The Person Below Me

homer simpson

sure do, an slr digital camera.

PB is willing to sell me one:D

joes girls

have to fish it out of my boot!

PB likes to snap???

Matt Holck

http://gizmodo.com/379310/perpetrators-of-cut-undersea-cable-discovered-not-godzilla-btw


the person below
uses m.boards.ie

colrow

pb werks for the council

A north London council has apologised after a woman was refused the loan of a pair of scissors in a library because she "might stab a member of staff".

Lorna Watts, 26, a self-employed dressmaker, was turned down at Holborn Library in central London.

She said: "It's ridiculous - public libraries are supposed to be supportive of small businesses."

A spokeswoman for Camden Council, which runs the library, has apologised and said it would investigate the incident.

Ms Watts, from Islington, north London, said: "I asked why I couldn't borrow a pair of scissors and she said, 'they are sharp, you might stab me'.

"I then asked to borrow a guillotine to cut up my leaflets but she refused again - because she said I could hit her over the head with it!"

'Absurd' policy

She added: "It's absurd - there are plenty of heavy books I could have hit her with if I wanted to.

"I hardly look very threatening - it's really sad she could not make a commonsense judgement."

The businesswoman then visited another three libraries in north London but her request was rejected in each of them.

A spokeswoman for the Health and Safety Executive said there was no policy in place on lending sharp implements.

"People know their own workplaces and must carry out their own risk assessments", she said.

"But we do ask workplaces to take a common sense approach.

"This could be a case of someone misinterpreting the rules."

A Camden Council spokeswoman said: "We are sorry we have not reached our usual high standards. We will investigate fully as soon as possible."

Deki

No PB no longer works:p

PB would loan me a pair of scissors?

colrow

No problem! send me the ticket and I'll be right over.

PB needs some sleep

holly1

To right there.

PB IS HEADING OUT FOR A RUN:D

Matt Holck

I don't know what my teacher did to my legs but they are tired

the person below will clean this up

joes girls

Not a hope........


PB is having tea and toast???

Deki

no
PB feels fine this day

holly1

not bad.

PB is listining to night noises.

Deki

yes and now i'm listening to more rain noises

PB is nearly ready for lunch

holly1

Just finished brekki.

PB is having coffee.

Deki

no (should not have drank that wine last night:()

Pb had a nice breakfast

holly1

Yea not bad,but full now:o.

PB is hungover,a little I think:p

Deki

maybe-
( i think i will have to give up this little experiment into drink- i'm not very good at it:o)

PB has pets

holly1

Yep,a cat called ????

PB is going to have to get a boat!

Deki

yep maybe an ark:p


PB likes to read

holly1

Love it,will read anything.

PB loves shopping.

Deki

i do -i will buy anything:p(read anything too}

pb has read Peter Straub stuff?

holly1

No whats he about.
PB is wondering "what will I do today".

Deki

yes choices are so endless
( Peter Straub writes ghosty stuff - I was given two books by him
night and one by Stephen King- I feel lucky)


PB likes getting unexpected presents

holly1

Not to keen on scarey stuff,but have been known to read the odd one.Will look out for him.

PB is thinking of getting dressed.

Deki

yeah, just thinking not moving

Pb will have a wonderful day

Thomas828

I'll find out for myself when the sun rises. The next person to post here can stay under water for up to a minute.

Deki

could stay there- might drown- but i could stay there

PB favorite swimming stroke is the butterfly

Thomas828

False. My swimming begins and ends with the doggy paddle. The next poster has an unhealthy crush on Maeve Higgins.

Deki

no not true
PB has some sort of thing hanging from their face

PFJSplitter

True! A very looooooooooong auburn-coloured hair.....

PB likes wearing pink knickers.

Deki

don't forget the rosebuds
PB wears cowboy boots

PFJSplitter

Not true - runners most of the time.

PB likes to be spanked by partner

Deki

nope not me- you must be thinking of someone else


PB is wearing plaid

James T Kirk

nay

PB is smoking a pipe.

joes girls

nope, just smokes!


PB is thinking how spicy, spice can be???

Deki

no i think that was someone else.

PB Is looking for a way out

joes girls

A way out of what???

PB is looking forward to tonight.....

Deki

no (sigh) nothing happenin tonight.

PB is going to have a wonderful night (or is that Knight)

joes girls

Im sure i will,


PB is going to have a hot bath.....

Deki

yes before long with ginger grapefruit pink bubbles:p

PB is having fun at home tonight

joes girls

yep, well i hopes so;)

PB is looking forward to a new start ......

Deki

If only I could find one- seen any laying around?

PB has someone coming to dinner

joes girls

just me and the boys:)
(im grabbing my new start with both hands)

PB is getting hungry ....

Deki

yea i only had coffee (should be cooking need to cook up that hamburger)

PB has eaten lunch

colrow

yeah i had ham and fruit salad for a change :cool: hows u deki

pb won't be in the Carluke chinky tonite

Deki

Hi Col:) I'm fine and you?

Nope won't be

PB will order Pizza and eat off it the rest of the week
using paper towels and throw away cups to eliminate need for clean up

joes girls

No i surely wont!!!

PB needs to get a new look!

Deki

probably I sure need a NEW something (sigh)

PB is very busy today

joes girls

kinda .....

PB is having a lazy evening?

Deki

no not evening yet though

PB is getting sleepy

Luno

Yup just back from school
PB can smell there mammy cooking dinner