Nicest take away coffee in the Marble City?

fabbydabby

I have been through the mill in this town coffe-wise. I am utterly dependant on the stuff and ever since I gave up the smokes, coffee has been a major part of my life.

I used to be a staunch advocate of Tim Horton's cafinnated delights as purveyed by Eurospa in Newpark and Mr Angry on the Callan road. They do a half decent brew let me tell you, and are convienent for parking to boot.

I have also, upon whim and fancy, sampled the Kenyan and Columbian blends of Topaz service stations and I must say, it is utter utter 5hite. Their slogan is "That's Better". They should change it to "That's Bitter". Bitter as a divorcee and often burnt beyond recognition, Topaz know like none other, how to make coffee taste like raw sewage. they know how to charge for it too, might I add, the capitalist swine.

I have also tried that litle kiosk there beside the back entrance to Kytlers beer garden, and upon demanding 12 ounces of their finest brew, was rewarded with what can only be described as tepid chlorinated brown milky water that tasted like the by product of a beverly hills coffee enema. Enjoy it I did not.

Naturally these experiences rendered me more than a little concerned as I stood in the city centre this morning with a pile of sweaty change in my increasingly shaking hand. The withdrawel was kicking in and Mr Angry's was a mile away. AND I had no car. Where to go?

I happened upon Mugshot cafe on James's street (Up by "Quinnsworth, as my dad would say"), which is one of those anonnying franchises that mushroom and feed in places of noveau wealth. You know the type? They have 'hip' names for the bathrooms and serve overpriced food that ends in nini.

I braved entry to the place, crossed the owner's palm with silver and scored myself 12 hot ounces of ebony heaven. MAN was that coffee good. Strong without being bitter and laden down with flavour, I was thouroughly satisfied as I guzzled down every last drop. Without a doubt, the nicest coffee I have had in kilkenny. Period.

The only disconcerting thing about the experience I had is that the proprietor kept callin me 'my man' in that kind of cringe inducing trendy uncle at your 21st sort of way. But i don't care. It was worth it for the experience.

So yeah,I would recommend Mugshot for those seeking a tasty take away. But I have no intention of driving into james's street for a cuppa every single time though. Where else around can I pick up coffee of this standard?

Any other dependants care to enlighten me?

Ollchailin

Ok now I must start off by saying that I can't STAND coffee so sorry if I get this wrong, but I'm going out someone and related to a few others who totally live off on the stuff and in KK they like the coffee in The Ground Floor, the Gourmet Store, Marble City Tea Rooms and that Mocha Bagel place on William St.

Stephen

Mr. Angry's? Please elaborate

brettmirl

Zuni Express used to do great coffee. It's been replaced since by Mocha (or something), but not tried the coffee there yet.

Hortons Coffee in the Eurospar used to be good, but lately, it's not been great there. It tastes a bit chemically or something.

Topaz coffee is very hit and miss. Usually on the miss side unfortunately.

The Gourmet Store on High Street does good coffee, but I've not had one there in a while.

Alzar

Agree on Mugshot, cracking brew in there.
The coffee shop in the Loughboy SC is quite nice too. I like Kafe Katz beside the Ormonde & one or two of the coffee houses in McDonagh ain't too bad either.

I hate when they burn the bejaysus outta coffee though!

Al.

fabbydabby

Stephen wrote: »

Mr. Angry's? Please elaborate

His real name is Mr Cross.

Tea rooms coffee is eye poppingly strong and more often than not luke warm. Topaz coffee is never hit and miss. It is consistently feculent in disposition. If someone got 2girls1cup and turned it into a beverage, the result would be their coffee.

I must try the gourmet store, they do a bitchin' sandwitch. Though if I'm there I might as well pop up to mugshot.

Mick, I would say the problem with Hortons in Eurospar is the fetid stench from the council mains water.

spoonbadger

Would like to put a vote in for gloria jeans in macdonagh. Best coffee i've had as of yet in KK (although i do want to try out mugshot now ).

Bear in mind though that it also depends on whose making it in there. One particular latin-looking hippy fella is an absolute god!!. Gave me the greatest cup of joy i've ever experienced....

