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Mixed Bunch

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  • 31-03-2009 11:19am
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    GAAman
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    There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.

    On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.

    On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.

    Finally, a brunette gets up and walks to the top of the bus to ask whats wrong, and one of the blonde's replies, "what's wrong?!? well, you'd be screaming too if you didnt have a driver!!!"

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    There where 2 KERRYmen on a bulding site. ;)
    1 of them said "can you help me find my ear?"
    The other man picks one up and said "is this it?"
    The other man said "no, mine has got a pencil behind it"

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    Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
    2nd Child: Why are you crying?

    1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

    2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

    1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

    At this, the second one started crying profusely.

    The first one was astonished.

    1st Child: Why are you crying now?

    2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! :eek:


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    Insect Overlord
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    GAAman wrote: »
    Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
    2nd Child: Why are you crying?

    1st Child: I came here for a blood test.

    2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?

    1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

    At this, the second one started crying profusely.

    The first one was astonished.

    1st Child: Why are you crying now?

    2nd Child: I came for a urine test ! :eek:


    this one made me smile :)


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    patmac
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    An File wrote: »
    this one made me smile :)

    That one made me wince;)


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    kjt
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    Thanks, the last one make me giggle!


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    dh0661
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    Good stuff there GAAman, I particularly liked the way you threw in the Kerry man joke.


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    spudington16
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    dh0661 wrote: »
    Good stuff there GAAman, I particularly liked the way you threw in the Kerry man joke.

    Yeah it was quite SUBTLE!! :rolleyes: lol Great jokes, though. :)


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    Podge2k7
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    Good stuff.!:D


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    GAAman
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    spudington16 wrote: »
    Yeah it was quite SUBTLE!! :rolleyes: lol Great jokes, though. :)

    Well as i said in the previous thread the first two were for Donna and she IS from kerry so subtlety has to take a back seat ......;):D


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    GAAman wrote: »
    Well as i said in the previous thread the first two were for Donna and she IS from kerry so subtlety has to take a back seat ......;):D

    Aw feck - I thought the bus was full of guys :rolleyes:


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