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Why do they do this??

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  • 03-04-2009 12:35am
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    FlutterinBantam
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    Lately I took myself off to a nice Hotel in Ireland for a little rest.

    I was due to check out on Sunday morning and duly took on board some fruit,muesli,full Irish and coffee before heading off.

    Before actually leaving, it occurred to me that it might be prudent to evacuate my bowels, or "blow the pipes" as it were,so I proceeded to the nearest cludgie.

    There I was confronted by a yellow sign saying "Closed for cleaning"

    Tried another one nearby and the same refusal "Closed for cleaning.

    Things had gotten a little acute and as there was no actual cleaning activity in progress,I entered the disabled stall and only just got the kex clear before clouding the pewter with rich ripe midden.
    It was rather messy and I paled at the thought of what might have happened if I hadn't gained access.

    What is the reason Hotels do this ,have they no regard for their guests??
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    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    They do it cause of people like me sh!tting everywhere at 3am


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    g5fd6ow0hseima
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭g5fd6ow0hseima


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Lately I took myself off to a nice Hotel in Ireland for a little rest.

    I was due to check out on Sunday morning and duly took on board some fruit,muesli,full Irish and coffee before heading off.

    Before actually leaving, it occurred to me that it might be prudent to evacuate my bowels, or "blow the pipes" as it were,so I proceeded to the nearest cludgie.

    There I was confronted by a yellow sign saying "Closed for cleaning"

    Tried another one nearby and the same refusal "Closed for cleaning.

    Things had gotten a little acute and as there was no actual cleaning activity in progress,I entered the disabled stall and only just got the kex clear before clouding the pewter with rich ripe midden.
    It was rather messy and I paled at the thought of what might have happened if I hadn't gained access.

    What is the reason Hotels do this ,have they no regard for their guests??
    You'd be giving out if it wasnt clean


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    hopalong85
    Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭hopalong85


    i think you think you have some sort of funny buzz going on with the 'i take poos a lot' thing. you really don't man. it's not funny. i guess that's all i wanted to say to you.


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    Disease Ridden
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭Disease Ridden


    Used up you're bi-monthly "toilet token" already Flutt? :p


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    steo87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭steo87


    hopalong85 wrote: »
    i think you think you have some sort of funny buzz going on with the 'i take poos a lot' thing. you really don't man. it's not funny. i guess that's all i wanted to say to you.


    Ooooh...burn!


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    All of his threads are a pile of shoite tbh, we should have a Handle button to flush them. They are all crap and I don't give a squat what anyone has to say re this post .


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    hopalong85
    Registered Users Posts: 541 ✭✭✭hopalong85


    Sharpshooter wrote: »
    All of his threads are a pile of shoite tbh, we should have a Handle button to flush them. They are all crap and I don't give a squat what anyone has to say re this post .

    queen of puns?!


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    hopalong85 wrote: »
    queen of puns?!
    She seriously is .


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I don't like toilet on, tbh.


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    Mr. Frost
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭Mr. Frost


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Lately I took myself off to a nice Hotel in Ireland for a little rest.

    I was due to check out on Sunday morning and duly took on board some fruit,muesli,full Irish and coffee before heading off.

    Before actually leaving, it occurred to me that it might be prudent to evacuate my bowels, or "blow the pipes" as it were,so I proceeded to the nearest cludgie.

    There I was confronted by a yellow sign saying "Closed for cleaning"

    Tried another one nearby and the same refusal "Closed for cleaning.

    Things had gotten a little acute and as there was no actual cleaning activity in progress,I entered the disabled stall and only just got the kex clear before clouding the pewter with rich ripe midden.
    It was rather messy and I paled at the thought of what might have happened if I hadn't gained access.

    What is the reason Hotels do this ,have they no regard for their guests??

    *Yawn*


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    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    The brits obsession with toilet humor bodily functions is best left to them .They do it better .


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    javaboy
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    3rd of June. Set the date in your calendars.


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    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Look on the bright side the place could end up charging you for use of the bathroom.


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    _feedback_
    Registered Users Posts: 4,269 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Lately I took myself off to a nice Hotel in Ireland for a little rest.

    I was due to check out on Sunday morning and duly took on board some fruit,muesli,full Irish and coffee before heading off.

    Before actually leaving, it occurred to me that it might be prudent to evacuate my bowels, or "blow the pipes" as it were,so I proceeded to the nearest cludgie.

    There I was confronted by a yellow sign saying "Closed for cleaning"

    Tried another one nearby and the same refusal "Closed for cleaning.

    Things had gotten a little acute and as there was no actual cleaning activity in progress,I entered the disabled stall and only just got the kex clear before clouding the pewter with rich ripe midden.
    It was rather messy and I paled at the thought of what might have happened if I hadn't gained access.

    What is the reason Hotels do this ,have they no regard for their guests??

    Why do you bother with these threads?


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    CreepingDeath
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    There I was confronted by a yellow sign saying "Closed for cleaning"

    Tried another one nearby and the same refusal "Closed for cleaning.

    What is the reason Hotels do this ,have they no regard for their guests??

    Try booking in under a false name in future.
    You gave them advance warning.


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    Wazdakka
    Registered Users Posts: 4,467 ✭✭✭Wazdakka


    hopalong85 wrote: »
    i think you think you have some sort of funny buzz going on with the 'i take poos a lot' thing. you really don't man. it's not funny. i guess that's all i wanted to say to you.

    Picture Related


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    Kintarō Hattori
    Registered Users Posts: 14,988 ✭✭✭✭Kintarō Hattori


    I thought threads detailing bowel movements had been banned? Has this been overturned?


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    CreepingDeath
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    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    I thought threads detailing bowel movements had been banned? Has this been overturned?

    It's a thread about hotels closing toilets at the inconvenience of patrons.

    If this were a football match, then your post is the equivalent of taking a dive and calling the ref for a foul.


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    Agamemnon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Leave the Bant alone, he's the jedi of the jacks and the Shakespeare of shit.


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    steo87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭steo87


    Hey man you might need some of this:

    buuuurn.gif


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    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Kintarō Hattori wrote: »
    I thought threads detailing bowel movements had been banned? Has this been overturned?
    It went to the Supreme Court and was found to be unconstitutional.


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    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    Here is Bantams rant in the medium of film.

    I feel it adds more to the gravity of the OP.

    http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090403093443239


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    #24
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    The Bant really is a scat man.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXz9T97bwbg


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    Ass
    Closed Accounts Posts: 995 ✭✭✭Ass


    What came out of FlutterinBantams arse was this thread.


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Wow a talking avatar.:eek:


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    #27
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    tbh, I'd rather this then a thread about the recession or some rabble rousing topic.


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    #28
    C_Dawg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 431 ✭✭C_Dawg


    Can't beat a good clean out


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    #29
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,591 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Oops. OP backlash.


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    #30
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    EW!!!


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