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The Mess - Military Forum Off Topic Thread!

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,518 ✭✭✭OS119


    You remember that whole arrest warrant deal?

    I've got another one coming up. If he doesn't have himself sorted out by tomorrow, I'm going to call the Sheriff and tell him that I'm about to issue a warrant for him to arrest one of his deputies.

    That promises to be an interesting conversation.

    NTM

    oh to be a fly on the wall...

    what was the effect of the last arrest on the unit morale/effectiveness/attitude?

    i suppose it would depend on how the individual was seen within the unit - if it were a highly popular member it might cause resentment, whereas if it were the unit dog people would be thinking 'thank fcuk for that...'. is that a fair assessment?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    I think the general response was 'Cool!'

    NTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Have just taken the plunge into the world of smart phones, my first ever post on boards from a phone, a momentous moment indeed. I feel slightly emotional......


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Note to Local Womanizer..beware drunken access to face book when you arrive home on your toblerone after a bad night on the town...portable embarassment machine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭BuckJamesRogers


    BigDuffman wrote: »
    Note to Local Womanizer..beware drunken access to face book when you arrive home on your toblerone after a bad night on the town...portable embarassment machine.

    Sure he deleted his!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    BigDuffman wrote: »
    Note to Local Womanizer..beware drunken access to face book when you arrive home on your toblerone after a bad night on the town...portable embarassment machine.

    Yup,got rid of Facebook. Its the free texts that are a danger,but thankfully I don't indulge in the liquor at the same rate I would have in the past,barely touch the stuff now!

    I have learned well in my early years :pac:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Well, called the Sheriff, he wasn't in. Neither was his 2IC. I did, however, speak to my AWOL soldier's Captain.

    By complete coincidence, that Captain is the father of another NCO of mine, who was the immediate supervisor of the last chap I issued an arrest warrant for.

    Conversation wasn't as odd as I thought it was going to be.

    NTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    Yup,got rid of Facebook. Its the free texts that are a danger,but thankfully I don't indulge in the liquor at the same rate I would have in the past,barely touch the stuff now!

    I have learned well in my early years :pac:

    Sage and learned advice. Unfortunately I have yet to grow past the "get bleedin ossified" stage. One of these days my liver or a/c balance will get the better of me!

    Manic you need a dog the bounty hunter type squad backing you up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 mhorda


    You remember that whole arrest warrant deal?

    I've got another one coming up. If he doesn't have himself sorted out by tomorrow, I'm going to call the Sheriff and tell him that I'm about to issue a warrant for him to arrest one of his deputies.

    That promises to be an interesting conversation.

    NTM


    can you be on the police force and in the reserve over there?


    A question for you, how hard is it to move up the ranks there? I have heard tell of people moving from recruit training to NCO..thats surely not right is it?


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    can you be on the police force and in the reserve over there?

    Yes, with one or two exceptions such as the FBI.
    A question for you, how hard is it to move up the ranks there? I have heard tell of people moving from recruit training to NCO..thats surely not right is it?

    No. There are both time in service and time in grade requirements before you can move up to the next rank. Even if you're the Second Coming of Patton, you have to serve a certain amount of time before you're elible to be promoted, and most officers/NCOs will not promote a subordinate just because they're eligible on whatever date, except for minor promotions such as PV2 to PFC.

    NTM


  • Registered Users Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    seeing as its off topic , whats the difference between the us army reserve and the national guard ?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    The legal difference is that Reserve are federal troops, and Guard are State troops which can be called up by the Feds.

    The practical difference is that except one battalion, all the reserve combat arms troops are Guardsmen. And Guard get used more frequently as State governors can call them out.

