your sluttiest moments

Abi

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I offer 55 for non-fiction :pac:

No dice. I see no € sign there, and Im not about to dish the filth for 55 banannas

prinz

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

The economy's in the ****ter, people are fearng for their jobs, political upheaval may not be far off and garrison games are being played in Croke Park. The world is upside down, but you can always depend on this place to have the most sanctimonious, least knowledgeable and most fun hating posters on the whole of the internet. There's more craic out of the weirdoes in Young Fianna Fail, Young Fine Gael and Young Labour.

Now I know it's a troll :pac: garrison games ffs :pac:

ahara

prinz wrote: »

Now I know it's a troll :pac: garrison games ffs :pac:

Maybe CAPSLOCK means the couple who were caught shagging in Croke Park a few years ago.

wudangclan

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

The economy's in the ****ter, people are fearng for their jobs, political upheaval may not be far off and garrison games are being played in Croke Park. The world is upside down, but you can always depend on this place to have the most sanctimonious, least knowledgeable and most fun hating posters on the whole of the internet. There's more craic out of the weirdoes in Young Fianna Fail, Young Fine Gael and Young Labour.

she's a political slut.the worst kind.

KeyLimePie

i remember in a school tour a teacher told a girl to go upstairs and put a bra on..........does that count as a story ?

Pinky Pixie

wudangclan wrote: »

she's a political slut.the worst kind.

Yes but is she a gonarriah green or a sinn fein herpies hussy is the question!

Captain Darling

This thread is the antidote to a horn.

I was expecting great things........:p:eek:

wudangclan

Captain Darling wrote: »

This thread is the antidote to a horn.

I was expecting great things........:p:eek:

that's the ups and downs of life for ya

JangoFett

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Holidays are definitely where it happens! My sluttiest BY FAR was a few years ago on holiday with a friend. Mt friend brought this really cute guy back to our flat that I had noticed (I had a bf at thetime at home so didn't do anything) They had stayed in the bar chatting when I went up to the flat to sleep.

About 2hrs later I get woken up by my friend who tells me to be absolutely quiet and drags me to her room. She was pretty drunk and had the guy blindfolded with his hands tied to the bed!

Don't feel bad about it now cos found out my bf had cheated on me but I licked and kissed him all over and then gave him a bj. I still remember swallowing and giving him a really long kiss straight after!!

I left them to it after that but it was so hot the next day when I saw him knowing what I'd done and he didn't have a clue!!

Felt VERY bad....

23 euro says the OP is a 15 year old bloke from lucan

KerranJast

JangoFett wrote: »

23 euro says the OP is a 15 year old bloke from lucan

Close. He's OnTheFlop from the Football365 forum. Trolling his little heart out. He robbed that off another site and was duly abused for wasting our time over on F365.

Pete P Peterson

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

you can always depend on this place to have the most sanctimonious, least knowledgeable and most fun hating posters on the whole of the internet.

You can call us sanctimonious, you can call us fun hating, you can even call into question our knowledgeability. But for the love of Gonorrhea, don't ever, ever say you can depend on us.

Gummy Panda

Abigayle wrote: »

No dice. I see no € sign there, and Im not about to dish the filth for 55 banannas

Damn it!

you know economics.. $55?

Nforce

KeyLimePie wrote: »

i remember in a school tour a teacher told a girl to go upstairs and put a bra on..........does that count as a story ?

Nah......


......now had he told her to take it off.........

:eek:

ibarelycare

I read the title of this thread and thought of some contributions I could make. But having read the replies...

/exits thread

Captain Darling

wudangclan wrote: »

that's the ups and downs of life for ya

Once you get over the hump though its all plain sailing.

Leprachaun

Dudess wrote: »

some guys might consider the experience humiliating.

lulz

Dudess

Some would - I guarantee it.

newmills

Fair play til her i say. It's women like her that will drag this country out of recession.

MagicMarker

I think the word you're all looking for is rape troll.

witnessmenow

All this crap about roles revered, would i fuck get out of bed in the middle of the night to drink out of the furry challis of a blind folded women my mate brought home if i wasn't getting something in return!

