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Fantasy Death!...How do you want to Die!!.

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    #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 15,814 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Pretty much just like this.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8SKocO4ANE


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    #33
    minidazzler
    Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Lobelia Overhil wrote: »
    By being caught in the Kawhoosh when the Stargate opens. Instantaneous and no bits to mop up afterwards.

    (And that is the official name of the phenomenon)

    Annihilated on a molecular level.


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    #34
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,102 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Man Flu. That'd show them heartless women. On my headstone I'd have them write "Told you I was sick"


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    #35
    Kersmash
    Registered Users Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭Kersmash


    Firing squad. While smoking. Pure awesome.


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    #36
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    jigglywoo wrote: »
    I want to die like my grandfather; peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like his passengers.



    I'm reeaaallly sorry

    /sigh

    Some things are just inevitable


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    #37
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Kersmash wrote: »
    While smoking.

    HEROIN? , CANNABIS? , CRACK?


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    #38
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Getting Fondued would suck.


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    #39
    mukki
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,669 ✭✭✭mukki


    i'd hoping to die in the large hadron collidar screw up, that way everyone will come with me.


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    #40
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,570 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Paddy Samurai wrote: »
    A lot of films play to the male fantasy of dying in battle protecting family and friends.I have no idea what the female equivilent is,hopefully someone will enlighten me
    Dying while saving the Amazon forest?




    Personally, I'd swallow a grenade while on heroin. No waking up in a buried coffin for me!


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    #41
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    LordChessington wrote: »
    Dying while saving the Amazon forest?




    Personally, I'd swallow a grenade while on heroin. No waking up in a buried coffin for me!

    Remember to pull the pin!.


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    #42
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    I'd like to be run over by a train made of Aids.


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    #43
    mick.fr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,974 ✭✭✭mick.fr


    Handcuffed to a bed with Eva Mendes, Megan Fox, Alicia Keys taking care of different parts of my body and then suddenly a nuclear bomb just wiping it all in a fraction of a sec, so I don't see it coming :D:D:D:D


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    #44
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Curb stomp...

    Gears Of War style :rolleyes:


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    #45
    Ash_M
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭Ash_M


    To quote Frankie Boyle, in a drug-fuelled sex heart attack.


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    #46
    Valmont
    Registered Users Posts: 5,857 ✭✭✭Valmont


    Taking a sheet of acid and jumping out of an aeroplane. with a hot chick.


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    #47
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Getting gunned down in a hail of bullets while shouting "Duuuuuuuuuude"


    Feckin sweet


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    #48
    live2thewire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭live2thewire


    v=oB3G0rvCIJc


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3G0rvCIJc


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    #49
    mick.fr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,974 ✭✭✭mick.fr


    You all junkies or what, what's up with all the drugs you talking about guys lol?:D:D


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    #50
    partyatmygaff
    Registered Users Posts: 10,992 ✭✭✭✭partyatmygaff


    Skydiving over dublin city centre, the spire head first at a few hundred km/h....
    Bliss


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    #51
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    I have no idea what the female death fantasy is, I doubt there is one generically for females, I only know what mine are.


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    #52
    kingtut
    Registered Users Posts: 6,487 ✭✭✭kingtut


    I am invincible and will never die, I will however kill you all.


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    #53
    Peppapig
    Registered Users Posts: 202 ✭✭Peppapig


    I think I would like to die peacefully underwater
    :cool:


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    #54
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    Fúck who told you drowning is peaceful ? they lied.


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    #55
    TinyFlynn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭TinyFlynn


    magick wrote: »
    ok this is how it would go down....
    So id get myself a monkey a really large one, but one i could fit into a car (monkeys love car journeys) so we would travel the country and everyone would want to take our pics and autograph and generally have a laugh with us. We would even make a website and charge for tshirts with me and the moneky.

    But with all the glitz and glamour the monkey finally loses it and bites someone, we knew this day would come so we get into our mustang (we had it imported from the states with the cash we made on tshirts) and the police would finally catch up to us by the cliffs of Moher. Their we know their is no escape and finally floor it to the cliffs while Julian (the monkey) keeps firing back at the cops, we go over the cliff.......the car bursts into flames but Julian jumps out in flames screaming......until he hits the rocks, its quiet now.........


    is there room in the back for me ??
    i have jaffa cakes ;)


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    #56
    cherryghost
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    i'll die by burning to death in a giant toaster i made, because i wanted a huge piece of toast, but fell in putting the slice in.


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    #57
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Thaedydal wrote: »
    I only know what mine are.

    am i in it holding an apron trying to make you put it on?


    my death would have to be getting gunned down in a hail of bullets as the police try to enter my basement...those bastards will never take me alive


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    #58
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Painlessly, in old (but active age), surrounded by my sobbing children, and all their children, and all their children.

    At least then I'll know I'll be missed.


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    #59
    Mont
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 482 ✭✭Mont


    In a dark cave with a shotgun to my head clutching a bottle of whiskey


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    #60
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Peacefully in my sleep...and not screaming in terror like my passengers.

    I'm a bus driver.


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    #61
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    orestes wrote: »
    Someone is gonna make that joke about dying in their sleep like their grandfather and not dying screaming like his passangers, aren't they?

    Even after I've typed this, someone is still going to do it.

    /sigh
    Jeremiah 16:1 wrote: »
    Peacefully in my sleep...and not screaming in terror like my passengers.

    I'm a bus driver.


    Well it wasn't exactly the same


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