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So my mum....

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  • 23-04-2009 1:34am
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    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭


    Right, not exactly a one liner and I am a woman telling a joke but sure maybe someone out there will get a laugh out of this.

    So, as I was saying, my mum.... We were in the car, having a nice mother daughter bonding thing, whatever. Telling each other jokes, like silly women jokes. Then she just goes, 'oh, i've a good one, what makes love like a tiger and winks?' and then she f**king winks at me.

    Like almost 60, cuddly, lovely irish mammy.

    Rotten.


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    tossy
    Registered Users Posts: 9,590 ✭✭✭tossy


    Parents are people to you know! good one though.


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    hussey
    Registered Users Posts: 6,240 ✭✭✭hussey


    what makes love like a tiger and winks

    If that was your da, he would have said
    what fucks like a bull and winks


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    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    probably...
    f*cking animals the pair of them


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    RoundTower
    Registered Users Posts: 5,083 ✭✭✭RoundTower


    I can confirm your mum's claim.


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    milktwosugars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭milktwosugars


    Oh my god, ya!! I think I remember you from our chats alright. She wasn't as kind as you're being though, something about you being like a tiny squirmy slug dying inside her....Mammy loves the ol' animal metaphors.
    I dunno what to say to ya really, I mean, like, they'll drop some day. Hang in there.


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