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Wanted: crew for heist (nobody gets killed)

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  • #252
    empty_vessal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11 ✭empty_vessal


    I'm a quite, keep to myself engineering genius. I can produce a multitude of engineering equipment at the the drop of a hat such as welding gear and precision digital verniers and feet of mild steel bar stock from seemingly nowhere. Incidentally I never measure anything, cos I've got such a sharp eye and I still work in imperial measurements. I have never used an instruction manual in my life and my Argos cabinets never split where you screw two sheets of mdf together.
    I have trouble making friends and generally getting close to people. I can undermine even the most boisterous juvenile Latino (who ultimately just wants to turn his live around and needs my approval to empower him to do so) with one sarky look or soul crushing remark.
    When push comes to shove I will show my redemptive humanitarian qualities and sacrifice myself for the greater good.
    But you'll have to force me to join cos I owe you one Dublinario.


  • #253
    Walls
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Walls


    Right, a few thoughts on the soundtrack;

    Air, Kelly Reach for the Stars
    Ting Ting, That's Not My Name
    Rolling Stones, Gimme Shelter
    Spencer Davis Group, Gimme Some Lovin


  • #254
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Should you require the assistance of a well-spoken english teenager, I'm ready and waiting

    At least one English accent is essential for any criminal gang, but I could always do an Italian one

    Also, they innocent facade of a 15 year old wouldn't hurt to have




    Actually, are us english even allowed on here?


  • #255
    Blazer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,473 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    brummytom wrote: »



    Actually, are us english even allowed on here?

    Oh you are..every good heist needs a fall guy..congrats :D


  • #256
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Fall guy you say? I want in... will I be required to wear a Union Jack Coat or a top hat, or would a combination of the two be more appropriate?

    Pip Pip Tally-ho Old Chap


  • #257
    Indie18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    Has anyone even stoped to ask where the hell is this heist taking place. If it's over seas in the sun then I still want in.


  • #258
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    Are we having a super secret gala dinner this year, or is it cancelled because of Stephen the Recession?


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