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Pharmacist

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  • 30-03-2009 3:09pm
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users Posts: 4,315 ✭✭✭


    Mrs. O'Malley went into the pharmacy, walked right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide please.'

    The pharmacist asked 'What in the world do you need cyanide for?'
    Mrs. O'Malley replied calmly, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
    The pharmacist's eyes almost popped as he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy, Mrs. O'Malley! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my licence!

    They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
    Mrs. O'Malley reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

    'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."


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