Is the only way the OP can get male interaction is getting her mate to bring them home and blindfold them so she can suck them off so the lad doesnt know its her. Her post must have some horse face. (attack the post not the poster)

lynsalot

This is hilarious. Not sure if i'd do it but each to their own. The OP shouldn't be getting judged - everyone knows she was on holidays (Joke)

Sluttiest moment... probably a few one night stands on holidays - not quite as adventurous as that lol one guy afterwards ran me a taxi and asked me my name... my most proud moment!

Capt'n Midnight

Acid_Violet wrote: »

Sexual assault is a little bit exaggerated IF (I emphasise 'if') the OP's story is as innocent as it initially appeared to me. Despite the seedy circumstances, would you call it sexual assault if some random girl sucked you off and made you come?

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1027927.ece

The woman was sentenced to nine months in prison and ordered to pay NOK 40,000 (USD 6,385) to the man.

The incident occurred on Jan. 4 last year in a Bergen apartment. The man testified that he fell asleep on a sofa and woke up to find the woman performing oral sex on him.

KnifeWRENCH

I'd like to know where the OP plans on going on holiday next.

AckwelFoley

mine ?

July 2007


Went on a friday nite up yo meet a girl in blanch i was dating, due back saturday for work.

Hockeyed her out of it all nite, rang in sick to work, drove to galway and rode another bird all day and nite, both school teachers

didnt even shower me balls down in between sessions.


that was me being a slut...

erm hell no.. a stud

jester77

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1027927.ece

hmm, that actually happened to me a few years ago, was in bed asleep to suddenly wake up to having a woman, who was subletting a room in our apt. for the summer, blowing me. It never occurred to me to sue her though!

Gummy Panda

jester77 wrote: »

hmm, that actually happened to me a few years ago, was in bed asleep to suddenly wake up to having a woman, who was subletting a room in our apt. for the summer, blowing me. It never occurred to me to sue her though!

Wasted opportunity.

You could've got paid to jizz in her mouth

flowerific

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Holidays are definitely where it happens! My sluttiest BY FAR was a few years ago on holiday with a friend. Mt friend brought this really cute guy back to our flat that I had noticed (I had a bf at thetime at home so didn't do anything) They had stayed in the bar chatting when I went up to the flat to sleep.

About 2hrs later I get woken up by my friend who tells me to be absolutely quiet and drags me to her room. She was pretty drunk and had the guy blindfolded with his hands tied to the bed!

Don't feel bad about it now cos found out my bf had cheated on me but I licked and kissed him all over and then gave him a bj. I still remember swallowing and giving him a really long kiss straight after!!

I left them to it after that but it was so hot the next day when I saw him knowing what I'd done and he didn't have a clue!!

Felt VERY bad....

I don't think I'd be boasting if the only way i could get a guy was for my friend to get a bloke tie him down and blind fold him, Poor guy :eek:

JessieJames

flowerific wrote: »

I don't think I'd be boasting if the only way i could get a guy was for my friend to get a bloke tie him down and blind fold him, Poor guy :eek:

she/he had a bf at the time so she/he could get a bloke it was just a holiday thing... :cool:

LightningBolt

Originally Posted by CAPSLOCK365
Holidays are definitely where it happens! My sluttiest BY FAR was a few years ago on holiday with a friend. Mt friend brought this really cute guy back to our flat that I had noticed (I had a bf at thetime at home so didn't do anything) They had stayed in the bar chatting when I went up to the flat to sleep.

About 2hrs later I get woken up by my friend who tells me to be absolutely quiet and drags me to her room. She was pretty drunk and had the guy blindfolded with his hands tied to the bed!

Don't feel bad about it now cos found out my bf had cheated on me but I licked and kissed him all over and then gave him a bj. I still remember swallowing and giving him a really long kiss straight after!!

I left them to it after that but it was so hot the next day when I saw him knowing what I'd done and he didn't have a clue!!

Felt VERY bad....

Gives a new meaning to surprise sex...

Novella

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

Holidays are definitely where it happens! My sluttiest BY FAR was a few years ago on holiday with a friend. Mt friend brought this really cute guy back to our flat that I had noticed (I had a bf at thetime at home so didn't do anything) They had stayed in the bar chatting when I went up to the flat to sleep.