...Went in a few days later and was served by one of the wimmins on the pay roll and was most unimpressed. I could see her rushing it, and paying no attention when she made up the shot of espresso and steamed the milk. You could taste it too,

itsonlyme

I always get the cuppa coffee in Spar and Esso in Irishtown. it is the cheapest in town. Well the petrol stations anyway..1.60 for a large cup. I was talking to the manager in there last week and he said that they will be changing the cooffe from Bewlys to Insomina Coffee in the next two weeks.

femur61

Ground Floor on High St has lovely coffee at a great price as well. While MugShot has great coffee but for the size of it, it is very expensive. In The Tea Rooms I just some hot water to dilute it when it is too strong.

brettmirl

Got a take-away coffee from Esquires on High St yesterday. Very nice indeed. Could have been a few degrees hotter, but tasted great.

fabbydabby

Tried the Topaz limited edition Guatemalan coffee yesterday. Rank is not the word.

(feculent is the word). Seriously, who the hell drinks this stuff? Kenyan, Colombian... it all tastes the same (like it was stored in a hot rectum).

Inncidentally I thought the coffee in mugshot was alright value, i have to say. I see a reference to the spar in irishtown above. They used to sell bewleys coffe and it was decent enough by service station standards. Insomnia coffee is quite nice, from what i remember, so I'll have to pay them a visit again.

Where's esquires?

brettmirl

fabbydabby wrote: »

Where's esquires?

On High St beside Uncle Sams.

kilkennymusic

Marble City Tea Rooms all the way. Try their white mocha with an extra shot (that should make it a triple shot), by far the nicest takeaway coffee going.

I'll avoid the Tim Hortons stuff in Spar on the callan road, same with the coffee machine in Texaco (Blackquarry). I saw the Insomnia banners are gone up in Spar down in Irishtown, may give it a shot next time I'm there.

brettmirl

Didn't realise the Tea Rooms did take away!

Did anyone try that place near the OK House. No idea what the name of it is, but when I passed there over the weekend they had a sign up saying all tea was €1 and all coffees were €1.50.

fabbydabby

Such value is certainly decent enough,but only worthwhile for a tasty beverage. I personally think it is worthwhile paying the extra few shillings and getting a nice cup. I don't know where your talking about. Is it that little kiosk place opposite james's street that regularly changes hands?

Spirishtown (spar in irishtown) may very well be my new watering hole. I'll try it in the next day or two and report back, although I can't taste much these days because I am afflicted with a bad cold whcih renders me unable to taste anything at all. Maybe I should pop back to Topaz in the interim?

I find the tea rooms coffee rather stong and also a little on the cold side, though i have never taken away from there and usually when I drink there is outside to facilitate my cigarette smoking other half. White mocha is a bit airy-fairy for my sophicticated pallete, though having said that I have never sampled it. i don't like white/ milky coffee though. Urgh.

Perhaps a change is in order?

fabbydabby

Was passing Spirishton on my way to 'work' (word used in its broadest possible sense) this morning, and was lured in by the prospect of a hot cup of insomnia.

but alas, it was not meant to be, as their coffee is still of the Bewleys variety. So I had a cup of that, and am polishing it off as I type (will not LITERALLY as I type, for that would require unbelieveable multitasking skillz, but it is fair to say that my typing is punctuated with regular sips of the black).

I must say, it isn't bad at all for service station fare. It's certainly going down on my list.

Sparks

spoonbadger wrote: »

Would like to put a vote in for gloria jeans in macdonagh. Best coffee i've had as of yet in KK (although i do want to try out mugshot now ).

Bear in mind though that it also depends on whose making it in there. One particular latin-looking hippy fella is an absolute god!!. Gave me the greatest cup of joy i've ever experienced....

+1 to that and the Cork lad (I'd say employee, but face it, if he's from Cork, 'lad' or 'fella' is the better word ) knows his stuff as well.

Costa (next door to GJs) is not bad, but really specialises in giant buckets of flavoured latte/cappachino - if that's what you want (and face it, sometimes even the most ardent purist wants some ), they're the place to go, but if you want something other than a giant mug of vianilla latte, GJs is the place to be going. And they'll grind beans for you there for your home brew.

Mocha's not too bad but GJs is better.

Past those, pretty much everywhere is bad to mediocre/average I'm afraid. But GJs is a nice shining beacon of coffee happiness, so who cares? Now, if they'd only extend their opening hours. It's not a city until you can get a decent cup of coffee at 2am dammit!

Walls

Sparks is pretty much working on laminating his list of coffee houses....

Sparks

Nonsense. If I laminated it, they'd get complacent...

Walls

Sparks wrote: »

Nonsense. If I laminated it, they'd get complacent...

