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"Fancy dress party - come as a human emotion."

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  • 30-03-2009 6:25pm
    #1
    kleefarr
    Registered Users Posts: 5,743 ✭✭✭


    This bloke decides to throw a party and invites lots of people,
    telling them to bring their friends too. On the invitation he puts:
    "Fancy dress party - come as a human emotion."

    On the night of the party the first guest arrives and he opens the
    door to see a bloke covered in green paint with the words N and V
    painted on his chest.

    "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" the hosts asks.

    "I'm green with envy," the guy answers.

    "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink," replies the host.

    A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
    to see a woman covered in a pink bodystocking with a feather boa
    wrapped round her most intimate parts.

    "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" he asks.

    "I'm tickled pink."

    "I love it, come on in and join the party."

    A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time and the
    host opens the door to see two men, stark-bollock
    naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard and other with
    his penis stuck in a pear.

    The host is really shocked and says, "**** me, you could get arrested
    out on the street like that. What the hell are you supposed to be?"

    The first guy replies "Well, I'm ****ing disgusted and my friend here has come in despair."


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