Why he can't find a good paying job

coldfire1x

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of coffee (MADE IN INDIA) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

tossy

Because John smith was perhaps a foolish man who spent far too muh money on gadgets he did not need or could not afford as an unemployed man,and how can he afford a German car? perhaps mafia connections? a history of drug dealing? Although no self respecting mafia member or drug dealer would be caught dead in fake knock off gear from Singapore so i am confused...

Also is this how your average American is learning world geography these days from clothes and product labels?

What is the real reason John smith can't get a job? Is it becaus he goes to Job interviews in formal shirts tucked into jeans topped off with tennis shoes?

Hmmmmmm

Biffo

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markesmith

Now if John Smith joined the US Army, he'd maybe get to invade some of the aforementioned countries.

GAAman

coldfire1x wrote: »

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.

While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor(MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of coffee (MADE IN INDIA) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA.

Im not sure if i would hire someone with split personality disorder either

twanda

er...I havn't been here in a while, but is this still the humour forum??