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release the hounds

  • 10-04-2009 9:41am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 704 ✭✭✭Lobelia Overhill


    rotfl.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    My housemate says dogs are smarter than cats.

    Thank you for this video. /calls housemate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    Whats with the creep hot dog pedophile vid:eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    LOL. :D
    I always loved dogs, now I love them more.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    lmfao:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,397 ✭✭✭Evolute


    Hehe ya cant help but love em can ya hehe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,588 ✭✭✭patmac


    banquo wrote: »
    My housemate says dogs are smarter than cats.

    Thank you for this video. /calls housemate
    Send him this posted before by Rocky:

    Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

    8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

    9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

    9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

    10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

    12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

    1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

    3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

    5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

    7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

    8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

    11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!


    Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary. ..

    Day 983 of my captivity.

    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

    They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

    Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

    The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

    In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

    Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet.

    I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of.

    However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards.

    There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.

    I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

    However, I could hear the noises and smell the food.

    I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies."

    I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

    Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.

    I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

    I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

    The dog receives special privileges.

    He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return.
    He is obviously retarded.

    The bird has got to be an informant.

    I observe him communicating with the guards regularly.

    I am certain that he reports my every move.

    My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell,

    so he is safe. For now................


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