:rolleyes:

fabbydabby

Heh.

OK so I have an update. I have since sampled some more of the coffees on offer in and around the town.

Firstly I would like to commend "Fresh" (I think it's called?) as they have 12oz coffee for only one-fiddy. And it's NICE. And caramel squares. And they are nice too. They are on high street opposite the arcade and are woth checking out. Take-away only though.

Mocha on rose-inn street: AVOID. The coffee they supplied the other day was manky, it tasted like turnips. And they seem to think that it is reasonable in these days of welfare and sacrifice to charge €3 for a (slightly stale) chocolate muffin. €3! Well I have news for you, Mocha. No it bloody well isn't reasonable and if you are wondering why nobody is darkening the door of your crappy rip-off store you should visitsome of the other coffee places around. But not yer wan beside Kytlers in the courtyard, who charges €3 for a bloody bit of a flapjack. Eddie Hobbs would turn in his grave if he wasn't dead. Which he isn't. So why would he be in a grave?

Perhaps these capitalist purveyors of liquid ebony are in league to opress the little guy. Who knows? Anyway I'll kepp yiz posted (about the coffee not Eddie Hobbs)...

Walls

I could see Eddie Hobbs in a grave when he isn't dead. I mean, come on, it is Eddie Hobbs.

ECOLOGICAL

the best quailty sit in coffee is in Billy Byrnes ,John St
best quality bean mixture

fabbydabby

Billy Byrne's the pub?! Really?

Forgive my scepticism, it is just difficult to imagine a discerning aficianado of the black bean heading to Billy Byrnes pub for their daily fix.

And I have had the coffee in there before, with their delicious breakfast after a night on the tiles. But after a night on the tiles I might as well be drinking warmed-up bin juice for all I can taste, so maybe the delicate nuances and subtle flavours of Messrs Byrne's daily grind were lost on me.

Having said that, I am willing to give it another go. I'll be there for The Orb on Sunday, so I'll try it then and report back.

brettmirl

brettmirl wrote: »

Got a take-away coffee from Esquires on High St yesterday. Very nice indeed. Could have been a few degrees hotter, but tasted great.

I'm taking back what I said about the coffee in Esquires being nice.
Got one on Sunday and it was pure muck. They also got my sandwich order wrong. Plus, they use that reformed muck that's supposed to be chicken too.

fabbydabby

Esquire's is hit-and-miss alright, especially food-wise but I find their coffee tends to be really nice. Or at least it was the time I got it. The chocolate biscuit cake was stink though, and came with that syrupy stuff you get on ice cream cones(wtf?) and wafers (*wtf? wtf?) and seemed to be made from cooking chocolate. Rank.

The insomnia coffee in Spirishtown is mediocre at best, it's quite strong too. And insomnia coffee houses are total and utter shít.

Fresh is the winner for me, or at least it is until I find a replacement.

Davidian_ie

Nicest coffee and best value for breakfast in this town.

End of thread!

Ollchailin

Davidian_ie wrote: »

Nicest coffee and best value for breakfast in this town.

End of thread!

Oooh that place is lovely- I can't comment on the coffee because I think all coffee is disgusting (sorry!! I'm a tea only type of gal...) but if the rest of the fare on offer in Foodworks is anything to go by, I'm sure their coffee is worth a try!

brettmirl

Where's Foodworks?

fabbydabby

Foodworks is on the lane that links the Hebron Road Roundabout with John's Green. I think it's called Gas House Lane.

People have been raving about Foodworks but I fail to see it. The food is certainly tasty enough, but not AMAZING, and the menu hadn't changed an iota the last few times I was in there (though in fairness I havent been in in a couple of months now so maybe they got round to it since.

Their chips are listed on the menu as "hand cut fries" or something similar.

Presumably when they say "hand cut fries" they really mean "fries that were hand cut by machines in a mass-processing plant before being packaged, frozen, delivered, then cooked and over salted prior to serving."

I despise people loading their menus with faux high-end cheffing wanko-terminology such as jus and hand cut fries, especially when they turn around and serve you fuking frozen chips and gravy.

It is wankology of the highest order. I felt like telling the servant that I paid for hand cut fries, and that is what I expected to receive. But being Irish, I bitched at my companion instead and went home.

fabbydabby

By the way you can get a savage breakfast in Cafe1 in Irishtown for under 7 Europes and the coffee is quite nice too.