Did you guys sort out all that trouble with the election
You: ?
Stranger: we are protesting!!
Stranger:
You: Cool, taking it to the streets! My grandson protests too.
You: He was real annoyed when they shut down grannyslappers!!
Stranger: !!
You: He said that I was his favourite on the whole site but I think he was just encouraging me
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: I should leave
You: Gotta go, my next appointment is here and I've to put my teeth in.
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I've been playing with the angle that I'm a FBI agent who tracked the strangers IP address to a recently deceased man. Basically, I tell the stranger they're a prime suspect in the murder case Some of the good ones:
Stranger: male?
You: Yes, a police agent.
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Stranger: hi
You: Can I ask you your name please?
Stranger: megan
Stranger: no need to write a novel there turbo
You: I thought so. Well we've tracked your IP address back to this site. We have reason to believe you were in contact with Bob Parsons, the recently deceased 16 year old.
Stranger: funny
You: Have you been in recent contact?
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Stranger: hey m 18 england quite horny!!!!
You: Hello, my name is Agent Parker from the FBI. We have reason to believe your IP was in contact with the recently murdered John Wilder.
You: Did Wilder seem suicidal when you talked?
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