    NTM


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Going from the patrol cap to the black beret was never a particularly popular move in the US Army. About the only person that liked it was the Chief of Staff. Not very American and utterly impractical headgear, especially for a country which tends to put its army bases in DESERTS....

    http://www.army.mil/-news/2011/04/01/54202-stetson-hat-to-be-new-army-standard-headgear/
    Army officials announced today that the Army will pay tribute to it's frontier roots by adopting the dark blue stetson and the official headgear for the current force of 1.1 million Soldiers. Soldiers will wear the stetson with non-subdued rank and branch insignia on the front. The Army star will only worn by Soldiers who have yet to graduate Advanced Individual Training, or the Officer Basic Course.

    <snip>

    In a fingertip-to-the-brim nod to its American frontier history, the Army is changing hats again - returning to the tumultuous days of the horse Cavalry in the wild west and adopting a dark blue Stetson as the official headgear for the current force of 1.1 million Soldiers.

    "We figure the Stetson will be popular with the troops," said Sgt. Maj. Bob S. Stone, Army Uniform Board headgear task force president. "A Stetson is functional and down right American."

    But reminiscent of the controversial switch from the garrison cap to the black beret, the Army faces opposition from one community deeply opposed to losing its special identity with the Stetson - the Armor branch. But the sheer functionality of the wide-brimmed American-classic Stetson won over the majority of the board.

    "You can keep the sun out of your eyes, the hat won't melt to your head on a sunny day, and female Soldiers can tuck long hair under a Stetson a lot easier than with the current beret," says Stone. "Plus we've already gone back to blue jackets for the service dress uniform. The Stetson actually completes the look."

    The odd thing is, it actually makes a heck of a lot of sense.

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    NTM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    What's your local time NTM? It's well after noon here. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    20' angle for the brim is ridiculous, 15"3 is plenty,the army will look stupid now!!!! :rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 138 ✭✭ruserious


    Going from the patrol cap to the black beret was never a particularly popular move in the US Army. About the only person that liked it was the Chief of Staff. Not very American and utterly impractical headgear, especially for a country which tends to put its army bases in DESERTS....

    http://www.army.mil/-news/2011/04/01/54202-stetson-hat-to-be-new-army-standard-headgear/

    I don't mean to disagree but...twas an april fools day joke! Read the last line of the article on the website!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    ruserious wrote: »
    I don't mean to disagree but...twas an april fools day joke! Read the last line of the article on the website!

    A job in the gardai awaits you young man! :P


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    I've been around the Army long enough to know that if it makes sense, it can't be true.

    NTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Ha!

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12973263

    All soldiers should have a women following them into battle, with all his combat gear!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Posting from a bar in a Reno casino. It's amazing how much female attention one can get in full Cav blues...

    NTM


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    Posting from a bar in a Reno casino. It's amazing how much female attention one can get in full Cav blues...

    NTM

    Wait till your wife finds out.. Then you'll know what female attention is...:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85,174 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Ah the military channel: hardware porn. NTM were you ever involved in any big battles like 73 Easting?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    There was a brawl down at the O-Club once.

    NTM


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


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    NTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭BlaasForRafa


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    West Point teaching Limerick kids the basics of engineering:

    http://www.rte.ie/news/av/2011/0603/media-2970779.html#


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    West Point teaching Limerick kids the basics of engineering:

    That was unexpected.



    NTM


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46 mhorda


    from here

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    anyone seen this before??
    ackie the baboon was not nearly as well-known as Nancy, the
    Springbok mascot of the 4th Regiment (South African Scottish) of
    the 1st South African Infantry brigade. And believe it or not, Jackie
    was the unlikely choice made as the mascot of the 3rd SAI
    (Transvaal Regiment) during World War I.
    He actually spent three years, on and off, in the front line, in the
    mud and blood of the trenches of France and Flanders.
    He went "over the top" with the 3rd SAI during the heavy fighting in
    which they were engage.

