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Has anybody seen my jacket/knickers?

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  • #52
    LD 50
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭LD 50


    They smell a bit funky. I'm not sure whether to wash them or sniff them.


  • #53
    cHaTbOx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭cHaTbOx


    I was wondering did anyone find a severed hand , it seems to have been removed from my arm :-/


  • #54
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,582 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    If it's the one that was left beside the time machine, it will be back next Thursday.


  • #55
    speakingclock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭speakingclock


    LD 50 wrote: »
    They smell a bit funky. I'm not sure whether to wash them or sniff them.
    They did not smell funky, as i had removed them before i did anythg nasty. There might be sum wanka panka on them, but that's it.:D


  • #56
    speakingclock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭speakingclock


    LD 50 wrote: »
    Also, what about these knickers you lost. Do you want them back aswell
    Dont want them back, just wana know that they are safe.;) If you do have them could please look after them, as they have had a very cushy existence.;)


  • #57
    S.I.R
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,837 ✭✭✭S.I.R


    SV wrote: »
    I have your jacket.

    Minus the hand?

    ill buy the hand... 20 quid ?? cmon... Shake on it


  • #58
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    dublinario wrote: »
    I was on a bit of a bender last weekend. I definitely left it in Ireland, but I can't narrow the search zone any farther. I'm eager to get it back, because there's a severed human hand in the inside pocket, and I'm worried that if that hand gets into the wrong hands, I'll have to answer some pretty taxing questions.

    The jacket itself is an old-style Snorkel jacket:

    Colour: snot green
    Distinguishing features:

    1) when zipped to its extremity, turns your head into the exact shape of ET, from the hit motion picture ET

    2) impossible to look left or right when fully zipped

    3) severed hand in inside pocket

    4) blood soaked

    PM me if you find it please. There's a cash* reward on offer.

    *-redeemable in borderline out-of-date Jaffa cakes.

    I've got a bottle-green parka with a severed foot if that's any good to you.
    Otherwise no... haven't seen it.
    Sorry OP.


  • #59
    dublinario
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 633 ✭✭✭dublinario


    tech77 wrote: »
    I've got a bottle-green parka with a severed foot if that's any good to you.
    Otherwise no... haven't seen it.
    Sorry OP.

    What kind of parka? Full-length, or 3/4 length? And what kind of foot? Left, right, or one of those freak, dead-straight feet that nature abhors?

    I won't lie to you: I desperately need a severed foot today. But that said, I won't be rushed into a purchase by the first one that comes along.


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