ACRONYMS FOR CARS AND AIRLINES

dak · 17-04-2009 1:19pm #1

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FORD

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

F**king Old Rebuilt Dodge (sent in by Bob Pierce of "The Daily Vault" Album Reviews)

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every .... day.

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW

Virtually Worthless

AIRLINES

AA

Abort! Abort!

Always Awful

AERLINGUS

Always Expensive Really Like I give U Service

Alitalia

Always Late In Transit, Always Late In Arrival

American

A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now

AWA

Always Wasting Assets

BA

Bloody Awful

BEA

Better Eat Afterwards

Delta

Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta

Don't Every Leave The Airport

Northwest

Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport

Olympic

Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

Pan Am

Pilots Are Not A Must

Poor Airline Needs Any Money

Qantas

Queasy and Nauseous, Tired And Sick

RYANAIR

R You A Naturist AIR passanger ? .. please pay €1000 euro if you answer this question and claim your free flight ! Clothing is an optional extra which can be carried at €50 a kilo , Please ensure you have correct €20 in change for hot air facilities in flight, €20 for a disposable seat cover, €10 fo a sick bag . We also recommend you take our cheap €50,000 CDW insurance to avoid having to split the cost of a 20 million euro aircraft with your fellow passengers

Sabena

Such A Bad Experience - Never Again

SAHSA

Stay At Home, Stay Alive

TWA

That Was Accidental

Today's Worst Airline

United

Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters

USAir (used to be Allegheny Airlines):

Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality

Underwater seats available in rear

Uta

Unlikely To Arrive

Unable To Ascend