    Until August 1915, Jackie was the beloved pet of the Marr family,
    who lived on Cheshire Farm, Villieria, on the outskirts of Pretoria.
    When, as no 4927, Private Albert Marr attested at Potchefstroom on
    August 25, 1915, for service in the newly-formed 3rd (Transvaal) Regi-
    ment of the 1st South African Infantry Brigade, he asked for and was
    given permission to bring Jackie along with him. At first Jackie's
    presence was ignored, but he was so well-behaved and had such
    an impressive bearing that he was soon noticed.
    Jackie was then officially adopted as the mascot of the 3rd SAI.
    Jackie was the taken on strength as a member of the Regiment and
    once in England was provided with a special uniform and cap, com-
    plete with buttons and regimental badges. The two inseparable
    friends, Albert Marr and Jackie, first saw action during the Senussi
    Campaign, early in 1916, when the 1st SAI Brigade was dispatched
    to Egypt as part of the force to crush this warlike tribe, which had
    taken up arms on the instigation of Turkey, Germany's ally. At the
    battle of Agagia, on 26 February 1916, Albert was
    wounded in the shoulder by an enemy bullet. Until the stretcher
    bearers arrived, Jackie, beside himself with agitation, attempted to
    do what he could to comfort the prostrate Marr, by licking the wound.
    So it happened that Jackie became the firm favourite and comrade,
    rather than pet, of all ranks of the Regiment.

    He drilled and marched with his company. He would entertain the men. At night when on guard duty with Albert, he
    was particularly useful because of his keen eyesight and acute hearing.
    Many of those who survived the hell of the trenches in explosiontorn and mutilated France wrote their memoirs.
    Although he was almost human, we, of course, will never know what Jackie felt, when he was in the midst of
    the nightmare that was Delville Wood or Passchendaele, nor afterwards in the desperate fighting round Kemmel Hill.
    Up to now he and Albert had come through the war almost unscathed.
    In April 1918, the South African Brigade was being heavily shelled as they retreated to Rinningholst. After the German
    advance, Jackie was wounded in the arm and in the leg by pieces of shrapnel from the shells that were bursting all
    around. He lost the leg.

    It was the end of active service for Albert and Jackie, with the war drawing to a close. They received much publicity
    in the newspapers such as the Times.
    On 5 May 1919, Jackie and Albert were on the last leg of their long journey home to Pretoria and Cheshire Farm,
    Villieria.
    Jackie had been officially discharged at Maitland Dispersal Camp, Cape Town, on 26 April. On his arm Jackie wore
    one gold wound stripe and the three blue service chevrons, indicating three years frontline service. At Maitland he
    received the usual parchment discharge paper, a military pension, plus a Civil Employment Form for discharged
    soldiers.

    After their arrival home, Jackie was again feted and became centre of attention on occasions such as the parade to
    welcome back officially the 1st SAI Brigade and at the Peace Parade on Church Square, Pretoria, on 31 July 1920,
    where he received the Pretoria Citizen's Service Medal. Jackie died on 22 May 1921. Albert Marr died in Pretoria,
    aged 84, in August 1973.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor




  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    You got there ahead of me. A long overdue reduction in stupidity which was obvious as soon as the thing was announced for introduction a decade ago.

    Fortunately, my chain of command saw the light early and put the no berets policy into place a couple of years ago. We still keep the thing for the ASUs, which is another kettle of fish, but maybe some day they'll be removed from that too.

    Also pleased to note the reduction in camo wear in the office. I never was a fan of that either, though then again, I'm not convinced by the white shirt on the Class Bs either.

    NTM


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Had a job interview yesterday for, and I'm not joking, the position of "Tank God".

    I hope I get it. Sounds like my dream job.

    NTM


  • Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭BuckJamesRogers


    You got there ahead of me. A long overdue reduction in stupidity which was obvious as soon as the thing was announced for introduction a decade ago.

    Fortunately, my chain of command saw the light early and put the no berets policy into place a couple of years ago. We still keep the thing for the ASUs, which is another kettle of fish, but maybe some day they'll be removed from that too.

    Also pleased to note the reduction in camo wear in the office. I never was a fan of that either, though then again, I'm not convinced by the white shirt on the Class Bs either.

    NTM

    What would you wear with the ASU's instead of a beret?
    Had a job interview yesterday for, and I'm not joking, the position of "Tank God".

