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Proposed bill of she'll be rights mate

aiecquest · 2009-04-22 04:48:30

Proposed bill of she'll be rights mate http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/a-proposed-australian-bill-of-shell-be-rights-mate-20090421-ae2p.html 1. THE RIGHT TO REDEFINITION 2. THE RIGHT TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS FROM FOREIGN VISITORS 3. PROHIBITION TO EXCLUDE YOURSELF FROM A SHOUT 4. THE RIGHT TO CRINGE, CULTURALLY SPEAKING…

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22-04-2009 5:48am

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Proposed bill of she'll be rights mate

http://www.watoday.com.au/opinion/a-proposed-australian-bill-of-shell-be-rights-mate-20090421-ae2p.html

1. THE RIGHT TO REDEFINITION
2. THE RIGHT TO FISH FOR COMPLIMENTS FROM FOREIGN VISITORS
3. PROHIBITION TO EXCLUDE YOURSELF FROM A SHOUT
4. THE RIGHT TO CRINGE, CULTURALLY SPEAKING
5. THE RIGHT TO BEAR JINGOS
6. THE RESPONSIBILITY TO AUSTRALIANISE
7. LADIES, BRING A PLATE
8. RIGHT FOR THE SURVIVAL OF OUR LANGUAGE
9. RIGHT TO DENIAL
10. RIGHT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT NEW ZEALANDERS
11. RIGHT TO CRACK OPEN A CAN OF 'WHO GIVES A RATS?'
12. UNIVERSAL AGREEMENT THAT OVER THE FENCE IS OUT
13. RIGHT TO CLAIM THE NORMAL HUMAN RESPONSE TO TRAGEDY AS 'UNIQUELY AUSTRALIAN'
14. RIGHT TO DEFEND OUR SLAGS, SCRAGS AND SCRUBBERS

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