About 2hrs later I get woken up by my friend who tells me to be absolutely quiet and drags me to her room. She was pretty drunk and had the guy blindfolded with his hands tied to the bed!

Don't feel bad about it now cos found out my bf had cheated on me but I licked and kissed him all over and then gave him a bj. I still remember swallowing and giving him a really long kiss straight after!!

I left them to it after that but it was so hot the next day when I saw him knowing what I'd done and he didn't have a clue!!

Felt VERY bad....

That is actually just.......... :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

flowerific

JessieJames wrote: »

she/he had a bf at the time so she/he could get a bloke it was just a holiday thing... :cool:

she/he had a "Bf at the time" or so she/he says

prinz

It was a fictional troll trying to get real people to post real stories to enable our OP to knock one out.

Piste

CAPSLOCK365 wrote: »

The economy's in the ****ter, people are fearng for their jobs, political upheaval may not be far off and garrison games are being played in Croke Park. The world is upside down, but you can always depend on this place to have the most sanctimonious, least knowledgeable and most fun hating posters on the whole of the internet. There's more craic out of the weirdoes in Young Fianna Fail, Young Fine Gael and Young Labour.

Maybe our idea of fun isn't putting strangers' penises into our mouths?

Insect Overlord

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

Crann na Beatha

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Pride Fighter

snyper wrote: »

mine ?

July 2007


Went on a friday nite up yo meet a girl in blanch i was dating, due back saturday for work.

Hockeyed her out of it all nite, rang in sick to work, drove to galway and rode another bird all day and nite, both school teachers

didnt even shower me balls down in between sessions.


that was me being a slut...

erm hell no.. a stud

Legendary:)

gaeilgegrinds

This thread makes for very interesting reading. I think people's opinions here would be very different were the genders reversed.

LivingDeadGirl

gaeilgegrinds wrote: »

This thread makes for very interesting reading. I think people's opinions here would be very different were the genders reversed.

+1

Insect Overlord

gaeilgegrinds wrote: »

I think people's opinions here would be very different were the genders reversed.

LivingDeadGirl wrote:

+1

Wow, I hadn't thought of that before, even after reading it 20 times already in this thread...

gaeilgegrinds

Snyper, I realise now why us teachers have such a rep!

gaeilgegrinds

An File, am I not entitled to an opinion simply because it has been expressed before me?!

Captain Darling

gaeilgegrinds wrote: »

This thread makes for very interesting reading. I think people's opinions here would be very different were the genders reversed.

And in other breaking news, rain is wet........:pac:

admiralofthefleet

valentines night 1999, got a chewie in the door of the nuns place in whitefriar street. people and cars were going by. did i care? did i arse

pablomakaveli

I reckon the OP is really a 14 year old desperate for a tug. Bet he was hoping for hot graphic stories to be posted up because his mammy turned on the internet filter to block out all the good smut.

Here's a tip for ya little buddy. Lie on your arm til it goes numb and it will feel like your being pulled off by someone else. Ironically that was one of my earliest slutty moments.

Insect Overlord

gaeilgegrinds wrote: »

An File, am I not entitled to an opinion simply because it has been expressed before me?!

Captain Darling wrote: »

And in other breaking news, rain is wet........:pac:

TBH

gaeilgegrinds

TBH means to be honest...ok so. To be honest I'm smiling too at this!

Dudess

Pride Fighter wrote: »

Legendary:)

Not really...

Kinetic^

snyper wrote: »

mine ?

July 2007


Went on a friday nite up yo meet a girl in blanch i was dating, due back saturday for work.

Hockeyed her out of it all nite, rang in sick to work, drove to galway and rode another bird all day and nite, both school teachers

didnt even shower me balls down in between sessions.


that was me being a slut...

erm hell no.. a stud

A northsider and a bog warrior all in the one weekend? Must have been desperate times for the little fella snyper.

admiralofthefleet

Kinetic^ wrote: »

A northsider and a bog warrior all in the one weekend? Must have been desperate times for the little fella snyper.

have you ever been to dolphins barn?

Kinetic^

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

have you ever been to dolphins barn?

Have you ever been the admiral of a fleet?