    I hope I get it. Sounds like my dream job.

    NTM

    :eek: Sounds cool! But what's the job description?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Preliminary job offer received (They like me and will be sending a contract to consider).

    Basically fly around the world and learn everything there is to know about tanks (primarily WWII), eventually airplanes and warships. Maybe drive a few, write books/articles, appear on TV and internet videos as your friendly 'foreign-accented-so-he-must-know-what-he's-talking-about' tank expert and so on.

    And it's a paying gig.


    In the meantime, evidence that you don't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket.



    She said yes.

    NTM


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Job offer accepted. I'll be at the Oorlogsmuseum in Overloon in just over two weeks...
    What would you wear with the ASU's instead of a beret?

    1901 pattern campaign hat.

    However, most people will wear either a service cap or a beret. The new beret policy only affects ACUs.

    NTM


  • Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭BuckJamesRogers


    Job offer accepted. I'll be at the Oorlogsmuseum in Overloon in just over two weeks...



    1901 pattern campaign hat.

    However, most people will wear either a service cap or a beret. The new beret policy only affects ACUs.

    NTM

    Sounds like a good gig! Doubtless you'll be visiting the museum at Samur in France, great collection there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,062 ✭✭✭whydave


    r-MEXICO-INVADES-US-large570.jpg
    Mexico Invades U.S. Through Texas Accidentally, Has 33 Soldiers Returned.
    Info here


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,271 ✭✭✭✭johngalway


    whydave wrote: »
    Mexico Invades U.S. Through Texas Accidentally, Has 33 Soldiers Returned.
    Info here
    In a statement late Tuesday, the Mexican military said the troops "unintentionally" crossed over the bridge while they were carrying out reconnaissance on the border.

    Seems they found it then :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Anyone for the 10k, 7 weeks from now?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 2,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭Morpheus


    the an coisantoir?

    yep think some of us are from my unit anyway.

    whats your times like over 10km?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    Considering walking it(I'm old).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Yea the An Cosantoir.

    Done it last year in 55 minutes. Hadn't trained for it though.

    Looking to be in the 40s now.

    Its a lovely run I found last year.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Yea the An Cosantoir.

    Done it last year in 55 minutes. Hadn't trained for it though.

    Looking to be in the 40s now.

    Its a lovely run I found last year.

    6 miles? I should be able to do that in about fifteen minutes. There's a reason I didn't go infantry....

    (The last time I went that far on foot took me just under an hour. But that was when I was many moons younger)

    NTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    6 miles? I should be able to do that in about fifteen minutes. There's a reason I didn't go infantry....

    (The last time I went that far on foot took me just under an hour. But that was when I was many moons younger)

    NTM

    I am just glad I am not carrying anything!

    The other good thing is you get free stuff at the end,win-win!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 2,688 Mod ✭✭✭✭Morpheus


    can you run it carrying backpacks if you so wish!?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    I'm not sure,never seen anyone last year doing it.

    On another note:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/15/pakistan-china-access-us-helicopter

    Are Pakistan stupid?


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Doing some world travelling, I'm going to be of limited availability this week and next.

    Currently in Germany

    NTM


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Doing some world travelling, I'm going to be of limited availability this week and next.

    Currently in Germany

    NTM

    Being a mod here has it's perks it seems!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    Anyone browse the DF facebook in the last few months ?
    I take a look a few times a week to see any update on deployment, DF news and recruitment but dam the page seems to be clogged up daily with "Wen will i b able 2 join the army, when is recrutn ????" "ow can i join de army"...etc


    The press officer must be sick to death :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,195 ✭✭✭goldie fish


    i wan't 2 join d army coz i lik 2 shute de gunz... lol
    doz i have to be able 2 shote 1st? i'm gr8 at paintball and moh. i shud b a ranger


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    i wan't 2 join d army coz i lik 2 shute de gunz... lol
    doz i have to be able 2 shote 1st? i'm gr8 at paintball and moh. i shud b a ranger
    :D


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